Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Lost Words.....
Hi Everybody....
Are we ready for this weeks list of Old Timey words or phrases?
Please join in, you'll be The Bee's Knees if you do.
Sal Hapatica
The Bum's Rush
Gin Mill
Beer Garden
Jitney
Palooka
Pin Curls
Babooshka
Moxie
Gams...Mmmmmm...Gams ( I'm saving Quim for next week )
Monday, April 29, 2013
Who Gives a Shit?
Hi Everybody.....
I'm still MEGA BUSY (Last of the month you know) But I still found the
time to post my Weekly Crappy Monday list of irritants...Enjoy and play along.
1.) Tim Tebow this, Tim Tebow that...Who Gives a Shit?
2.) Reese Witherspoon's Mug Shot...Who Gives a Shit?
3.) No Underwear wearin Gweneth Paltrow voted....
The Most Beautiful Woman in the World????? Who Gives a Shit?
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Friday Flash 55.....
She's in.
She's in my head.
Ageless skin, dark cold eyes.
Ruby red lips, alabaster thighs.
Can't think straight....Mesmerized.
She's in.
She's in my head.
Overpowered by lust, with a hint of dread.
Incredibly alive, among the undead.
Sanguine demands, a fantasy sublime.
Of the Souls on this Earth...
She had to take Mine!
What can I say? I have a thing for Redheads!
If you or anyone you know is smitten and bitten, and has written Flash Fiction.
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most anemic host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Thursday Portrait.....
Let's see....
Two Whores, and Double Nickles.
"I can open.....Fifty Cents, and I'll take ONE card please."
These High Stake games are killin me!!
I'll see everybody Thursday 8:00 PM EDST
Are YOU In?
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Lost Words.....
Hi Everybody...
Last week's post on Lost Words went over so well that
I thought I'd try it again. Here's a brief list, feel free to add any more.
St. Vitus Dance
The Clap
Shite-Poke
Diphthong
Pole-Cat
Swizzle Stick
Re-Tread
Deaf and Dumb
Mustard Plaster
Pizzle.....(To beat someone with a dried bull penis)
Monday, April 22, 2013
Who Gives a Shit?
For some reason I've been VERY busy of late, and I don't even have time for
my Monday I Don't Give a Shit List....I know, Who Gives a Shit?
You can still contribute ya know.....
(The retro nude pic of Clara Bow doesn't mean anything. I just like Clara Bow!)
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Friday Flash 55.....
...............................YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE..............................
You are not feeling your best today. But that's OK, prunes are on sale.
Your Lucky Number is 2.
Refrain from Popcorn, Peanuts, and Gerbils.
Avoid travelling to maximum security prisons....And Greece.
Don't go off half-cocked flying by the seat of your pants.
And remember to always....Cover Your Ass!
Sorry, I get this same puckering feeling every year about Tax Time!!!
If you or anyone you know is puckered or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most Taxing Host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!
(Don't kick TOO hard)
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Thursday Portrait.....
Please call my Number...
Please call my Number...
Please call my Number...
Please Please Please.....
Bingo Baby!!!!!!!!!!
See You Thursday Night 8:00 PM EDST
Please Please Please!!!!!
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Lost Words.....
It's a shame, but I'm afraid that there are certain words that
are destined to be forgotten forever, unless we, The Old Ones,
see to it that they live on in all their archaic glory!!
I'm going to list a few, if you can think of some more, lets hear em...
Icebox
Mimeograph
Davenport
Housecoat
Hassock
Pocketbook
Trousers
Britches
Dungarees
Billfold
Milk Man
Carbon Paper
Paper Boy
Record Player
Reel to Reel
Conelrad
Monday, April 15, 2013
Who Gives a Shit?
Hi Everybody.....!
Are you ready for this weeks Tiresome Trio?
1.) Lindsay Vonn banging Tiger Woods.....Who Gives a Shit?
2.) Katy Perry's bare mid-riff.....Who Gives a Shit?
3.) Anything with the word Coachella attached to it.....Who Gives a Shit?
C'mon peeps, give me a few more....:-)
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Friday Flash 55.....
So gentleman, it's agreed....
Operation Baba-Loo will commence May 1st.
"I don't know about this General, remember what a fiasco the
Bay of Pigs was? What make you think that this plan will succeed?
'Senator, we have an advanced covert reconnaissance team in place
as we speak. And her Spycam Headpiece is working flawlessly!!!!'
You didn't think that was ALL her real hair did you?
If you or anyone you know is spying or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell the G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then Book!!!
So from the most covert host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
(So for those that don't give a shit about gossipy news...
Beyonce' and Jay Z are celebrating their wedding anniversary
in Cuba. In spite of travel restrictions)
(Also...Happy Birthday to my beautiful Mandy, who turns 27 today.
Daddy Loves and misses you sweetie xxxxx)
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Thursday Portrait.....
In Ann Arbor, there is a little Oriental Market that sells all kinds of odd
and delicious treats. I recently found this from a previous trip and upon
perusing the label for an expiration date, I noticed how much this package
weighs. What do you think? Not only that, how much does this cost?
And to my surprise, it appears to be good until November!!!
It doesn't matter though, I think the shelf life is the same as a Twinkie.
Anyway...See ya (I Hope) Thursday 8:00 PM EDST....
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
She Loved The Monkey's Uncle.....
For most American Baby Boomer Males, after school meant...
The Mickey Mouse Club!!
And the Number One star of that show was Annette Funicello.
Yeah, Darlene was kinda hot, and the adventures of Spin and Marty
were cool, but trust me, the ONLY reason I watched the show was Annette.
And when she outgrew the Mickey Mouse Club, she made a series
of wholesome clean cut movies, that were GREAT family entertainment.
Her later years she contracted MS, and was confined to a wheel chair.
She died yesterday at age 70. R.I.P. Annette.
"Nows the time to say goodbye
to all our company....
M I C....See ya real soon
K E Y...Why? Because we LOVE you
M O U S E."
Yeah, we'll be seeing you soon enough girl.
And I'll be up for some Beach Blanket Bingo!!!!!
Monday, April 8, 2013
Who Gives a Shit?
Hi Everybody..!!!!
This weeks media overload is rather easy. Let's play:
1.) Those "ZZ Top" looking goobers from Duck Dynasty...Who Gives a Shit?
2.) The NBC drama over the Tonight Show... Who Gives a Shit?
3.) Anybody's Baby Bump (Kim. Hallie, Kate)...Who Gives a Shit?
Whew, got that off my chest, hows about YOU?
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Friday Flash 55.....
After walking for blocks, Marci was quite relieved to see a taxi still
running at 2:30 AM. As she slid into the backseat, the driver asked....
"Where to Lady?"
'Will 20 Bucks get me to Queens"?
(Knowing full well that her purse only contained...
Two fives and a ribbed condom.)
He flipped his meter ON.
Marci Marci, you better hope that the cabbie finds you attractive..:-)
If you or anyone you know needs a ride, or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Thursday Portrait.....
Yes it's April.
Yes the temperature this morning was 29!
But with lotsa Sun, and a Thursday prediction of FIFTY-FIVE degrees!!!!
The futures so Bright, I think I need.....SHADES!
See you ( I hope ) Thursday 8:00 PM EST.
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Whatever Happenned to........?
How can someone's face be plastered all over the News/TV/Radio for
what seems like forever one minute, then just disappear without a trace
the next? Do you think we could get that lucky with ANY of the Kardashians?
Remember any of these folks?
Monday, April 1, 2013
Who Gives a Shit?
Thank You Michelle Bachmann for this weeks One Woman Show.
The Pictures correspond in numerical order....
1.) How much blow jobs were going for in Jr. High...Who Gives a Shit?
2.) How much she gets for a blow job now...Who Gives a Shit?
3.) How much she can swallow before her gag reflex kicks in...Who Gives a Shit?
And they say she is hurting The Republican Party?...Who Gives a Shit?????
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