Micro-Fiction Monday...

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Grandma will be so proud of me.

Lets see... Eye of Newt, small black cat.

Or is it....Eye of Newt, small black rat?

Oh Well...

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The Lovely Susan over at Stony River...Here!

Hosts a Weekly Theme called Micro-Fiction Monday.

She posts a picture of her choice, YOU provide the caption

in 140 words or less!

Try it, it's FUN!

See Ya Tomorrow......G

Sunday 160.....

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They say that the average age of a Blog
is a year and a half. Thats when you have
finished saying all you need to say.
Ive never figured that one out! It's FUN
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Monkey Man.......
Hosts a Sunday Meme called Sunday 160.
Write a story or prose using 160 characters EXACTLY!
Post it on your Blog, (If you still have one)
Then go tell him......Here.
See Ya Tomorrow.....G

Friday Flash 55.....

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I thought we were friends.
But she was always teasing me with that oil-can.....
"Tiiiiiiiin-Maaaaaaaan......... Lube Time!!"
Then she would turn and run away, only to demurely glance over her shoulder,
and giggle as she disappeared.
Well I found out where little Dorothy lives.......er LIVED!
And.....Trick or Treat You Teasing BITCH!!!!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55,
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most ghoulish host from coast to coast...
Have a Safe and Kick Ass Week-End!!!!

Thursday Portrait....

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Whats the chances of one of MY customers having this plate?
See you tomorrow? Halloween Week-End ya know....
Hint Hint...

One Shot Wednesday...

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Most Zombie Shoppers

Just LOVE the fresh produce at....

The Marble Orchard!!

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A Halloween Haiku 4 You!!!!

Do you have any Prose or Poetry Lying around?

Ghoulish or otherwise, post it on your blog, then go visit..

The Great Crew at One Stop Poetry.....Here!

You'll be glad you did.....

BOO!!!!!

TMI Tuesday.....

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A Mr. Freddie Krueger from Elm Street USA asks...

"Dear Mr. Knowitall, How did the tradition of carving

pumpkins and Jack-O-Lanterns evole? I LOVE carving and slicing things"!

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Uh...Freddie? I can answer that...

Pumpkin carving began as an Irish tradition.

But instead of pumpkins, they would use turnips,

potato's, and beets. Basically they carved anything that could be carved!

Candles were placed inside the carved veggie to ward off evil spirits.

When the influx of Irish immigrints began to hit America in the 1800's,

They found that Pumpkins were bigger and easier to carve, and they

have been a Halloween tradition ever since!

Like I said before, candles were lit on All Hallows Eve to ward off

the Evil Spirits roaming the Earth, but they also served as a Beacon

so that their loved could find their way back home.

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All this pumpkin carving talk has made Mr, Knowitall grow weary...

I bid you Adieu.....

Micro-Fiction Monday.....

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Some couldn't take their eyes off of the naked skier.

Some drank beer, some ate chicken.

Some were about to get their Cow Lick Snipped off.

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The Lovely Susan over at Stony River.....Here!

Hosts a Monday Writing prompt called...

Micro-Fiction Monday.

Each week she posts a picture of her choice,

YOU provide the caption, in 140 characters or less.

Try it it's fun! See Ya tomorrow.

Peace...!!!

Brussel Sprout 160....

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It's pretty late in the season, but the Farmer's Mkt

was still rockin! And something strange caught my eye.

Fresh Brussel Sprouts on the vine. She was asking

3 bucks a stalk. I paid 5 bucks for two!!

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Not exactly the subject matter of Great Literature,

But don't they look cool?

Every Sunday The Monkey Man...

Asks for some prose or a story in 160 characters.

Post it on your blog, then go visit him ...Here!

Hey...It's Sunday, what else you gonna do?

Watch Football?

See Ya tomorrow....Peace!!!

Friday Flash 55.....

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I'd like some Barbecue.... Chicken Almond-Ding
Fillet-of-Sole, Serve it Florentine...
I Wanna Be A Food Critic!!
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A Porterhouse, Medium Rare
Fancy Pasta, Make it Angel Hair....
I Wanna Be A Food Critic!!
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Thick Clam Chowder, Brunswick Stew
If you give me Seconds, you'll get a Great Review...
I Wanna Be A Food Critic!!

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Of course I Want To Be A Rock Star by Nickleback
was roaring through my head on this one.
I think that being a Food Critic would be the Ultimate
in Careers.
(Second only to Ladies Footwear Editor for the Nieman-Marcus Catalog)
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

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SOME things on this page will be "RED" on Friday as well...

See Ya Tomorrow...G

One Shot Wednesday....

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When did my jokes stop being funny?
When did our love depend upon money?
When did we start fighting at the drop of a hat?
When did my cute butt become suddenly fat?
When did I become evil because of my snoring?
When did my advances become selfish and boring?
Our once Grand Illusion has turned into a sham....
Way too much water, has gone over the dam!

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If you have a short story, poetry, or prose in your head.
Post it on your blog, and go tell the One Stop Poetry Crew...Here!
See Ya Tomorrow....Peace!!!

Children Update....

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Mr. Knowitall has the Evening off...

Top Pic, Reese Harmon Haynes Turns 21 Today!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REESE..!!!!!

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Amanda Haynes with all her worldly possessions

Awaiting the train To Bucharest.

Goodbye to Prague (Praha)

Second Class sleeping coach

Arriving at the Romanian train station

Notice Dracula?
The Carpathian Mts.

Taking a boat across the Bosphorus

The Blue Mosque

The obelisk of Thutmose III brought to

Constantinople 2500 years ago by Roman troops.

The street by where her new APT. is located.

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Can I tell you all something?

Please go HUG your children right now.

While they are still within your reach...

See ya all tomorrow....G

Micro-Fiction Monday...

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What a Jerk the king is!

First he seals me up in the Garderner's shed

For NOT playing 'Pull My Finger'.

But No Cream Cheese for these bagels?

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The Lovely Susan over at Stony River.....Here.

Posts a picture every Monday.

You write the caption in 140 characters or less!

Try it you'll like it!

See you Tuesday....Peace!!!

Friday Flash 55.....

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Split, Fried, in a Pudding or Cake
Raw, Dried, in a Bread or Baked
Yellow, Green, sometimes Red
Eat them for Breakfast, or a Snack before bed
Phallic in shape, some are Long, some Shorty
Slightly Radioactive....Isotope Potassium-40
And remember they are grown, near the Equator
So never keep them...In the Refrigerator
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the slipperiest host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

Thursday Portrait.....

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It was kind of a dreary boring day at work today.
Not much going on in the way of business,
so after reading the paper, and all of the 'Fun Facts'
on my Harley-Davidson calender, I went On-Line for some REAL
Mr. Knowitall type Fun Facts.
How about the the WORST album covers of all time?
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1.) Europe...The Final Countdown
27.) The Ethel Merman Disco Album
43.) Songs for Gay Dogs...Paddy Roberts
55.) The Glitter Band...Hey!

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HEY??????
That reminds me of something,
But I just can't remember what.
See Y'all on Friday.... for something.

One Shot Wednesday....

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Eiswein!
Blood of Dionysus.
Whilst your clustered brethren have long since
been gathered, pressed, vatted, and Swilled.
You are still clinging to that frosted vine!
Standing a lonely vigil...
Waiting to wither
Waiting to freeze.
But from that icy raison explodes...AMBROSIA!
The ultimate gift from Mother Nature...
To her very undeserving offspring.

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Originally published as a Flash 55 back in 08,
I tweaked it just a bit for One Shot Wednesday!
If you have any poetry or prose on your mind.
Publish it on your post, and go visit.....Here!

TMI Tuesday...

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A Mr. Buster Kelly from the Shady Rest assisted living in Spokane Washington asks.... "Dear Mr. Knowitall, I'm the 'Youngster' of the 3rd floor at age 78, this morning while waiting in line for Breakfast, Roscoe 'Zoot-Suit' Baker pushes me aside and says ...'Stand clear Billboard, I notice you eyballin that Choice bit of Calico Margie. Go chase yourself'.. What did he just say to me? And could you Please help me out with some Roaring 20's lingo?

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Dear Buster...Of course I can!!

BILLBOARD...A flashy man or woman.

CHOICE BIT OF CALICO..A Hot chick.

GO CHASE YOURSELF..Get lost, Scram!

BEARCAT..A hot-blooded girl.

BELL BOTTOM..Sailor

BIG SIX..A strong man.(Named after the new 6-cyl engine)

BREEZER..Convertible

BRILLO..Someone who lives fast, and spends money freely.

BUTT ME..Give me a smoke.

BUTTON SHINING..Close Dancing

CAKE EATER..A ladies man.

CHARLIE..A man with a moustache. (Chaplan)

CORN SHREDDER..An awkward dancer.

DOG JOCK..A man who walks the dog.

FACE STRETCHER..An older woman trying to look young.

FATHER TIME..Any man older than 30!!

FIG LEAF..A one piece bathing suit.

FIRE ALARM..A divorced woman

FIRE EXTINGUISHER..A chaperone.

GOOFY..In love

HIGH HAT.. A snob.

JACK..Money

OLIVER TWIST..A good dancer

PANTHER PISS..Whiskey

PETTING PANTRY..A Movie theater.

PRISCILLA..A girl that prefers to stay home.

PRUNE PIT.. Anything that old fashioned

SHARPSHOOTER..A young man who spends alot and dresses well.

SHEBA..A woman with sex appeal.

SHEIK..A man with sex appeal.

STRUGGLE BUGGY..The backseat of a car.

TEN MINUTES..An exceptionally tough man.

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I hoped that helped you out some Buster...

Who likes getting dissed by a 95 year old?

Mr. Knowitall grows weary, so I bid you adieu...

Micro-Fiction Monday....

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Ha!

Unlike the ride here, I better prepared for the trip home.

I'm wearing my Training bra, and my Training panties!!!

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The lovely Susan at Stony River....Here!

Posts a weekly picture, YOU provide the caption story.

All in 140 characters or less.

Try it, It's challenging and Fun!

See Ya Tomorrow.

Peace...!!!