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"Mister? I'd like a Hershey Bar please".
OK kid, male or female?
"What?"
Male or female, with nuts or without?
"Never mind, Just give me a Three Muskateers."
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Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro-Fiction in
160 characters EXACTLY? Yes? Post it on
your blog, then go tell The Monkey Man....Here!!
19 comments:
mm..yeah...dont like thinking of my candy with genders...lol. happy almost sunday g! hope your weekend is kick ass...
This cracked me up!
How DO you come up with these? :)
ha ha.. candy with genders.. Nice one G.. I am somehow trying to write a 55 but something stops me.. Wish to write a 55 soon..
Someone is Special
you have pants on your mind, tonight, GMan, did the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie?
LOL. I can't believe it took me a minute or two to get it.
- Alice
Prototypical G-man. Yup. Without for me, sir. Thanks for playing the 160. YOU have a kick ass Sunday.
LOL that really made me chuckle G!
Never thought of the sex of chocolate before. Hmmmm....would that mean Mounds is female and Almond Joy male?
lol! Galen, you have a unique way of looking at the world :)
And I only thought M&Ms came with that description. :)
Sounds like the kind of wise acre counter guys I got waiting on me as a kid. Maybe I'd went with the Zero Bar and hoped it was a neutral zone. :)
Larry
Yeah those nuts always hurt when they get bit on by a sore tooth.
The mind boggles how you define milk and plain!
I think you just ruined candy bars for me...
I want candy!!
And steak, ceasar salad, and wine!
xoxo
sweet/witty 160.
Never thought about it that way... but now I'd like to know if your chocolate chip cookies were male or female... they look scrumptious!
Hilarious, great write. =)
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