Hi everybody...enough of the golf already!!!
I'm shelving Retro Wednesday this week in favor of...
Word Play Wednesday!!
I had such fun with the Oxymoron schtick, that I'd thought I'd try something different!
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.. Then it hit me!
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Police were called to a day care, where a 3 year old was resisting a rest.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now!
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The roundest knight at King Arthur's Round Table, was Sir Cumference!
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate!
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The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was...
A small medium at large!!!
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A thief that stole a calender got 12 months.
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Thieves that steal corn from a garden, could be charged with stalking.
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We never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
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When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
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The math teacher went crazy on the blackboard..
He did a number on it!
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The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
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If you take your laptop PC for a run..
You could jog your memory!.
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This last one I stole years ago from the GREAT Soupy Sales...
"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead!!"
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I hope you had some fun today...
Peace...!!!
15 comments:
You're on a roll, dude. Those are really fun plays on words. It's like filling in a form by filling it out. Salute!:-)
Om gosh I think Ive heard them all before! I loved Soupy Sales! Have a great week!
i know a one legged lady named eileen. the one legged japanese lady is irene.
I had to stop reading at the 10th one- that's my limit! I have laughed so loud it hurt before, but I've never hurt so bad 'til I laughed, until now...
Those were great, Galen. :D
Ought I see the word "C.O.C.K" straight away when looking at that image? Far out! I am sure I do!
Bravo!
these are quite funny and clever,
Mr. Knowitall...!
Those were downright funny! I knew there was something wrong about being right... Excellent funnies for a ho-hum day. I did have fun this morning when I did my neighborhood walk trying to get my exercise. Oh, and took my kid and his pregnant wife to sushi for lunch (she had to eat California rolls with no raw fish because of the mercury levels but I had no such restrictions). Eat them up, yum~
"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now!"
If you know this guy for reals and he happens to wear a size 7 1/2 women's shoe ... oh and he likes to wear women's shoes ... will you have him call me?
Hehehe! I love the "all right" one!! I've hardly heard any of these Galen--thanks for the laugh today!! I needed it after all my kitchen drama!! :)
--snow
Oh dear, I copied your jokes and forwarded them on and forgot to comment.
I love these. They are simple but fun just the same. I saw a couple of episodes of Soupy Sales but he was pretty much off the air before I watched much tv at all. I know I would have loved him however. I like cornball. Rebicmel, those are sweet too. Yep I love corn.
Hey Sherry....
Numero Uno!!!
Thats what you could have yelled... UNO!!!
xox
Hi Gabby...
I've met Soupy Sales..hehehe
"Hi Bird Baths"
Oh Trini...
A parting shot...:)
Missy...
Are you an Insomniac??
Those were awesome..Thanks...G
Hey Buff...Thanks
A boiled egg is hard to beat!
Thanks James..
I bet you've been having fun.
Cazzie....?
You have 4 kids, I'm sure you've seen a lot of....Diapers..hehehe
Sign...
Thanks...:_)
I know it's your Birthday Saturday Lisa Marie...:P
Hi Terry...
California Rolls have that fake crab in it does it not?
Nice to see ya...G
Morgie...
Silly Girl...;-)
Oh No Snow...
I'll be right over...G
BARMAN!!!!!
I hope you had a happy birthday!!
Up with a migraine (consuming caffeine as I type so I can hopefully get some sleep soon), and making the rounds. How have I not seen these before now? They're hilarious!
Thanks for taking my mind off of my head. I know, I know... it was so easy you could do it in your sleep. That's what's so great about you.
-smarmoofus
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