Do you have any Tylenol? No! Do you have any Advil? No! Do you have any plain ole Bayer Aspirin? No! Well, what DO you have for a headache? We have Duck Penis, and Chicken Lips. Uh..How much for the Duck Penis? Real Duck Penis, or generic? Arrrgh...Never mind!
Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro-Fiction using EXACTLY 160 characters? Yes? Then post one on your blog, and go tell The Monkey Man...HERE!