Thursday, December 13, 2012

Friday Flash 55.....

White folks call it....Wendigo Psychosis.
A condition where sufferers develope an insatiable
desire to eat human flesh.
The Algonquin Tribes claim that once a Human tastes
Human flesh, they become ONE with the Wendigo!
The family of Swift Runner was starving.
His youngest son just died.
He could feel the Wendigo beckoning.....

Zombies aren't just a Caribbean thing ya know.
Poor Swift Runner, he ended up eating his son, then killing
his wife and the rest of his family and eating them too!
In the Spring after his heinous acts were discovered, the Army
hanged him.
If you or anyone you know has tasted Human flesh or written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most Cannibalistic host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!


Brian Miller said...

ha...yeah there are def cases of canibalism...a kid i know has a zombie survival guide that lists known cases in the 55....does it taste better with steak sauce? smiles.

my 55

Brian Miller said...


hedgewitch said...

It sucks becoming edible. You're up there where the Wendigo hangs, too, man--I'd be watchin my pork chops.

I'm playin--with some astrological hooha--purely for fun--I wouldn't want to ruffle anyone's fur. ;_)

Lion Fail

Teresa said...

Well, that's a bit yuck. Or maybe it's just the vegetarian in me speaking.

I'm up.

Mr. Charleston said...

Jesus G-Man. I guess you must have seen Tarantino's new flick!

Termites of Sin

Alice Audrey said...

I'll pass on the human flesh. I've heard it's pretty greasy. :)

Mine is up

Erica said...

But does it taste like chicken? ;-)

I have a 55. It'll go live at midnight Pacific time. :)

lime said...

yick. glad i just had latkes and applesauce tonight!

Janna said...

What a great coincidence... this is the week I picked to be vegetarian!

(Not permanently; just for the rest of the week.)

Next week I'm back to the joys of meat... though I'll stick with pigs and cows and chickens and whatever they make sausage out of.
(I'd rather not know).

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

I mentioned you... sort of.

Margaret said...

...always hungry and searching for their next victim! I looked this up... I thought this was supposed to be non-fiction. Yikes. Mine is true, unfortunately.


I dropped the ball last week and didn't get around to everyone's 55's. I apologize - as I really do enjoy these snippets of creativity.

Unknown said...

I would cook up nice and greasy with a crispy skin. Like a pig at a luau.

Mine is up.

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

Are there meatless substitutes for vegetarians, sort of like the human-flesh equivalent of tofurkey?

I've got a backlog of return visits to make, but things are settling down a bit here...I think.


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Shadow said...

hell no!!! methinks vegetarianism's the way to go...

Pratibha said...

Ewww .. but guess survival makes you do weird things !

Some talk for you !

the walking man said...

is chewing your nails a form of cannibalism? What about eating the wi...naw lets not go back there this week...anyway I remembered it was Friday, well no I really didn't until I read alice's 55 then Iplayed here

Daydreamertoo said...

OMGoodness... remind me never to go wherever that place is...But then my teen always tells me she'd survive ok in the Zombie apocalypse. I think I'd be her 'first'

Mine's here:

She did it her way

Have a great eating humans allowed. ;) Unless they have some brown sauce on them

izzy said...

"Pleck- fla-"
There are such stories about, ship wrecks and so on- Thanks for
sharing. I do eat meat but have no
desire to travel there!

Anonymous said...

Ha. What comes around goes around! Waste not want not. Waist not want not? wendoyougo nuts/?

Hope you are well. Here's mine. Going to the dogs more than stomach.

Have a great weekend. k.

hope said...

*Putting down breakfast biscuit*

Guess the cold does drive people nuts.

Mine's up. Happy weekend to you!

Bubba said...

I wonder how much cholesterol there is in... oh, um, never mind.

My 55 has a winter theme too, G-Man. (But no cannibalism - sorry!) Where’s The Snow?

Jazzbumpa said...

I'll pass on the cannibalism jokes, and just mention that occasionally fairie's will bite.

Hurts like hell, but it is SO worth it.

My 55.


author.nara.malone said...

Love the story. I keep lots of food on hand for winter. Just in case. Can't have the family go Wendigo.

Mine is up. Poet Porn

Yvonne Osborne said...

Love that photo and your story! you've inspired me to get with it before the end of the day. That Brian...what a show off. And I love hedge's comment. "I sucks to be edible."

Glenn Buttkus said...

nice turn out today, G-Man. Here is mine, regular as clockwork. KNUCKLE BALL

Other Mary said... a whole new take on the phrase 'bite me.' Lol, wonderfully gruesome G-man!
Here is my Tolkien 55

Nessa said...

Hey, if you can give life, you should be able to take it away. That's parenting 101.

Here's mine:

Train of Thought

Karen M said...

I would have to be eating lunch when I read this! Need a new designation. Maybe NSFM?

Mine is here.

Grandmother Mary said...

I was searching for poetry and ended up with cannibalism! I'm keeping it light and simple.”> linkword

Maude Lynn said...

That is seriously creepy!

Wander said...

My 55 may throw some off at first, it is broken in two, explanation at the bottom of post...

Thanks for your 55
may your week ahead bear no cannibals

GAB said...

Hope I never have too yuck

GAB said...

Hope I never have too yuck