Thursday, January 30, 2014
Friday Flash 55.....
Finally....He got a date!
Sure, it was another blind date. But from what his cousin told him, she was PERFECT!
She had a body like a shot of Brandy on a Winter's night, she had legs so long you
had to stop at her knee-cap to get directions....( Sometimes cousins exaggerate)
And they lived happily ever after.
If you or anyone you know was set up by a cousin or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Thursday Portrait.....
Snow....Everywhere Snow!!
I need to look at something different for awhile.
Could you kind folks help a Brother out and give me something other than Snow?
Maybe a short story with a plot and a central character in EXACTLY 55 words?
Please? If you do, come visit on Thursday Night 8:00 PM EST.
I'll be gracious.......
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
DRESS WARM.....!!!!!
If you are fortunate enough to live in a "Frost-Free" area of the World, Bless You!
If you live anywhere else....Please be careful and use common sense.
Where I'm at it's Sunny, but only -2 degrees. A wind chill index -22....Yikes!
A nice big bowl of hot Chile sure sounds good for lunch Eh?
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Friday Flash 55.....
I wanna be known as the Master of Witty Reparte'.
I wanna have a Summer cottage near Bar Harbor.
I want to own an interesting little Coffee House where interesting people gather on
Saturday evenings, drink a beveridge brewed from the beans shit out of an
Indonesian Civet Cat's ass, and everyone speaks Esperanto.
Gis la Revido.....
Yeah....? Dream on Big Boy!
If you or anyone you know speaks Esperanto or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment........Then BOOK!
So from the most Daydreamingest host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
Thursday Portrait.....
With all this Sub-Zero business we've been subject to recently, I thought it would be
fun to daydream about about warmer weather and happier times. In fact, this week's
Friday Flash 55 is all about daydreaming. See you all Thursday Night 8:00 PM EST.
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
I Gotta Crow.....
Hi Everybody....
It seems that NBC was so pleased with it's live version of The Sound of Music, that
they are going to a live version of Peter Pan. I'd be willing to guess that at least 2/3rds
of those reading this do not even remember the original, but back then Peter Pan was
WAY COOL!!!! Mary Martin played Peter, yeah it was weird but it worked.
Captain Hook was played by a marvelous actor named Cyril Ritchard, and it was a
fantastic stage production. I remember always looking for the wires flying Peter across the
stage, and to this day when I hear a clock tick, I think that a huge Crocodile is following
me. And last but not least, I remember clapping as loud as I could so that Tinkerbelle
would recover from the poison that she drank that was meant for Peter.
So......How many of you even know what I'm rambling about?
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Cogito Ergo 55.....
While sitting in Philosophy class, the student was actually cramming for
his Poetry final. Seeing this, the miffed Proffessor sternly pontificated....
"Mr Haynes, Poetry and Philosophy do NOT mix, now tell me about Descartes."
'Professor I say this with dread
It's perfectly clear
I'm not really here
Because I haven't a thought in my head.'
Yeah....Quite the Wisenheimer, but I did get a B+ in the class anyway...hehehehe
If you are a Wisenheimer or have written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.......Then Book!
So from the Thinkingest host from coast to coast...Have a Kick Ass Week-End!
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Thursday Portrait.....
G-Man!!!!!
Wake up boy, you're in some kind of a trance.
What are you thinkin?
"Um, I'm thinkin that I've done 349 Friday Flash 55's in my blogging career.
And I'm thinkin about my 350th!!
I'm thinkin that I'll post it Thursday Night at 8:00 PM EST.
Thats what I'm thinkin, and I'm also thinkin that my 55 will be about thinkin.
Thats what I'm thinkin......."
Monday, January 13, 2014
Those Darn Euro's.....
Bare legs were Everywhere today in Europe for the 13th annual No Pants Subway
commute. The top two pics were taken in Kiev. (When did Russian Chicks suddenly
become so HOT?) The 3rd pic was taken in Brussells. (Chocolate and Diamonds must
give you an AWESOME Bubble Butt). And the 4th pic was taken today in Warsaw.
(I'm not saying a word.....)
Thursday, January 9, 2014
Friday Flash 55.....
He used to be somebody. He was....Mr. Knowitall!!
But Now? Just another casualty of the Google Monster.
He was THE "Go-To" guy for odd trivia questions like....
'Hey G... What was James Bond's favorite champagne"?
Or...'G...What does Arby's stand for'?
(sigh)
Now....He only gets asked things when the internet is down.
Yeah...Fading into the obscure Sunset are we old Trivia Goats. The Torch is Passed!
If you are an old trivia goat, or have written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most trivial host from coast to coast.....
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Thursday Portrait.....
I'd like to thank Mr. Cabela for keeping me protected from a -35 Wind Chill.
And I'd like to thank Mr. Woolrich for keeping my hands and feet warm.
I'd also like to thank the kind folks at Ray Ban for protecting my eyes from UV Rays.
And a very special thanks to ME for having the sound judgement for NOT living
in International Falls Minnesota where the air temp was -55 degrees, which my
friends is COLDER than Fucking Mars!!!!!!!
See you all ( I hope ) Thursday Night 8:00 PM EST.....
Monday, January 6, 2014
Snow Day Monday.....
Hi Everybody.....
I hope you are all safe!
We got 16 1/2 inches and it's snowing now.
It's gonna get up to 5 today...Woo Hoo!!!
Thank God I still have a strapping 24 year old living at home.
Still, I've had my 75 foot driveway plowed TWICE for 20 Bucks a pop.
Hardly anything is open, I made a pot of Homemade Chicken Noodle soup.
na zdrowie.....(Nostrovia...Polish toast...'Your Health")
Thursday, January 2, 2014
Friday Flash 55.....
The All Knowing and the All Seeing Galeno, will now give us his predictions
for 2014.....
* Adam Sandler will win the Best Actor Oscar for Happy Gilmore II
* Kanye West will turn Mormon, and marry both Khloe Kardasian AND Kris Jenner
* EVERY Flash 55 will be Fiction, have a plot, and be EXACTLY 55 words!!!!!
The last one...? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......
But as the Hash-Tag says, I AM gracious....:-)
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!
So from THE most gracious host from Coast to Coast.....
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!
Wednesday, January 1, 2014
Thursday Portrait.....
Happy New Year Everybody!!!!!
I hope you are having a GREAT Mid-Week break.
I'm hunkered down hoping the snow ends soon.
But I will be posting my first 55 of the New Year on Thursday Night 8:00 PM EST
Hope to see you here for all the fun
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