Death was painless.
The slit was performed with surgeon like precision!
As the guts spilled from the rib cage,
Hot steam rose like a fog on the Moor.
Amidst the oozing entrails, the prized liver was extracted.
Still warm...It was sliced, chewed, and deliciously swallowed.
Unlike Hannibal Lector, Andrew Zimmern needs NO fava beans!!!
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55, please come tell the G-Man. I will visit, read, enjoy, comment, Then Book!!!... So from the most GOULISH host, from coast to coast, Have a Happy and Safe Halloween!!!
27 comments:
Oooo, yuck! I'd think the liver would taste a bit gamey without the fava beans. You've got Halloween on the brain, don't you? Good one!:)
*giggles at serena's comment* Seriously! No fava beans? What are you thinking, g-man?!
Happy 55, happy Halloween, happy ELECTION DAY!
-smarmoofus
Hrm. I thought I could post this as Mr. O, but I can't... so I'm back to link Mr. O as me. He had to go to work, but he played along this week.
-Mr. O
blah! Andrew Zimmern, that guy eats things that even starving people look at and say, "uumm no thanks, I'll just die."
Mine will be up at midnight pacific time ;-) This one's not political.
ewwwwwwwww...Happy Halloween G. Mine's up xxx
Not quite as horrifying as the episode where he ate the guinea pigs, but close!
Good one, g-man.
Mine's a Halloween 55 too.
gross! but still a great 55 to go w halloween. i'll have mine up a little later xo
Never did like liver much.
I'm up... And up and up and up and... it's been a busy coupla days over at Why? What Have You Heard? I tell ya. Posts popping out of the woodwork that I forgot I scheduled, more posts I'm updating... it never ends.
Anyway, submitted for your approval:
55 Flash Fiction Friday #18: Yaadein (II)
w00t! i'm finally up :)
You rock, G-man. Very awesome 55. :D
Mine is up as well.
This is the absolute BEST 55 you have ever written!! So talented!! I love it!
I played along this week.
Happy Halloween, G-Daddy!
LMAO, very appropriate for the day! and andrew zimmern makes my stomach turn. blech!
Don't forget the Chianti! I think we could beat Purdue.... Light a candle..
Crazy day for me so I probably will not be playing this week. My you are on a kick here. Have you been reading James G again?
Nice, G... Nice.
Liver? He cannibalized someone for their liver??? Ewww....why not the heart, it's tastier. :)
I'm up, G-Man!
HUGS...
Thanks for linking me up Smarmoofus!!!
oh dear lord, I can't watch him because I have a very bad gag reaction to things I find unfavorable.
great 55 though! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Galen? Having Nightmares?
I was not up to playing, until I reached Lime's blog...& then it was a matter of few seconds...
So my 55ve is finally up too!
I was inspired me to write a second horrifying 55. Now it's up too.
; )
Mwahahahahaahahahaahahahah....
I LOVE IT!
This sort of got me goin', if you know what I mean, G-ster.
You know I love this gory, spooky shit.
^_~
However...I've never been very big on liver.
I think if I were a cannibalistic serial killer I'd eat the heart.
I've only ever ate chicken hearts.
Which are very good.
But, it's been awhile.
Also, legumes in ALL their glorious forms ROCK, so my meal...again IF I were a cannibalistic serial killer....would be the heart WITH the fava beans. But, I'd probably go for garbanzos, actually. Though, fava beans are very good.
Oh, one thing, Galen.
You forgot about the BEST part.
What about the nice Chianti?
Oh, I just saw that Buffalo was thinking the same thing.
Good man.
:)
Oh, and Polt's got the same kind of tastebuds as myself, I see.
Maybe the three of us can become a TEAM of cannibalistic serial killers.
That'd be different.
hahahaha Very funny, Galen! I'll he needs a little chianti though!
Mine is up! Happy Halloween! D
Happy Halloween!
Oooooer, that was a gruesome one for Halloween!
Sorry I couldn't participate this week, as you know I was in Poland. :)
What no wine?????
Oh thats disgustingly perfect for Halloween!
You finally got to my blog...now, two posts down is a movie quote I was hoping you would get....
I am distracted at best.
Yet, always up for a liver fest!
Never too busy for you dear one......just caught up in simple form.
Mucho~
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