Friday Flash 55.....

Two Nuns were returning to the convent after
evening Mass. Out of nowhere a Vampire appeared
and slowly approached them with fangs bared!
Sister Mary Catherine reached for her Rosary
and said..."Quickly Sister, show him your cross"!
She thought a moment, then shouted..."Move you
toothy bastard, and get the FUCK off the sidewalk"!!


Ahhh yes, I can still feel that heavy ruler wacking my palm!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!
So from the most repentitent host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Thursday Portrait.....

Yep, there I am gassing up a delivery on my day off!
Make hay while the Sun shines I guess.
With Labor Day Week-End coming up, it's so thoughtful
and greedy to see fit to raise gasoline to 4.15 a Gallon!!
Thats just pissy!!!!
I can't begin to express my disgust with this uncontrolled
price gouging. A few years back while walking down Bourbon St.
in The Big Easy, I saw the PERFECT T-Shirt to convey my message
to ALL the major oil companies...Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck!!!
I should have bought it.
Anyway...After squeezing every last drop into this 2013 Equinox,
imagine my surprise when I looked at the total...Hehehehehe.
You can't make this stuff up folks. Well, I guess you can, but I
didn't. See you Thursday 8:00 PM EST.

The First Step.....

Can you possibly imagine being shot into Outer Space
atop the most powerful rocket ever built by humans,
inside a glorified ash can with primitive electronics?
To me, thats tantamount to an Ojibway Indian canoeing 25
miles to Lake Superior's Isle Royale in a birch bark
coffin..To mine Copper! Bravery and an overwhelming sense of
adventure thats is hard to even put into words.
For the ones still breathing of MY Generation, there are those
unforgetable moments frozen in time...
The JFK/Lee Harvey Oswald Murders
The Bobby Kennedy/MLK Murders
AND...The First Man on the Moon!
I was in my buddy Dallas Griffus's back yard, watching his
12 inch B/W with aluminum foil attached to the rabbit ears!
I remember it like was yesterday....

Fearless Pioneer!!
You took that first Giant Leap...
Rest in Peace Brother.

I'm Ready.....!!!!!

Does your community have a Harbor Freight tools?
Yeah I know, it IS kind of a cheesy store, but they
have terrific deals on all things power, PLUS they have
many needed items that will help you prepare for the
inevitable Zombie Apocalypse!!
Item #1...A Kick Ass Machete'!!
18 in. Polished Steel Blade, Nonslip Grip...Nylon Sheath Included!
3.99....Are you Shitting me?
Item#2...Magnesium Fire Starter!!
Waterproof...Fireproof...A boon to any survival situation!!
2.49...I'm on it, Like a bonnet!!!
Even if the Zombie thing doesn't come down as predicted, you certainly
are prepared to traverse any equatorial rainfarest that you may
encounter. Of course I was a Cub Scout, and a Boy Scout...
Be Prepared....I AM!!!!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-Peeps....G

Friday Flash 55.....

Yeah....
A couple of Whiskey Sours, a ten minute romp
in the back seat of his big black sedan, then the
typical.."That was great Baby, I'll give you a call sometime".
Yeah...?
The Dip-Stick didn't even ask for my number!!!
Thats Ok, I'll give him THIS number...
Bullet to the Balls.... One-Two-Three!

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Be careful who you bang, she may want to BANG you back!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!
So from the most celibate and gracious host from coast to coast..
Have a Kick Ass Week-End.

Thursday Portrait.....

It's no secret that The G-Man is a huge Maize and Blue fan!
With kick-off less than 10 days away, I can hardly wait.
Another obsession of mine other than the obvious
UM Football/Redheads/Pretty Feet thing....Is my Love of Ray Bans!
I have Ray Ban Aviators, I have prescription Ray Bans, I have Tortoise Shell Wayfarers, I did have some black Ray Ban Cats until I fell out of a row boat
in the middle of a lake a few years back Grrrrrrrrr.
And pictured above is the find of a lifetime!
A company in Tennesee named Lucky Bear, buys up stock from
sporting goods stores that are going out of business, and one of these
stores had a large number of odd-ball Ray Ban sunglasses. I came across
these Cool Shades on-line, called the owner, and set up delivery.
Yellow Framed Wayfarers, made in Italy by Luxotica, PERFECT for
UM home football games, for the UNBELIEVABLY low price of........
hehehehehe...Thats right, your eyes are NOT deceiving you!!!
See you Thursday 8:00 PM EST

No Prompt Poetry.....

A breathless whisper...
Lust slit eyes, the crimson pout.
Time for a new car!!!