Thursday, March 27, 2014

Friday Flash 55.....

Remember when Dick Sargent replaced Dick York as Darren on Bewitched?
How about when Johnny Weismuller was replaced by Lex Barker as Tarzan?
The point is, My replacements will do a Kick-Ass job.
Give-em a break!
Ob La Di Ob La Da Life Goes on...Bra
La La How The Life Goes On......

And just as the Pope abdicated the Papacy. G-Man abdicates Friday Flash 55!
The Flash Fictioners will now be guided by Pope Fireblossom I, and Pope Mama Zen I.
They will be sharing the hosting chores starting TUESDAY April 8th.
If you or anyone you know has abdicated, or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man (For the Last Time)
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most Thankful Host from coast to coast....
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
Please visit Shay (aka Fireblossom) as she hosts Flash Fiction 55 on TUESDAY April 8th.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Thursday Portrait.....

It's hard to believe that this is the last time I'll be saying......
See you Thursday Night 8 PM EDST.
Then, while I still have my Hog, off into the Sunset.
Thank You All....For the wonderful ride!!!!!

Monday, March 24, 2014

The Farewell Tour.....

This week is The G-Man's Friday Flash 55's Swan Song.
Please don't be sad, I'll still be around to bother and harrass my Blogger Buds.
Hosting this writing prompt has been one of the greatest honors of my life.
I've met and have read some of the finest talent on this planet, and I thank you all.
The love and well wishes that you all have bestowed upon me is overwhelming.
Please give the next hostesses all of the creativity and respect that you have shown me.
You Guy's Rock....See you Thursday.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Friday Flash 55.....

"King Me"!!

'So...Ya think he's sick'?

"The G-Man? I don't know...Physical sick or Mental?"

(They both chuckle)

'Health-wise sick'.

"Naw, I heard he's just lookin for a change".

'SOME CHANGE!!   First he gives up his beloved season football tickets.
Now he's giving up hosting Friday Flash 55. Whats next, selling his Harley?'

Ha! As a matter of fact......Maybe so!
Yes folks, NEXT week will be the last time that I'll be hosting Friday Flash 55.
The transition will be smooth and easy. I'll be announcing the Heirs Apparent soon.
If you are thinking about selling your Harley, or have written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the Lamest Duck Host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Thursday Portrait.....

Time is running out.....
After Hosting Friday Flash 55 for nearly 7 years, the G-Man will be passing
the Hosting Torch on starting the first week in April.
That means you all have only TWO more times to tease, dazzle, and create for me.
I'll be announcing soon who will be taking over, and I"m sure you'll LOVE my choice!
But for now, I'll hope to see you Thursday Night 8:00 PM EDST.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Make Me Laugh.....

Question: Whats the funniest word in the English language?

Today on Yahoo, Tina Fey seemed to think it was....Kumquat.

Myself....I'm partial to Dickweed!

Do YOU have a 'Funniest' word?

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Friday Flash 55.....

Sometimes you wonder.....
Do the affluent people buying those huge gas-guzzling SUV's actually pay
attention to the price of gas?
Do the Goobers in the blog "The People of Wal-Mart", know how ridiculously
gross they look to others?
Does Michelle Bachman know how stupid she sounds?
Why do some people never know when to STOP.......Or Let Go?

Fortunately, some people DO know when to let go.........
If YOU know when to let go, or have written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Thursday Portrait.....

After two 55 degree days, THIS is what I wake up to!!
I'm so disgusted I can hardly think straight.
My three seasons room is buckling from the snow on the roof.
I hope it hold out till Friday when it's supposed to be 40.
Hope to see you Thursday Night 8:00 PM EST

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Stop and Ask Directions.....

It's funny, you can be cruising on the same old road for years.
But sometimes you need to take a detour.
Hopefully these new routes all lead to the same place....We shall see.
I have a couple of changes in my life coming up in the next few weeks.
I'll be sharing them with you all soon.

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Friday Flash 55.....

He eases in behind the wheel, and takes a deep breath. Reaching to turn on
the ignition, he hears the rising crescendo of impending horror.....
"feed me....Feed Me.....FEED ME"!!!!!
Yeah, they're waiting. Concrete jaws agape. Waiting to sate their unholy hunger
for destruction. Those Rim-Busting, Tire-Popping, Axle-Twisting ....
Asphalt Caverns from Hell!!!!!

Those of you folks that live in the South, be glad that you do. (Until the Summer)
If you are a Pot-Hole Dodger or have written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most Dodgingest host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Thursday Portrait.....

OK....I'm going to break my rule today about talking of Politics and Religion.
Only because I'm wondering what Michelle Bachman was smoking when she gave
an interview yesterday being quite critical of Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's decision
to veto legislation that would allow business owners to refuse services to openly
gay couples. In the interview she stated..."Religious Liberties and the protection of
religious liberties is right...we need to protect people who sincerly held these religious
What a bunch of political horseshit. Is she saying that if I were a member of an Islamic
Sect that believed all "Infidels" should be beheaded, that would be OK?
How about Warren Jeffs marrying 13 year olds?
How can anybody this stupid be elected to Congress?
Doe's she honestly believe that "God" thinks Ellen DeGeneres is Evil?
Sometimes this Fundamentilist Christian Dogma gets on my last nerve.
Hats off to Jan Brewer ( She is kind of Hot too ) for doing the right thing.
Michelle Bachman...Shut The Fuck-Up PLEASE!!!!!

Please join me Thursday Night 8:00 PM EST, for Friday Flash 55.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Mardi Gras.....

Laissez Les Bontemps Roullez.....
Jambalaya...Muffaletta....C'est Ce Bon!!!

You can only imagine what I had to do for those beads....:P:P:P