Monday, November 19, 2012

No Prompt Poetry.....

This is no joke people.
Today is World Toilet Day!!!
And in honor of this Odiferous Occasion, I offer this ODE.....

Throne of Porcelain
Recepticle of gluttenous indulgence
Catcher of The Golden Rain
Whether you are....
The destination of long squirming lines at a concert
Or locked up for the Winter in a county park
You are unfailing in your duty
The Dichotomy?
People Hate to smell you
People Love to see you
But always making them leave with a sigh and a smile
You are....The Seat of Relief!!!


Cloudia said...

where would we be without it?
Squatting, that's where.

Aloha from Honolulu
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Brian Miller said...


Brian Miller said...

oh look, i am Number 2

Mr. Charleston said...

I just knew it was going to be... the throne of relief.

lime said...

after 3 days without running water i was quite thankful for being able to flush mine without hauling buckets of water!

Craig said...

Hey, that corner-fit water-closet is pretty cool!

Teresa said...

What an incredible ode to the toilet!

Akelamalu said...

There used to be a blog called Bathrooms Of The World where folk sent photos of some fabulous (and not so fabulous) bathrooms!

the walking man said...

But wait! There's more just pay for shipping and we'll send you a second one at no cost!

G-Man said...

Mark, I just watched the Vid.

Yvonne Osborne said...

Something you don't think about until you need to, ah, think about it. The ones at concerts are the absolute worst.

Happy Thanksgiving!

GAB said...

and you need them when youve too much to drink or in my case migraine headaches Ive seen mine more than I care too and Hey I love the corner style! Imagine me sitting in the corner doing my business! lol another way to spend a "time out"

Margaret said...

..ha ha. FAR too much thought put into this :)