Thursday, August 30, 2012

Friday Flash 55.....

Two Nuns were returning to the convent after
evening Mass. Out of nowhere a Vampire appeared
and slowly approached them with fangs bared!
Sister Mary Catherine reached for her Rosary
and said..."Quickly Sister, show him your cross"!
She thought a moment, then shouted..."Move you
toothy bastard, and get the FUCK off the sidewalk"!!

Ahhh yes, I can still feel that heavy ruler wacking my palm!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!
So from the most repentitent host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End


Teresa said...

I love it! The full moon must bring out these fun topics!

PattiKen said...

I am in with

Stuck at Prom

Teresa said...

Yahtzee! First time ever!

PattiKen said...

And palm? You got the ruler on the palm? It was always the knuckles for me. WAY worse!

Brian Miller said...

ha now there is a sister! lol...knows how to put the fear in a

mine is here

Scarlet said...

That was some gutsy nun ~

I am playing too, second post here:

Brian Miller said...

be back in a bit to read more...gotta get the boys to bed....

Margaret said...

...hey, I'm hiding behind her skirts if (I mean when) those zombies arrive! The Sisters at my high school were kind and I learned a lot from them ( but then, I never did anything wrong...) ha ha Yeah, right - but that is another story and far to long for a 55, thank goodness!

My 55

hedgewitch said...

Ha! and then *groan*--I think I'm having another attack of cloisterphobia.

Nice one G--mine will be up after the witching hour, or in the morning.

Margaret said...

Did you recognize my header photo? It is from the Petoskey side looking towards Harbor Springs. :)

Janna said...

Yup; she's "cross" all right. :)

I've never met a vampire, but I'll bet they have great parties.
For some reason I think vampire parties would be loads of fun, whereas zombie parties would be dull and lifeless.
(Ha! Get it?)

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Maude Lynn said...

That's waaaay past cross! Good one, G-Man!

Alice Audrey said...

LOL! Tsk, such language from a nun.

Mine is up

Daydreamertoo said...

LOL...Can't really say the Lady is a vamp, can we!! LOL

Mine's up..early for change too ;)

Wild about Harry LOL

Have a great weekend Galen :)

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

I guess when God is on your side you don't have to mess around!

Roadside Garden

magiceye said...

lol! scary for sure!

Check out my ride in 55 at

Anonymous said...

Whoa how many Hail Marys for the nun showing she's "cross"? :P

I'm not playing this week, again. Hopefully I'll have more time once school starts. (crossing fingers - not nuns)

A Daft Scots Lass said...

You're my featured blog of the day.


Believe it or not, I'm linking up today.


Have a nice day now, G-Man.


Fuck you too dammit.

Melissa Russell said...

Where's my necklace of garlic?

Here's mine

Vanessa Victoria Kilmer said...

Yup, that's what happens when you get nun.

Flash 55 - Tunnel

AmitAag said...

Great G-Man!
Plz check out mine at:

izzy said...

Oooh swearing Nuns! love it-
I had one stuck in an alcove once...
Have a great weekend!

hope said...

Never met anyone who'd argue with a Nun. :)

Mine's up...happy weekend!

hedgewitch said...

Okay, I'm up, with a little one act play. Hope everyone has a great holiday weekend--will be around to read later.

The Show Must Go On

Tony Crimi said...

We had to deal with priests not nuns when we grew up. They were way laid back. looking back on it , i wonder if they were high?

Unknown said...

I so love this..hahahahahahahaha
Going to share this with my daughters. LOL
Mine is here

lime said...

those nuns are not to be messed with!

happygirl said...

This was GREAT. I'm such a fan of the True Blood. oops, guilty secret, revealed. ;)
here's mine

Linc said...

Very clever, LOVE this one! You have a unique way of creating a story. I'd love to see what you can do with 5500 words!

Here's mine:

JANU said...

Would like to meet that Sister...Cool!

Mine is here -

Pratibha said...

Dracula would not be prepared for that I bet ;)

Awesome !

My post : Eat

Anonymous said...

Very funny - you know I was always very jealous of my Catholic friends precisely because the nuns with their rulers seems somehow so picturesque and dramatic!

ANyway enjoyed.

Here's mine:

Cutest dog in world turned 17 yesterday.


Lydia said...

I don't have any history with nuns, and your 55 makes me glad for it! They do get a bad rap and I suspect in some cases it is justified.

I am latelate, but here: The Empty Chair

Glenn Buttkus said...

Nice to see such a healthy turn-out G-Man. Here is my pithy 55, DIONYSUS

Mimi Foxmorton said...

Oh my! Most excellent!
I WENT to Catholic School!
Still have the scars! lol
My sympathy to the Vampire.......

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Brian Miller said...

swinging back through to catch the late bloomers...hey have a great weekend pops...and enjoy the football too...smiles.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

A potty-mouthed Nun - shocking

Unknown said...

G-Man Sir and ALL,
You are cordially invited to join me EVERY SATURDAY TO SUNDAY for SUNDAY 160 REDUX. So sorry for the wrong uid as I think blogger was playing the fool with me. LOL.
Mine is here
Have you a BLESSED SUNDAY!!!

Jeans 'n Tshirt said...

where oh where would we be with out the nun stories and memories!! ;o)

no 55 for me yet but tales of long weekend...

love checking in on you wild man!