It's been rumored lately that sometimes I appear drunk
while on the air. Drunk on Mogen David and 7-Up? C'Mon!!!
So, to all you rumor spreaders...Fock You!
In further news, former Pope Benedict LXIX was said to
be flatulent in 7 different languages. Really? I can koochie-belch the
You tell em Diane, don't take any shit from those Dick-Weeds at FOX!
If you or anyone you know is flatulent or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, fart, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most odiferous host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End