Monday, January 3, 2011

Outta My Mouth....


1. You can't make any money by laying on the coutch.
2. As long as you are reading the obituaries instead
of staring in them .....It's OK!
3. I hate puke, and ALL talk of puke.
4. Dickweed!!!
5. No Thanks...It gives me 'The Wind'.
6. How did I know that the 10 of Diamonds was The Big Casino?
7. Nice Shirt......Couldn't guess your weight at the Carnival?
8. May I have some Mustard AND Strawberry Jelly with that
Sausage McMuffin please?
9. Nobody ever looked intelligent chewing gum.
10. You've NEVER had a Peanut Butter and Bacon Sandwich?

25 comments:

GAB said...

ewww

GAB said...

ok that was weird I hit wrong button so lets start again

Eww peanut butter and bacon? mustard and strawberry jam with an egg mcmuffin? NO THANK YOU! lol

Debrinconcita said...

Some people alot of people are making money laying on their couchs & beds and other stuff. HOW wrong is that? OnLY in America???

Me said...

Hey! What's the matter with my shirt? :)

Unknown said...

I have actually had a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. The peanut butter, however, overpowered the subtle nuances of the bacon. Maybe I should have used more than 2 strips.

(here's one y'all might like: chocolate covered bacon...it's both sweet AND salty...a perfect combination)

Brian Miller said...

#7 is awesome...lol

Serena said...

I've seen someone eat sausage with mustard and jam. Kind of grossed me out, but what do I know? I chewed gum today.:-)

clean and crazy said...

everyone hates puke. yuk. ok is this a new monday list?

TALON said...

A friend of mine used to love making ham and peanut butter sandwiches...but she never converted me :)

Shadow said...

yeah, i understand...

the walking man said...

No but have you ever had a peanut butter, tomato and garlic sandwich? Yum.

I don't own a COUCH I have to make my money on the printer. Waddya got for sale?

Akelamalu said...

MWM likes Cheese and Jam sandwiches so I can't really say Eewwww to yours can I? ;)

Katherine said...

My grandmother used to make me peanut butter & tomato sandwiches when I was a little girl & I loved em.
But.. #8 )I'm sorry, sounds icky!

lime said...

the only difference between a cow chewing cud and a girl chewing gum is the relative look of intelligence on the cow's face.

izzy said...

Jelly and bacon, thanks!

Bubba said...

I'll stick with my BLT's, thank you very much.

But not just any old BLT. I like mine with pepper bacon, Boston lettuce, an heirloom beefstake tomato and Miracle Whip on good pumpernickle bread, lightly toasted.

Maude Lynn said...

Ewww!

Jannie Funster said...

Oh, G-Man, you culinary snob you! :)

xoxo

secret agent woman said...

Even though I mentioned it recently, I don't like talk of puke or any other gross bodily function.

And Amen to #7.

Monkey Man said...

I will COUCH my comments about misspellings and simply agree with Brian - #7....good - and Polly - bacon chocolate is grrrrreat.

Anonymous said...

ACK....I guess I saw this coming Rich Rodriguez Fired as Michigan's Head Football Coach. I hope next year is better for Michigan :)

Anonymous said...

But don't you think for the better?

Sandra said...

I can safely say I have never said any of the above.
This post was a terribly brilliant idea though.

snowelf said...

God love your quirks, G-daddy! I have never had a pb and bacon sandwich. In fact, the thought kinda scares me! And no one EVER looks smart chewing gum. Ever.
:P

--snow

moondustwriter said...

What pray tell is a coutch ??
G-Man such interesting sayings
"I never met a know it all I didn't like"
Peanut butter was a staple in our house - one of the few. Bacon sure. how 'bout PB and pickles my fav