Thursday Southern Portrait.....

I've done a lot of travelling about The South, and a
mystery to me is Boiled Peanuts. (Pronounced Bowled Peanuts)
They seem like such an interesting treat whilst being
near them, but upon purchasing them, ANY flavor mind you,
what the real mystery is...Why do I keep buying them?
They are mushy, gritty, and they SUCK!
They are merely an excuse to wash them down with Cold Beer!
I should stick to...
Grits, Fried Pickles, Hush Puppies, Black-Eyed Peas, Hoppin John,
Fried Okra, Gumbo, Gator, Catfish, Collard Greens,
Raccoon Kabobs (Ring-Tailed Suprise), Possom, Craw-Daddy's,
Pecan Pie (Pronounced Pea Kahn, a Pee-Can is what a Trucker uses),
ANYTHING Southern other than Boiled Peanuts!!!!
I do love The South though (Except for Termites, Chiggers, Cotton-
Mouths, Copper-Heads, and Jimmy Swaggart!)
See you Thursday 8:00 PM EST.
(Exceptin from 9-10 PM, thats when an ALL New Swamp People airs
on The History Channel....:-))

Haiku Wednesday.....

The Cycle Returns.
Your ONLY hope for Relief?
A Silver Bullet!!!



Odiferous Hut.
Fiberglass Purgatory...
Heavenly Relief!

Full Moon Tonight...Be Careful!
Is it Wednesday? Do you Haiku? Yes?
Then post one (Or more) on your Blog and visit Jenn at...
Sensational Haiku Wednesday!
This weeks Theme is...Relief!

TMI Tuesday.....

I'm sure that one would like to think that as a child
growing up, the adults in charge of your life and formulative
years, gave you the "CORRECT" information and told you the
truth! But were you ever told that Chocolate gave you Zits?
I thought so! Were they lying to keep you from becoming
a Sugar Freak? Or were THEY misinformed by THEIR parents?
Just Asking....
And another question; Did your Mom ever attack you with her two
Pincer-Like thumb nails and pop your black heads against your will?
Just Asking....
All this gross question asking is making Mr. Knowitall grow weary...
Bon Soir Mes Amis.

Yes Galen, There Is A Virginia....

Hi Everybody...
What a bittersweet day today was.
Sweet because the Super Bowl ended up being
a fantastic game, Bitter because that means
the END of Football for another SEVEN months!!!
Grrrrrrrrr.......
Everyone had a great time at MoDoggies today, my
Gorgonzola Dip was a Terrific Hit! The Prosciuto that
I decided to go with caused such a stir that someone
nicknamed it...Sex on a Cracker! Nothing was left...
I won TWO 50.00 Footbal betting pools...A quick Hondo!!
But I was smart enough to save myself a container of the
Blue Veigned Delight to take on my Mini-Vacation that starts
on Wednesday. I'll be travelling to the Great Commonwealth of
Virginia, and I'll be back on Sunday.
I will be posting everyday, but I might not have much time to
visit others this week...Please bear with me.
Have a Kick Ass Week Peeps...G

Super Bowl Sunday.....

Hi Everybody...
It's finally here...Super Bowl Sunday!
Every year I pick my friend Rod Bowles up
and we go to our good friend Mike DeMoss's Pub
called MoDoggies!! Mike provides a delicious buffet
consisting of Hot Wings, Burger Sliders, and Nacho's.
A few of the party regulars also bring a pot luck assortment.
My Friend Paulie brings his famous Pate' in the shape
of a football, others bring baked beans and other pass
around dishes. Me? I HAVE to bring my World Famous....
Gargonzola Dip!!!
The recipe' is simple...
One part Gargonzola
Two parts Cream Cheese
One jar of Apricot Preserves
The next part is always up to my whims!
Last year I added a cup of chopped Walnuts
The year before I added Bacon Bits.
THIS year I'm adding finely chopped Prosciutto!!!
Those thin 10 slices that you see pictured, was purchased
today by me at the Farmer's Mkt. At 26.00 Bucks a Pound
that much cost me 10.00 Bucks!!
Lets see how it goes over...
I'm rooting for the Patriots because Tom Brady graduated
from Meeeeeeechigan!!!
But I really don't care, I'm excited about going on a
Mini Vacation come this Wednesday.
But as far as Mr. Knowitall goes...Business as Usual!
Peace!!!

Friday Flash 55.....

REVELATION 13:18...
"Let the One who has understanding, count the
number of The Beast. For it is the number of man,
and his number is Six Hundred and Sixty Six."
*
(At a Dr.'s office in Bethesda Md.)
'OK Newt, wanna hop up on the scales? The Doc will
be right in'...
(The Nurse jots down...666 Pounds!!)


I Knew IT!!! Be careful how you cast your vote Peeps!
If you or anyone you know has written a Flash Friday 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!
So from the most Apocalyptical Host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday Portrait....

It's no secret that The G-Man has been known to
serenade The Green Fairy on occasion. In fact I have
several bottles on hand as we speak. But they say
that good things come in small packages, and in this case
thats absolutely true. At 110 proof, this tiniest of the
three bottles sure packs a punch!
Now lets see...If it's 110 proof, whats the alcohol percentage?
See you Thursday 8:00 PM EST...
Here's Mud'n Yer Eye!!!