Thursday, March 31, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....


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POP QUIZ...!!!!

College English 102, circa 1969.

The topic was Semantics....

1st. Question: Explain the difference between Kinky and Perverted.

(Thinking a moment, he jots down.....)

Kinky, is tickling your girlfriend's ass with a feather.

Perverted, is using the whole chicken!

(Mr. Haynes eventually passed the class...The SECOND time around!)


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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash Fiction 55

Please come tell The G-Man

I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!

So from the most perinkyest host from coast to coast...

Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

56 comments:

Brian Miller said...

hahaha...the whole chicken...i could see that putting her in a fowl mood...

i am up..

Brian Miller said...

yah...yah...yahtzee!

Lisa said...
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Jannie Funster said...

A bit before the Kinsey Report, I think? :)

Oh, gosh, Brian. what a groaner, but funny!

Mine's Here.

xo

KB said...

Hehe! Nice one G. Have a great weekend. Mine's up!

dustus said...

ROFL So which came first? The chicken or... well never mind.
Mine's up:

”His Break”

Lisa said...
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Lisa said...

Posting again with a hyperlink.

Mr. Knowitall is a star in my post.

Lisa

Inspired by Lisa

Monkey Man said...

Mr. HayNes??? Could this just coincidence?

My 55 is HERE.

hedgewitch said...

Ha--sounds like the prof was a bit hen-pecked, and definitely a post-vert.

Mine honors a rather more sinister creature:

Orca, Straight Up

Unknown said...

Harumph. He should have passed the firs time.

Mine is up

gautami tripathy said...

*grin*


Here is mine:

sliding
through the gaps

Maude Lynn said...

Oh, G-Man! You are a riot!

magiceye said...

lol!!

india is coming (pun intended) at http://instantwords.blogspot.com/2011/04/india-is-coming-pun-intended.html

Serena said...

That English class sounds a lot more interesting than mine ever was.:)

Me said...

Huh. I would have thought you'd get BONUS marks for such an astute observation. But hey, maybe your prof had a thing for whole chickens and took offence?

Happy (almost) Friday, G!!
-C

PS - Mine's up...

Unknown said...

Even the government knew a good thing "A chicken in every pot..."

goodness G what didnt' you learn in school?

Stuck

Happy Friday all and thanks Mr Know something

steveroni said...

Jannie Funster (comment) mentioned the Kinsey Report...I thought this was the KINKY REPORT! But good! But Good!
Mr. G-Man!!!

Tonight my inspiration is HERE

lime said...

disturbing is doing the chicken instead of your girlfriend...

i played along too and talked about what disturbs me here

Janna said...

I don't mind being tickled with chicken nuggets as long as they're dipped in sweet-hot chili sauce first.
That stuff is awesome.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis Hall said...

well played humor,
very visual and vivid imagery...
chuckles..

here is My 55

Pheromone Girl said...

Hey - what if you're ticklish like me???

Mine's here and dedicated to you. Wait. Don't I say that every week?

Elbows

Olivia said...

I knew about the cock.. ;)
But chicken.. well!

lolss

This is some weirdo idea G-man.. haha

My Life Song

Olivia said...

Wishing you a kinky weekend..
;)

TALON said...

lol! Honestly, what's with these professors? Mr. Haynes obviously had a good grasp of the subject matter -- and hopefully a good grasp on the chicken too! ;)

My 55: Loose Change

Larry said...

I'm with Brian

you find mine
here

Someone is Special said...

ha ha.. I loved this 55 G-Man.. After a long time here is mine, I saw

Someone is Special

anthonynorth said...

Well, they say if you don't know what it is, it's chicken, lol.

You'll find mine here.

Steve Isaak said...

Fun, chuckle-worthy work. =)

Here's mine.

MorningAJ said...

OMG! And also wasteful. There's good eating on a chicken! :)

I'm up here

Akelamalu said...

Tell me you didn't!!!! LOL

Mine's up - my 55 that is!

Jinksy said...

Who can resist either chicken, or a 55? Mine's HERE

Ami Mattison said...

Ha, G-man! Mine's not nearly as clever! But you'll find it here.

joanna said...

G-man

I see an April fool was he.
I would like to say, I haven't been playing lately due to taking a fab vacation in the warm Bahama's as a writer I guess I can write my own story, but the truth be told, I had too much work going on -- SIGH, but I do have an offering the rest of the weird words I came across all for you,G-man
If I can get it together later in the day I will try & post a 55. joanny

9. Mungo

A dumpster diver – one who extracts valuable things from trash

10. Nihilarian

A person who deals with things lacking importance (pronounce the ‘h’ like a ‘k’).
11. Nudiustertian

The day before yesterday

12. Phenakism

Deception or trickery

13. Pronk

A weak or foolish person

14. Pulveratricious

Covered with dust

15. Rastaquouere

A social climber

16. Scopperloit

Rude or rough play

17. Selcouth

Unfamiliar, rare, strange, marvelous, wonderful. For example: The List Universe is such a selcouth website!

18. Tyrotoxism

To be poisoned by cheese

19. Widdiful

Someone who deserves to be hanged

20. Zabernism

The abuse of military power or authority. I wonder how long it will take for this one to show up in the comments.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

I'm up, believe it or not.

Bubba said...

Particularly nice weather we're having, wouldn't you say? :)

(Kudos to anyone who gets THAT obscure reference!)

I'm up! Like Thunder

knot eye said...

if at first you don't succeed, get a turkey

Peace, hp

55

Linc said...

Here 'tis:

http://reaper282.blogspot.com/2011/04/once-bitten.html

the walking man said...

Kinky is using the whole chicken

Perverted is cooking and eating it afterwards.

Belinda Munoz said...

Ha ha ha! And possibly illegal in a few states! Very funny G-Man!

Mine is not so funny: http://thehalfwaypoint.net/2011/04/perspective-tweaks-and-mixed-metaphors/

clean and crazy said...

i love how your mind works, i guess that is why i keep coming back...

hey i got one up too!!

Diane said...

Howdy!

Starting a new feature at my blog called The MicroFiction Muse! Please pop in and take a look and hope to see you next week! :O)

http://dianeestrella.com/?p=5099

izzy said...

Wonder of wonders- Here I come just to be sociable- and you challenge me to be in some sort of compliance...I remember my downfalls thanks-not-at-all...
Have a good week!
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2011/04/flash-fiction-55-4111.html

Mona said...

LOL@ Lime

Walking man, it was kinky & perverted back THEN in 1969. You are talking of today's upped standards! :D

angelamarie said...

brilliant.. rock on! ... & watch out for the fools..

Little Lion Man

Unknown said...

I'm late to the party...again! I guess better late then never but you might disagree after reading my groaner located HERE

Tammy said...

Thought I would come play too! Mine is up...

S said...

dang, super fresh!

RNSANE said...

Yucky! The whole chicken! Mine better be BBQ!

I'm at:

http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/04/friday-flash-55-reading-at-65-mph-april.html

Unknown said...

Better late than never..here we go..

http://wp.me/p1hLXl-6N

Happy weekend :)

Dianne said...

better late than never, mine is up HERE

you are kinky in a perverted way,
Fab Di

S said...

my next cat will be named burqua! Thats hilarious.
Yes, Gupta it is.

Thanks for the hugs, Gman!
At least I have one kitty, I need one at all times.
Have a great weekend.

secret agent woman said...

I think that's more the difference between silly and perverted.

Margaret said...

Your 55 this week leaves me speechless (or grossed out... maybe both...! :)

I FORGOT to enter this gem:

My entry

T F Carthick said...

Ha ha. That was cool. My first time here. I never realized 55 fiction could be humorous as well.

My 55 Fiction can be found here
http://luciferhouseinc.blogspot.com/2011/04/his-last-words.html