..
(Ring...)
STD...May I help you?
"I hope so, do you have any Treponema Pallidum?"
Syphilis? We have several cases in stock...We're open till 10.
(Ring...)
STD...May I help you?
"Is Chlamydia there?"
I'm sorry, she's off today...Call Back Monday.
(Ring...)
STD...May I help you?
"Clap....I Need CLAP!!!!
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Sorry....Strange mood.
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the itchiest host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
74 comments:
No need to apologize for a strange mood, Im in one 24/7.
Mine Includes A Give-Away.
xoxo
whooohoooo
DOUBLE whoohoooooo.
Why do I suddenly feel unclean? Nice one G. Have a great weekend.
Oh and my 55 is up!
Links aren't loving me today, but I've got Brian's right here:
http://www.waystationone.com/2011/04/55-hot-fresh.html
Mine is here.
Strange mood?? Seemed like the usual G-man to me.
My 55 is HERE.
Here is my 1st 55
http://hiddenheartbeat.blogspot.com/2011/04/55-less-is-more.html
LOL cool. Speaking of unclean and STDs, you just reminded me of someone, again! Imagine that...
Concentrated Backwash
Is that the Sacramento Transportation Depot? Yikes!
Mine is HERE
Brian’s got fifty five words that’ll melt your socks off: right here.
LOL, there are ways to avoid that ya know?
i'm up here
I'm clapping for you, G-Man!
I'll post mine in the morning.
Do they sell penicillin chasers? And speaking of weird moods--I'm just flaky, but I'm playin. Here's my dark tale of love and fear:
The Cruel Master
I'm with KB - I need anti-septic wipes for the phone...
This is probably the first time I am deferring my 55 til later
That deserves a round of applause!
CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
Mine 55 this week is my own personal Rave-Up.
...only open 'till 10? Well, if you need to know how to get there, I'm reposting my 55 since I think many peeps missed it last week. Hope you don't mind.
My 55
STD? I thought that was some kind of synthetic oil--grin! So I GOOGLED it.
Found a page which showed me how to PREVENT synthetic oil...I think?
It was discussing how to use synthetic rubber--to prevent STD.....
MY 55 is HERE
Wow, you're not kidding. Did you photoshop that sign??
I played...
Fear
hehe...so you were calling college campuses? nice one g...
thanks to Ti for the assist...
i am up...
and be abck in a minute with morning AJs link...as she is on vacay...
Got penicillin? Strange but entertaining! No need to apologize for that. My human has a 55 here. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2011/04/07/rejuvenation/
morning aj
Clap? Ok. *applause, applause*
Mine is up
Is the opposite of gonorrhea HERE-o-rrhea?
Weird mood?
Yeah.
Me too.
Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)
Dude, you ARE in a strange mood. LOL.:)
An STD hotline. Snort. Always a pleasure to play. Mine's here.
Ha! I like it! It sort of reminds me of a David Lynch movie, for some reason. :)
I still have 25 hours or so to get something together. I thought I'd get to it tonight, but ended up needed a bunch more than 55 words so tonight's post doesn't qualify.
If i get something organized, I'll be back...but just in case I don't make it, YOU have yourself a kick ass weekend, my friend!
-C
I now rely on your 55s for education, Ha! got more than I needed with that one.. fabulous! Not quite Friday in my world, but I've got a troubadour waiting..
LOL!
Here's mine.
Thats the last thing i need is the clap.
Sudden Attack
You rang???? Hahhahaa
(I will post mine after I write it!)
Strange mood...happens to all of us sometimes. Very creative!
Here's my contribution at Roses to Rainbows
I know I didn't post last week, but your post this week is clearly a Valentine to win back my heart. (Can't a man dream?)
Here's my silly post.
Remember, you're supposed to avoid the clap.
Your strain in here GM..nice :)
http://weevencrythesameway.blogspot.com/2011/04/stickysticky.html
Ok I'm back
Your 55 warranted a second read G
Eeck
And thanks G for doing this 55 weekly thang
Shattered
I like your weird wild ways!
Warm Aloha from Waikiki
Comfort Spiral
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That Chlamydia - she's always running around! Strange, yes, but is it okay if I cracked up reading this, Galen?
My 55: The Waiting Game
Tell about the "strange mood" again!
No whining or complaints, but how you may feel after a huge ugly fight over issues not created by you at the least?
Then I "patch up" so I keep my cover up!! Riddle? It's called being clever n scheming so no one gets a clue- enough already!
Wishing you a nice weekend.. :)
Hugs xox
Here's mine Vision
strange... G-Man... I have to stay to strange 55...
Someone is Special
Strange moods are easily transmitted.
You'll find mine here.
You really don't want to be intimate with any of those! LOL
Mine's up hon.
Whoo dark one today My Friday 55
:) sure!
change is in the air
http://instantwords.blogspot.com/2011/04/change-ahoy.html
Hope it is only a mood and not a reality. Played this week ....
Joanny
If Syphilis had the day off i'm pretty sure Gonorrhea would have been an acceptable substitute but then some days we just wants what we want.
I'm suddenly crossing my legs...no need to apologize. Strange moods have a way of being familiar.
Mine is HERE
ooops, messed up my link...one day i'll learn to do it right...
http://thehalfwaypoint.net/2011/04/right-and-wrong-and-rights/
I thrive on strange moods! It produces unusual stuff as yours!
Here is mine:
order of the day
I feel weird now !
Glad I wrote my 55er early today :
Am Sorry
Oh man! What brought this on ?
( Moi-? Never famous-) just a
common-a-garden human. Have a great weekend!
You will never cease to amaze me G-man, you can even make an STD sound charming! Mine is up, have a super sweet weekend. Love from the dairy state...
here is my poetic 55 G... a dream she is... a kiss seals it...
Someone is Special
OK, OK- Have it your way, sort of-
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2011/04/flash-fiction-55-4811-it-is-only-money.html
May her/his wish be granted! :D
My Beast Fable is up!
It reads like "knock kncok, who's there.." game, classical and fun.
my post has 55 words above *****, but not a story, not a single poem...strange take this time...
here is my 55
WOW - all I got is WOW. You are a funny funny guy.
Well I guess my mood is as strange as yours. :) Mine's up. Hope your weekend is great!
my 55 is here
http://instantwords.blogspot.com/2011/04/change-ahoy.html
he, he, he i guess we are all in a strange mood, i got one up finally!!!!
Yeah, not a phone call I'd be making public...lol
Mine's up:
http://reaper282.blogspot.com/2011/04/fff-55-vol-xii-muse.html
You are hysterical. For some reason,that made me laugh, though it shouldn't. As an RN for 45 years, working for the last 21 in the field of sexual assault, I'm afraid I've seen far too many STDs - given to unwillingly victims - which makes me wonder how many more unsuspecting folks got them and shared, as well.
I always wondered how many people would actually tell partners and sexual contacts if they actually had an STD?? What do you think?
We, of course - and the hospital lab - would have to report a positive to San Francisco's City Clinic and they would deal with it from there!
hahahaha nice! Ok, you asked and I just played. I have posted a 55. I'll stop pretending that any of mine are fiction though. This is another one of my political ones. Enjoy. ;-)
My Friday Flash 55 is at:
http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/04/friday-flash-55-whole-lot-of-shaking.html
Bahahahaha...love it!
Mine is up too!
I'm back...and in a weird mood too! Enjoy your weekend G! :)
ha - nice - sometimes the strange moods make us creative and poetic..smiles
haven't linked up for ages - but managed to post a 55 today...
my 55 is here..
Okay, Galen. Got something up, I hope you like it. :)
-C
Deadly post...interesting to say the least. I'd like to join the group and play. My post is at http://disemblance.com/?p=86
Thanks.
Very strange mood. Ha!
If you head to the bar tonight, just say no to that last beer and the girl at the end of the bar who is winking at you. Just a suggestion.
Oh, and G, I did work on a 55 for you too! You visited before I got a chance to post it, but you inspired me with your post! :)
Ok Here's Mine. Inspired by my husband's comment about being made he couldn't find something.
Lisa
Inspired by Lisa
um....interesting. {giggle} here's my 55 in the form of a haibun.
http://haikulovesongs.wordpress.com/2011/04/09/venus/
late this week, will make my way through by midnight tonight.
Thanks............
Ah, strange moods are good.
Funny guy! :-D
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