Friday Flash 55.....

White folks call it....Wendigo Psychosis.
A condition where sufferers develope an insatiable
desire to eat human flesh.
The Algonquin Tribes claim that once a Human tastes
Human flesh, they become ONE with the Wendigo!
Winter....1878.
The family of Swift Runner was starving.
His youngest son just died.
He could feel the Wendigo beckoning.....


Zombies aren't just a Caribbean thing ya know.
Poor Swift Runner, he ended up eating his son, then killing
his wife and the rest of his family and eating them too!
In the Spring after his heinous acts were discovered, the Army
hanged him.
If you or anyone you know has tasted Human flesh or written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most Cannibalistic host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

Thursday Portrait.....

I'm having a few buddies come over this week-end.
I wonder what should get for a beveridge?
Any suggestions?
If you do think of something, let me know on....
Thursday 8:00 pm EST.
I'll be waiting.

No Prompt Poetry.....

Meandering through life, with nary a clue.
Recalcitrant/verbose...He bleeds Maize and Blue!

Kooky and crazy
Never being TOO serious
Overbearing and Lazy
With a mindset....Mysterious
Intelligent to some...Immature to most
The Flash Fiction Maven
Always the gracious host
Living life to the fullest, is The G-Man's Credo
Looks good for his age....But NOT in a Speedo!


Acrostic Poetry: Poetry where certain letters, usually the first
in each line, form a word or message when read in sequence.

Another One Bites The Dust.....

What a tumultuous year!!!
When your stricken with a life threatening condition as I was
in April, you are VERY grateful to celebrate another year on this Planet.
So here I am...Alive, relatively pain free, still working, not quite ready to
check out just yet.
"Saint Peter don't ya call me cause I can't go.........
I don't owe shit and I want to party some more"!!!!!!!!!!
December 10, 1949.....ANOTHER day that will live in Infamy.
Thank You one and all for stopping by, I hope you always leave with a grin.
G-Man/Mr.Knowital/Galen

Friday Flash 55.....

The ancient Mayan Calendar writing team of Tutuloofornow and
Jaguar Paw are hard at work.....

December 21, 2012: The End of the World!!!

"Ahahahahahahaha....OK, how about this"....

December 22, 2012: PSYCHE!!!! Just Kidding!

'You so funny'

December 23, 2013: Space Rover Curiosity finds evidence of life on Mars!

"Jaguar Paw...Whats a space rover?"



Truth is STRANGER than fiction!!!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!
So from the strangest and most gracious host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

December 5th
3:55 pm
On my deck in T-Shirt and Boxers
55 degrees.!!!!!!!!
Were the  Mayans right after all?
Tune in Thursday 8:00 pm EST, to find out.
At that time, ALL will be revealed.......
(And I'm NOT talking about my Boxers)

No Prompt Poetry.....

She thought Santa's request ... 'a bit odd'.
But she agreed to proceed with a nod.
He asked her to lay down across his lap.
Then she felt a hard slap.
This Santa's name wasn't Claus, but....de Sade!



Ahh the Holidays, it just brings out The Muse in me.
Have a Slap Ass Week!