Thursday, April 7, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....


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(Ring...)

STD...May I help you?

"I hope so, do you have any Treponema Pallidum?"

Syphilis? We have several cases in stock...We're open till 10.

(Ring...)

STD...May I help you?

"Is Chlamydia there?"

I'm sorry, she's off today...Call Back Monday.

(Ring...)

STD...May I help you?

"Clap....I Need CLAP!!!!


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Sorry....Strange mood.
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the itchiest host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

74 comments:

Jannie Funster said...

No need to apologize for a strange mood, Im in one 24/7.

Mine Includes A Give-Away.

xoxo

whooohoooo

Jannie Funster said...

DOUBLE whoohoooooo.

KB said...

Why do I suddenly feel unclean? Nice one G. Have a great weekend.

KB said...

Oh and my 55 is up!

Titanium said...

Links aren't loving me today, but I've got Brian's right here:

http://www.waystationone.com/2011/04/55-hot-fresh.html

Mine is here.

Monkey Man said...

Strange mood?? Seemed like the usual G-man to me.

My 55 is HERE.

Elaine said...

Here is my 1st 55

http://hiddenheartbeat.blogspot.com/2011/04/55-less-is-more.html

dustus said...

LOL cool. Speaking of unclean and STDs, you just reminded me of someone, again! Imagine that...

Concentrated Backwash

5thsister said...

Is that the Sacramento Transportation Depot? Yikes!

Mine is HERE

Titanium said...

Brian’s got fifty five words that’ll melt your socks off: right here.

lime said...

LOL, there are ways to avoid that ya know?

i'm up here

Mama Zen said...

I'm clapping for you, G-Man!

I'll post mine in the morning.

hedgewitch said...

Do they sell penicillin chasers? And speaking of weird moods--I'm just flaky, but I'm playin. Here's my dark tale of love and fear:


The Cruel Master

Leslie said...

I'm with KB - I need anti-septic wipes for the phone...

This is probably the first time I am deferring my 55 til later

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

That deserves a round of applause!

CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!


Mine 55 this week is my own personal Rave-Up.

Margaret said...

...only open 'till 10? Well, if you need to know how to get there, I'm reposting my 55 since I think many peeps missed it last week. Hope you don't mind.

My 55

Steve E said...

STD? I thought that was some kind of synthetic oil--grin! So I GOOGLED it.

Found a page which showed me how to PREVENT synthetic oil...I think?

It was discussing how to use synthetic rubber--to prevent STD.....

MY 55 is HERE

Pheromone Girl said...

Wow, you're not kidding. Did you photoshop that sign??

I played...
Fear

Brian Miller said...

hehe...so you were calling college campuses? nice one g...

thanks to Ti for the assist...

i am up...

and be abck in a minute with morning AJs link...as she is on vacay...

Millie said...

Got penicillin? Strange but entertaining! No need to apologize for that. My human has a 55 here. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2011/04/07/rejuvenation/

Brian Miller said...

morning aj

Alice Audrey said...

Clap? Ok. *applause, applause*

Mine is up

Janna said...

Is the opposite of gonorrhea HERE-o-rrhea?

Weird mood?
Yeah.
Me too.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Serena said...

Dude, you ARE in a strange mood. LOL.:)

Ami Mattison said...

An STD hotline. Snort. Always a pleasure to play. Mine's here.

Me said...

Ha! I like it! It sort of reminds me of a David Lynch movie, for some reason. :)

I still have 25 hours or so to get something together. I thought I'd get to it tonight, but ended up needed a bunch more than 55 words so tonight's post doesn't qualify.

If i get something organized, I'll be back...but just in case I don't make it, YOU have yourself a kick ass weekend, my friend!
-C

libraryscene said...

I now rely on your 55s for education, Ha! got more than I needed with that one.. fabulous! Not quite Friday in my world, but I've got a troubadour waiting..

Steve Isaak said...

LOL!

Here's mine.

Larry said...

Thats the last thing i need is the clap.


Sudden Attack

avoid the clap said...

You rang???? Hahhahaa

(I will post mine after I write it!)

Linda said...

Strange mood...happens to all of us sometimes. Very creative!

Here's my contribution at Roses to Rainbows

avoid the clap said...

I know I didn't post last week, but your post this week is clearly a Valentine to win back my heart. (Can't a man dream?)

Here's my silly post.

Remember, you're supposed to avoid the clap.

budh.aaah said...

Your strain in here GM..nice :)

http://weevencrythesameway.blogspot.com/2011/04/stickysticky.html

moondustwriter said...

Ok I'm back
Your 55 warranted a second read G
Eeck

And thanks G for doing this 55 weekly thang

Shattered

Cloudia said...

I like your weird wild ways!




Warm Aloha from Waikiki


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TALON said...

That Chlamydia - she's always running around! Strange, yes, but is it okay if I cracked up reading this, Galen?


My 55: The Waiting Game

Olivia said...

Tell about the "strange mood" again!

No whining or complaints, but how you may feel after a huge ugly fight over issues not created by you at the least?

Then I "patch up" so I keep my cover up!! Riddle? It's called being clever n scheming so no one gets a clue- enough already!

Wishing you a nice weekend.. :)
Hugs xox

Here's mine Vision

Someone is Special said...

strange... G-Man... I have to stay to strange 55...

Someone is Special

anthonynorth said...

Strange moods are easily transmitted.

You'll find mine here.

Akelamalu said...

You really don't want to be intimate with any of those! LOL

Mine's up hon.

John's comments said...

Whoo dark one today My Friday 55

magiceye said...

:) sure!

change is in the air
http://instantwords.blogspot.com/2011/04/change-ahoy.html

joanny said...

Hope it is only a mood and not a reality. Played this week ....

Joanny

the walking man said...

If Syphilis had the day off i'm pretty sure Gonorrhea would have been an acceptable substitute but then some days we just wants what we want.

Belinda Munoz said...

I'm suddenly crossing my legs...no need to apologize. Strange moods have a way of being familiar.

Mine is HERE

Belinda Munoz said...

ooops, messed up my link...one day i'll learn to do it right...

http://thehalfwaypoint.net/2011/04/right-and-wrong-and-rights/

gautami tripathy said...

I thrive on strange moods! It produces unusual stuff as yours!

Here is mine:

order of the day

Nimue said...

I feel weird now !
Glad I wrote my 55er early today :

Am Sorry

izzy said...

Oh man! What brought this on ?
( Moi-? Never famous-) just a
common-a-garden human. Have a great weekend!

drybottomgirl said...

You will never cease to amaze me G-man, you can even make an STD sound charming! Mine is up, have a super sweet weekend. Love from the dairy state...

Someone is Special said...

here is my poetic 55 G... a dream she is... a kiss seals it...

Someone is Special

izzy said...

OK, OK- Have it your way, sort of-
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2011/04/flash-fiction-55-4811-it-is-only-money.html

Mona said...

May her/his wish be granted! :D

My Beast Fable is up!

Jingle said...

It reads like "knock kncok, who's there.." game, classical and fun.

my post has 55 words above *****, but not a story, not a single poem...strange take this time...

here is my 55

Lisa said...

WOW - all I got is WOW. You are a funny funny guy.

hope said...

Well I guess my mood is as strange as yours. :) Mine's up. Hope your weekend is great!

magiceye said...

my 55 is here

http://instantwords.blogspot.com/2011/04/change-ahoy.html

clean and crazy said...

he, he, he i guess we are all in a strange mood, i got one up finally!!!!

Linc said...

Yeah, not a phone call I'd be making public...lol

Mine's up:

http://reaper282.blogspot.com/2011/04/fff-55-vol-xii-muse.html

RNSANE said...

You are hysterical. For some reason,that made me laugh, though it shouldn't. As an RN for 45 years, working for the last 21 in the field of sexual assault, I'm afraid I've seen far too many STDs - given to unwillingly victims - which makes me wonder how many more unsuspecting folks got them and shared, as well.

I always wondered how many people would actually tell partners and sexual contacts if they actually had an STD?? What do you think?
We, of course - and the hospital lab - would have to report a positive to San Francisco's City Clinic and they would deal with it from there!

MomsJournal said...

hahahaha nice! Ok, you asked and I just played. I have posted a 55. I'll stop pretending that any of mine are fiction though. This is another one of my political ones. Enjoy. ;-)

RNSANE said...

My Friday Flash 55 is at:

http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/04/friday-flash-55-whole-lot-of-shaking.html

Tammy said...

Bahahahaha...love it!

Mine is up too!

Lulda Casadaga said...

I'm back...and in a weird mood too! Enjoy your weekend G! :)

Claudia said...

ha - nice - sometimes the strange moods make us creative and poetic..smiles

haven't linked up for ages - but managed to post a 55 today...

my 55 is here..

Me said...

Okay, Galen. Got something up, I hope you like it. :)
-C

Shanae Branham said...

Deadly post...interesting to say the least. I'd like to join the group and play. My post is at http://disemblance.com/?p=86
Thanks.

kkrige said...

Very strange mood. Ha!

If you head to the bar tonight, just say no to that last beer and the girl at the end of the bar who is winking at you. Just a suggestion.

kkrige said...

Oh, and G, I did work on a 55 for you too! You visited before I got a chance to post it, but you inspired me with your post! :)

Lisa said...

Ok Here's Mine. Inspired by my husband's comment about being made he couldn't find something.

Lisa
Inspired by Lisa

haiku love songs said...

um....interesting. {giggle} here's my 55 in the form of a haibun.

http://haikulovesongs.wordpress.com/2011/04/09/venus/

Jingle said...

late this week, will make my way through by midnight tonight.

Thanks............

secret agent woman said...

Ah, strange moods are good.

evalinn said...

Funny guy! :-D