Thursday, August 23, 2012

Friday Flash 55.....




Yeah....
A couple of Whiskey Sours, a ten minute romp
in the back seat of his big black sedan, then the
typical.."That was great Baby, I'll give you a call sometime".
Yeah...?
The Dip-Stick didn't even ask for my number!!!
Thats Ok, I'll give him THIS number...
Bullet to the Balls.... One-Two-Three!

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Be careful who you bang, she may want to BANG you back!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!
So from the most celibate and gracious host from coast to coast..
Have a Kick Ass Week-End.

41 comments:

Scarlet said...

She is fierce ~ Careful indeed ~

Wishing you Happy Friday and lovely weekend ~

http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.ca/2012/08/black-orchid.html

Alice Audrey said...

No one wants to be used.

Mine is up


Dang, so close to Yahtzee!

Margaret said...
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hedgewitch said...

How these little details can ruin a man's evening. I wouldn't mess with her, for sure, but I hope she hasn't totally terrorized you into celibacy at your young age. Could screw up that whole Kick-Ass Weekend thing.

I'm sort of working a similar theme--the vast understanding gap that can arise between the sexes...


Disconnect

Unknown said...

Very provocative and I love the sound of bullets to the b****!
Great picture prompt that fits right in with your story! BANG, I love your KICK ASS FFF5!
Mine is here
Have you a ROCKING AND BLESSED WEEKEND!!!
hugs
shakira

Brian Miller said...

dang bro...that stings just thinking about it....but hey...he needs to learn a bit of respect....

just rolling in from football...

and mine is up!

izzy said...

Bang bang! My baby shot me down- is that how it goes ? Great song (and I saw some folks dance to it-) GOOD
55 ! Mr. G ! Thanks-

http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2012/08/ff5582412-our-church-in-august.html

Scarlet said...

I checked the word counter, mine is 55 words..ha..ha...Happy day to you ~

Linc said...

Very hot--and very dangerous! Mine's up: Irreconcilable Differences

Margaret said...

One would think I would have the direct link down by now! UGH

So I will delete my post above and redo it here.

Sounds like a story from "Chicago" "Cell Block Tango"! Watch out, indeed!A Feather's Destiny

lime said...

yikes! she means business!

i played here

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

That's why honesty is the best policy!

Danger Train

d. moll, l.ac. said...

Yeah it can happen. the ol' 55 is up at the Qi Papers. Hope your weeekend is the usual, you know, kick ass one.

Cloudia said...

femme fatale of your nightmares! (or dreams? Heh heh)



Aloha from Honolulu
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magiceye said...

oooo shot off!!

Have a lovely weekend!

And do check out my 55 at http://goo.gl/9TvYv

Akelamalu said...

A woman scorned.........Bang!

Mine's up.

AmitAag said...

deadly..yet lovely!
Wonderful indeed!!

my heart's love songs said...

even ten minutes is long enough to have made her happy if he'd tried!

love the image!

mine's up, G ~ it's after midnight so i'll have to come back Friday to visit others.

hope you have a fantabulous weekend!

http://myheartslovesongs.com/2012/08/24/i-love-you-but/

MorningAJ said...

I think a lot of women would LIKE to do that to at least one man in their lives.

I'm being a little more artistic this week.

AmitAag said...

..and here's my F-55 if you wish to check:
http://amitaag.blogspot.in/2012/05/f-55.html

Lydia said...

Yikes! I didn't see the gun until I read your 55. You reminded me of this song (and I see I am not alone).

Mine is ็ซน

Daydreamertoo said...

Haha..you are sooooo good at being Badddddd ..Love it!

Mine's up"
Worms

Have a great weekend Mr G ;)

Brian Miller said...

working all day these days and no net there so...check back this evening and catch up with any from the day

Mimi Foxmorton said...

That was HARD! lol
I wanted to keep writing! :D

Thanks for caring! ;)

Mimi

http://collagepirate.blogspot.com/2012/08/g-man-55.html

JANU said...

That was a KILLER!

JANU said...

That was a KILLER!

Nara Malone said...

Love the way you play with words. Sounds like he deserves a good bang somewhere.

Mine is up, A Grave Mistake

Nessa said...

One good bang deserves another. You gotta love strong women the right way, baby.

Speaking of which:

Flash 55 - Tease

hope said...

Ah, the good ol' days weren't so good I see.

Mine's up...happy weekend.

happygirl said...

See, we don't need federally funded contraception. We need her!

I'm up, here

here


happygirl said...

Second here. I'm still learning the html. :)

Bubba said...

You're right, there's more than one kind of BANG in the world, G-Man!

Here's my 55: ”God”

Pratibha said...

I missed reading you SO much !!
Sorry i been unable to link from last 2 weeks .. but here I am finally ..

[ gosh! I even forgot how to link .. let me try ]

Waking up

JANU said...

I am just not able to write anything today...:((

Teresa said...

What a superb cautionary tale! Truly a public service announcement. :-) I am finally up. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2012/08/24/a-very-well-rounded-character/

Yvonne Osborne said...

"That was great baby, give you a call sometime...." He's a creep but does he deserve a bullet to the balls? Yikes. Sounds like a Fatal Attraction scenario. You always find the best pictures. Have a great weekend. Hope to be back on board next.

Glenn Buttkus said...

I have dropped in again, and had some fun playing with just 55 words; thanks for being here. My effort is called AFTER BABEL
http://bibliosity.blogspot.com/2012/08/after-babel.html

Anonymous said...

Yikes! Good warning to all the cads!

Mine deals with guns too. But from a different perspective. Actually a rather short-sighted one.

http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2012/08/24/a-misunderstanding-at-the-voting-booth-oh-wait-is-this-a-gun-show-hmmm-friday-flash-55/

Have a great weekend Mr. G.

Tony Crimi said...

Very Noir, i like it.

Tony Crimi said...

Well i tried to accomplish a Friday Flash 55 , but it turned into a Friday Flash 250!! I went with the Noir theme (its one of my favorite genres). So check it out.

Maude Lynn said...

A cautionary tale!