Monday, October 31, 2011

It's Official.....!!!!

Today the World population reached SEVEN BILLION!!!
On behalf of all the environmentally conscious citizens
of planet Earth, we would like to send a warm and
resounding "Cross Your Legs You Stupid Fuckers" to ...
The Duggers
Kate Gosselin
Whew!!! I feel much better ...Thanks!!

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Happy Halloween!!

Happy Halloween Everybody...
What a Great Week-End!
How did YOUR team do Saturday?
Have a Wonderful Week Y'all!!!

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Sunday 160.....

Here lies the rotting corpse of...
Moamar Gadafi
Moammar Gaddafi
Mohmar Gaddaffi
Moahmar Kaddafi
Moammar Kadaffi
Mohamar Kadafi
Moamhar Quaddaffi
Moammar Fucking Quaddafi

Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro-Fiction
in EXACTLY 160 characters? Yes? Then post one
on your blog and go tell The Monkey Man...Here!

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....

"Bobby...Look at the booty on that chick"!
.....Tom said asininely.
'Yikes Tom, I don't see anything attractive about her'
.....His friend said blindly.
"Oops, never mind...She's sporting a wedding ring".
.....Tom said with abandon.
'You're killin me.'
.....Bobby croaked.
"Grrrrr, I'm just very "Needy". My left hand is overworked!
.....Tom said callously.

Remember those 'Tom Swifties' growing up?
A phrase or a quoted sentence linked by a related pun?
No? Then you are WAYYYY too young!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most punny host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...G-Man said Punishingly!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Thursday Portrait...

Stately...Oddly out of place.
Yellow makes you GLOW!!
Many said that you would never live to be this age.
But you not only survived...You Thrived!
Pictures taken at exactly.....5:55 PM
I just LOVE ambiguity...hehehehe
See you tomorrow at 8:00 PM EST.
....G said assumingly!!

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Haiku Wednesday...

Time CREEPS up on most.
For some, They should be scared stiff...

Is it Wednesday? Do You Haiku? Yes?
Then post one on your blog and visit Jenn at
Sensational Haiku Wednesday!
This weeks Haiku Theme is ...Scare.

Monday, October 24, 2011

TMI Tuesday.....,

A Mr. This Little Piggy from Ames Iowa asks (Trembling)....

"Dear Mr. Knowitall, is it true? Is IT returning?"

'Dear Mr. This Little Piggy...Oui, Oui, Oui!!!

First introduced in 1982, This Heaven on a Bun, comes and goes
periodically. Because it is not always readily available, it
has developed sort of a cult following when it returns.
Mechanically separated pork (Mostly Shoulder), is chopped and
seasoned, formed into a rib mold, then flash-frozen.
The whole process from fresh pig to McRib takes about 45 minutes.
Added to the pork is salt, water, dextrose, BHA, BHT, Propyl
Gallate, and Citric Acid. The last FOUR ingredients are used to
keep oils from going rancid .
Including a sweet sauce, slivered onions, pickles, and a white bun,
it has 500 Calories, 26 grams of Fat, and 897 mg's of Sodium.
Bon Appetit!!!!

(Available at participating McDonalds from now until December 5th)

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Brown Baggin it.....

Hi Everybody!!!
I hope you all had a Kick Ass Week-End.
Today I did 2 of my favorite things in life,
Rode My Hog, and did a little Slowwwww Cooking!
Don't let anyone tell you that you can't cook great
Brisket or Pulled Pork in the oven.
I put a dry rub on each piece of meat last night.
This morning at 10:00 I covered eack pan with foil,
I sprinkled generously some liquid smoke over the meat first.
I baked it for 5 hours at 275, then uncovered them and
baked for another 2 hours.
The bone in the shoulder pulled right out, and the meat
separated with very little effort. The brisket had a wonderful
flavor, and I think that Reese and I will eat like Kings for the
next couple of days.
Have a Great Week Everybody....G

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Sunday 160...

Like the Sun on the trees you learned to love me.
Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away.
The birds fly South against the Darkened sky.
My life will be forever Autumn.
Cause you're not here...

Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro-Fiction in 160
characters EXACTLY? Yes? Then post one on your blog
and go visit The Monkey Man....Here!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....

I seem to notice them more these days.
Circling....Circling Patiently.
I used to ponder over why they are circling.
Road Kill? Some unfound carcass shot by an unskilled
hunter? A dumped murder victim?
Then, like anything else that comes with age, The Epiphany!
You silly old fool, they are circling YOU!
Circling.....Waiting Patiently.

Maybe it's my cologne....Woodchuck Musk!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Buzzard-Free and Kick Ass Week-End!!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Thursday Portrait.....

Today GM is shooting a National Corporate Genuine
GM Parts and Service commercial. They are dumping The
Mr. Goodwrench logo. They are using our great facilities
here at Vic Canever Chevrolet because we are the Model
Dealership for how the 'New Look' is going to all be by 2013!
If you were to enter a Chevy store in say.....1955? These
are a few of the Now Classic Chevrolets that you would be
drooling over.
BTW...That hard working Service Tech that is scowling at the
camera is my son Reese...He turns 22 TODAY!!!
Hurray for paying his own bills finally...
See ya Thursday at 8:00 PM EST....hehehehe

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Haiku Wednesday.....

Jean-Claude...? Excuse me.
Why is your Lap so Lumpy?
"Cheri...? DeBonnaire!!!"

Is it Wednesday? Do You Haiku?
Oui? Post one on your Blog and go visit
Jenn at Sensational Haiku Wednesday...ICI!!!
Each week she has a Theme.
This week the theme is Debonnaire!
Merci Mes Amies...hehehehe

Monday, October 17, 2011

TMI Tuesday.....

Some posts just don't require texts do they?
See ya tommorrow....

(Christina...? You just ruined my appetite for Clams and Taco's)

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Moo Moo Monday.....

Hi Everybody...
I hope you all had a Kick Ass Week-End,
Mine Sucked Big Time!!
I'm not talking about it....

So....Did anyone go to Cave Creek Arizona this
week end? For the Crazy (Stupid) and Daring (Really Stupid),
you can now save Thousands in travel and Spanish medical
expenses by "Running With The Bulls in Cave Creek"!!!
Yep...Runnin With The Bulls in the good ole USA!!!
I don't know about you, but I'd MUCH rather have a Bull's
Horn rammed up my ass in THIS country. You agree?
Besides...I think after all those years those Pamplona Bulls
are finally Zeroing in on Spanish Bung. Check out that last
pic...A Two-Fer Eh?
I'm puckerin here, I'm puckerin.....

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Sunday 160....

(I think that chick is Paris Hilton,
and I think she's winking at me...)
Uh, excuse me, Miss Hilton.? Hi,I noticed
that you winked at me and...Paris, I'm over here,
no over here, hey over here..

Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro-Fiction using
160 characters EXACTLY? Yes? Then post it on your
blog and go visit Monkey Man....Here!

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....

"Tomare...Everyone get back, QUICKLY!!!
Leave hands at side, do not touch anything!
We wise to you and your sinister plot."

'There is no sinister plot...
How dare you detain me for no reason?'

"No reason?
A Japanese man would NEVER have a huge bulge
in pants like that. You must be hiding BOMB!!"

(Tomare...A pork filled Corn Massa treat steamed in a husk)
(Just kidding...It's Japanese for STOP!)
Shhhhh... No PC diatribes, it's SATIRE!!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Thursday Portrait......

The PERFECT morning....
A Little THC (Tim Horton's Coffee) and ROV (The Rock
of Virginia)! Thats 96.3 on your FM dial.

Oh My...Look at the time!
I've gotta go post something for Friday.
(...Or 8:00 PM EST Thursday) Hehehehe.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Sensational Haiku Wednesday.....

I Love Fava Beans
I'm not so keen on RARE brains
I Hate Chianti!!

Is it Wednesday? Do You Haiku? Yes?
Post one on your blog and visit Jenn....Here!
She hosts Sensational Haiku Wednesday, this weeks
theme is....Rare!