Thursday, June 28, 2012

Reality Bites 55.....

Have you ever heard the term, Lost in Translation?
With today's modern technology and multi-media, that
saying seems archaic now. But you know that if the same
story is retold often enough, versions change, and Reality
becomes Twisted Myth...
"Mr. Henry...? What'll ya have"?
(Hic) 'Give me Beverly...Or give me Beth'!!!
Well....Regardless of what he really said, have a safe and
happy Fourth of July week everybody.
And remember...TWO WEEKS until The Friday Funfest begins anew!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End.!!

Monday, June 25, 2012

Two Thumbs Up!!!

Do you pay attention to movie reviews?
If you do, there have been some great movies that you may
have missed in the past. Movies like Star Wars, Jackie Brown,
Machete', and the list goes on and on.
Sunday my son Reese and I went to see ALVH in 3-D...
What a Pleasant Surprise!!
It was Historical, Great Special Effects, Only Semi-Gory, and the acting
was terrific! It was very action packed, and it left a yearning for a sequel.
The best thing about this movie was it's historical accuracy (Save for the
Vampire angle). But isn't that what movies are all about? ESCAPE??
If realism is all you care about, who would have ever watched The Lord of
the Rings, Avatar, or Rocky?
Do yourself a favor...Go see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
Abe was more of a Bad Ass Hero than you already thought he was!!!

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Gotta Love Da U P Eh?

My surgeon only see's patients on Tuesday. The rest of the week...?
He's Cuttin!!!
"OK Galen, lets have a look".
I stood up and slowly pulled down my shorts and boxers.
He broke into a HUGE grin.
"It's healing FANTASTIC"!!
He reminded me of an artist admiring his Masterpiece...
And my ass, is his canvas!!!

Hi everybody, yes I'm feeling better and better!!
I'm scheduled to return to work on July 16th!
Last week Reese and I visited Michigan's Upper Peninsula.
The weather was perfect, the sights brought back many childhood
memories, and it was a much needed getaway.
This is my first warning of MANY...
Friday Flash 55 will return in July...Friday the 13th!!!!
As you can see from the above paragraph, I've been a practicing...hehehehehe
Hope to see you then...I miss everybody.
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday, June 14, 2012

We are getting close.....

PAIN....Comes in degrees!
For Starters...
Ya got your Sliver in Finger.
Ya got your Toothache.
Ya got your Sunburn.
You then progress to...
Getting your eyeball plucked out by a deranged Ninja.
Finally, the ultimate...
Passing a Kidney Stone.
Being attacked by a deadly Flesh-Eating infection.
I've had two outta three!!!!!

Do Not Panic! This is only a test!
Had this been a Real Flash Friday 55.
You would have been instructed well before now to turn to
640..or 1240...Or Mr. Knowitall's blog spot.
You may now resume your regular blogging agenda....

BTW...Have a Kick Ass Week-End!

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Turkey's....And a BIG Turkey!!!

Hi Everybody!!!
G-Man here with my weekly Ass-Wound Progress Report.
The Doctor's all say that my massive gash is healing beautifully...YAY!!
I felt strong enough to go to the Farmer's Market today, and there is a guy
that raises turkey's there. He sells jerky, smoked sausage, and.....EGGS!
These jumbo babies were about TWICE the size of a Jumbo Chicken egg.
Let me tell you, they were rich, golden orange, and delicious...Six bucks a doz.
I'm thinking that I may be ready to see if I can a try to host a 55 Night in 2 or 3
weeks. I'm hoping that I can!!! Thanks for being patient, thanks for stopping by,
and as always....Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Friday, June 1, 2012


Hi everybody!!!
Thank you all so much for being patient with my absence.
My massive ass wound is in a poor spot for quick healing, and
it looks like I'll be off work another 4 weeks...Grrrrrrrr
I've learned one thing from this whole ordeal, retirement is NOT for me!
Unless of course I could fish and go to Flea Markets every day.....:-)
Have a Kick Ass Week-End My Friends......Galen