Thursday, August 29, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....

It was always the last one chosen.
Much like yourself as a child when sides were picked for Dodge Ball.
But it did have it's moments!
Like the time it was the first to purchase Park Place, then rolled a Deuce
to secure Boardwalk.
Now after 84 years....Replaced by a Kitty?
(The Scottie Dog is growling.........)

If you or anyone you know has been replaced or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment......Then BOOK!
So from the most Monopolized host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Thursday Homeboy Portrait.....

I've been very busy this week because of my VaCa, so tonight I decided to
treat the family to another delicious meal from Homeboy BB-Q...
Brisket Sammy w/cheesy Potatoes
Rib Tips
BB-Q'd Whole Wings
Michigan Made Natural Soda
Tab Total....$25.55!!!!!!!!!!!

It must be a sign from the Gods.
See you Thursday 8:00 PM EDST

Monday, August 26, 2013

Thank You.....

I'd like to thank everyone that contributed a 55 to The Friday Funfest last week.
At last count there were around 80 players, and I really had fun.
Because I was out West until yesterday, there may be around 3 or 4 that I've missed.
Gimme a day or so and I'll be sure to come visit.
Of course this is my first day back to work and I'm slammed!
Now my next adventure will be Michigan's Home Opener on Saturday.
Is it Fall already?
Go BLUE!!!!!

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....

'Doc...Your services are needed'.

"What seems to be the problem George?"

'It's my teeth, they're killing me"!!!!

"Are you in pain?"

'PAIN? I can't eat anything harder than porridge.
They break and smell.'

"Well, lets have a look.....HOLY MARY JESUS and JOSEPH!!"

'What is it Doc...Cavities?

"No Mr. Washington...TERMITES!"

Urban legend? Maybe, that's for you and Google to figure out.
If you or anyone you know has Wooden Teeth or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most Legendary host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Thursday Portrait.....

While staying in beautiful Colorado, beauty and wildlife are everywhere!
We took a daytrip of about 98 miles to Mt. Evans. It's 14,265 ft above sea level
and that's where the Mountain Goats hang out at. The top pic is the visitor lodge
on the way to the summit, and it's the highest paved road in North America. The
view is like a framed picture eh? And if you blow up the center pic it's like a
Where's Waldo because there are at least 6 goats laying around.
The bottom pic is me and Reese on the banks of the Mighty Colorado. We were
on our way to Glenwood Springs the resting place of Doc Holiday.
Oddly enough, we were EXACTLY 55 miles from our room in Vail...
See you Thursday 8:00 PM EDST.

Monday, August 19, 2013

Rocky Mountain High....

Needless to say, we are on vacation in beautiful Colorado.
Me, Reese, and the Mothman.
Daily updates will follow......

Have a Kick Ass Week....G-Man

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....

From the very first time you tried it, you got hooked then needed more.
The thrill, the rush, you couldn't get enough. You became a shameless whore!
But as always it got boring, quality and passion waved goodbye.
Twitter and Facebook sealed your fate....
Your Blog became unattended.
Your Blog was left to die.

Hey....  It's Fiction!!
If you are a former Blog Whore or have written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End.

NOTE: The G-Man is off to the Rocky Mountain State Colorado for a WEEK!!
Reese and I will be on the road Friday and Saturday, but I promise to reply
to ALL by Sunday. Let's see, whats legal in that State again?

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Thursday Portrait.....

Hi Everybody....

I own a Timeshare in Florida, but I don't always use it.
They allow you to 'Bank' your unused weeks in that event.
I had a banked week that I had to use this year before December
and I asked my son Reese if he had any requests for a father and son
"Road Trip". He always loved the Mountains, so I booked a week in
Vail Colorado in a Five-Star condo resort for a 100.00 exchange fee!!
We will be leaving very very early Friday morning for the 1600 mile drive.
I'm aiming to drive 800 miles the first night to Lincoln Nebraska, so please
be patient for me to answer my few remaining 55ers. I will have Wi-Fi!!!
BTW, the Ray-Ban Man has procured yet another pair of my favorite shade
brand. I found a place that buys merchandise inventory from closed business's.
These retailed for 169.00....Of course MY price was....55 BUCKS!!!!!!!
Such a Deal Boobula!!!!!
See you Thursday night 8:00 PM EDST.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Who Gives A Shit...?

Hi Everybody...

Are you ready to snooze?
Here are this weeks inconsequential nominees.

1.) Justin Bieber's Ex Selena Gomez...Who Gives a Shit?

2.) We've pissed through the Kardashians, now the Jenners? Who Gives a Shit?

3.) Pre-Season Football Who Gives a Shit?

I'm spent...Help a brother out peeps.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....

'Good Grief !... Said the Student Teacher. 'These Jumbo Shrimp
have Freezer Burn!'

"They are Pretty Ugly"... Replied the store owner. "They must have been
packed Upside Down in no Random Order while they were Half Dead.
Please try these Genuine Imitation Crab Legs. Even Odds I think you'll
find them Somewhat Addicting."

I just love being Seriously Silly!
If you or anyone you know is a Moron or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most Bovine host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Thursday Portrait.....

And the special guest portrait this week is my lovely daughter Mandy.
She has moved from Prague, to Istanbul (Not Constantinople) to Pozen
Poland...!!!! Recently she and my Son-In-Law Sean took a little tour
of Bavaria. The top pic is her enjoying some local gassy German table
fare. She said the cost was about 4 Euro's.....$5.50 is US Money.!
Yes you read it right...$5.50!!!!

Hehehehe, it must run in the family.....
See you Thursday night 8:00 PM EDST.
Auf Wiedersehen!!!!

Monday, August 5, 2013

Who Gives A Shit.....?

Hi Everybody...

It was a very dull week in the world of ennui, here are this week's offerings.

1.) Lab created Hamburgers... Who Gives a Shit?

2.) Sharknado or Shark Week...Who Gives a Shit?

3.) The fact that I can only come up with two this week...Who Gives a Shit?

OK, what do YOU have to offer?

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....

Everyone has at least one skeleton in their closet.
Something that'll never be shared with ANYONE.
And your skeleton just entered the room.
Your secret desire!
But friendship means more confiding that your lips
yearn to kiss that unhurried, passionate, moist kiss,
where time stands still.
Some things are best left unsaid.....

Pretty ambiguous eh? This works both ways.
If you or anyone you know has a secret or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most skeletal host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!