One Shot Wednesday.....

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Sweating like a pig.
Hot Steamy air sucks your soul!!
...longing for Winter.

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I can't feel my face!
Cold Stillettos with each breath.
...longing for Summer.

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If it's Wednesday and you have poetry, prose,
or a short story to share....Go Here!

TMI Tuesday.....

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Hi Everybody...

I'm too busy 'hunkering-down' for Tuesday

Nights projected 8-17 inches of snow. So I thought you

might like to see some cartoon ideas that a couple of my

cousins have been working on....Enjoy!!

Micro-Fiction Monday.....

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There it is Melville, the only survivor....

A Double Entendre!!!

Although Melville thought the whole thing was...

A little Redundant!

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Every Monday, Susan the Missing Mensan posts a picture

of her choice on her blog. Copy the pic on your blog and

provide a caption in 140 characters or less. Then go tell her...

Here!!!!

Friday Flash 55.....

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He usually kept his rage under control.

But everyone has their breaking point!

Day in...Day out, it's the same old shit.

A piece of chicken here, some pizza there.

Is your lunch public domain?

Can people NOT read your name?

But it's OK....

Retribution has manifested itself in the form of...

Ex-Lax Brownies!!!

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Extra Rich AND Fudgy!!!!

If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55

Please come tell The G-Man....

I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!!

So from the most evil host from coast to coast...

Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

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Hi Everybody....
Something very distressing happened to me yesterday.
My FaceBook account was HACKED by some weight-loss
pill advertiser. My picture popped up and a link was sent!
For those of you that are my'Friends', I'm sorry for any
inconvenience. And let me add that I would NEVER send a
link to anyone. I changed my password!!
All this angst made me want a cold beer!
I went to Kroger, but I had a hard time choosing which brand
to buy. Hmmmmmmmm.
Which brand do you think I bought?
And that reminds me of something, but I just can't remember...

One Shot Wednesday.....

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LIQUID PORTAL TO EACH AND EVERY DAY.....
You can drink it Icy or Hot, Creamy or Black.
Drink it all day? You can't 'Hit the Sack'!
It's Picked, then Dried, it's Ground, then Roasted.
It's then Brewed and Drank..With things that are Toasted!
Drink it occassionally, or drink it Daily.
Drink it with Kaluah, or try it with Bailey's.
It's morning Inspiration...An insomniacs Sensation!
It's the very 'Best Part of Waking-Up'...
And it's ALWAYS ...'Good to the Last Drop'!!

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Hot Simmering Mud.
Percolated Perfection...
I'll have TWO creams please!

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Got Poetry? Prose? Short Stories?
Is it Wednesday?.....Go Here!

TMI Tuesday....

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No questions today...I'll do the talking!

This year we are experiencing FOUR unusual dates..

1/1/11..1/11/11..11/1/11..11/11/11...

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Also....How strange is this?

Take the last two digits of the year you were born,

plus the age that you will be this year...

They will equal.....111.

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Stranger yet....divide 111 by 2!!!

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Yeah....I know.

Peace...!!!