.So let me get this straight...
Your name is Santa Claus?
You have no car..You have sleigh with reindeer?
You park sleigh on peoples roof.
You sneak your way into peoples homes.
You eat the food that you say is left for you?
Then...You leave them presents?
Santa......? I've been very good boy!
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If you or anyone you know have written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man...
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most gracious Ho Ho Host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
55 comments:
You tell him, G-Man!
Where on earth did this week go? Time flies when you’re having fun or when you’re too busy to keep it in its flight pen.
I unthawed a few words, right here.
Ok so I just got here peering around for people...
What a holiday 55! My human wrote a 55. It is here. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2010/12/16/a-normal-day/
I've been good too Santa.
Mine's up. Have a great weekend G!
Well I hope he let him off!!!
Great lead up to Christmas. Does Santa have security codes so he doesnt set off alarms?
Ok here's mine Snowflakes are in season
thanks G for your cheer (all year round)
Way 2 Go Ti
Moonie smiles
Why is Santa wearing a pope hat?
I've been bad Santa but I'm trying. I promise! •crossing fingers. LOL Great 55 :) Mine is up HERE. I hope you have a great weekend.
He does sound kind of fishy, doesn't he.
My 55 is HERE .
Me too! I've been good! I'll leave milk and cookies. :)
Mine is here
CUTE, lol. That's freaking hysterical! Wonderful 55! Here's mine...:o)
hehe. or hoho...santas got some mean breaking and entering skills..
mine is up...
Please tell Santa I've been a very good girl this year! I will make him some cocoa and leave carrots for his reindeer!
Mine 55 can be found Here
I think we've all been good kids.
I posted my 55.
Poor Santa...wonder if he'll make bail? ;)
As promised, I am in. Mine is HERE.
I wonder kind of present I gonna get. Being Hindu and all!
But Santa has no such discriminations..!!
May you gets lots of presents!
:D
Here is my 55er:
a picture
Gautami...?
You get a new Tandori Oven..:-)
:) loved it!
http://instantwords.blogspot.com/2010/12/hunger-is-fatal.html
that's playful and beautiful 55.
I posted mine at blogger...
Thanks for the challenge.
Poor kid...
Just wait til everyone finds out what he did with that iguana and the jello last summer.
Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)
OK G. here is part two of a Christmas 55 trilogy. Have a great week end Man.
Ha! I already own a Tandoori oven! How about diamond-studded platinum studs?!! LOL!
BTW, I would like you to read dead man and his shoe painting, although it is not a 55er. Please do let me know what you think!!! (no hurry)
What, Santa's not going to do a Lock Up:Raw Christmas special for us? The kids will be so disappointed.
I wrote a thing for Magpie Tales that's about as Christmas-y as I feel like I'm going to get this year.It's 52 words, so it's going to do double duty as my 55. If you've already made the magpie run, you've probably seen it. If not, it's here:
Mother and Child
lol, poor santa....can't even do his job without getting harassed.
my computer finally cooperated enough to let me post here
Of course.. Nice one G-Man..
Here is mine..
'L','O','V','E'
Romantic Evening
--Someone is Special--
Yay! No tickets for Santa! Loved it, Galen! Hope you have a fabulous weekend!
My 55 is here
His story does sound pretty hinky, don't you think?
Ahh i have been a good girl
ha - nice one g-man
you know what - i would love to join him on his sleigh..
my 55
mine is up, look at the previous post for humor though.
You know, my 3yo has asked similar questions! How do you retain those child-like qualities, G-man?
Mine is here: http://thehalfwaypoint.net/2010/12/just-a-thought/
Thanks for hosting another fun round!
Can it be? no one yahtzeed? Umm!
Well then I don't feel too bad having an obsession with old things-- the post I planned on had a plan of its own,,, so this is its sit in....
joanny
http://thedowsersdaughter.blogspot.com
would you a 'good boy' Galen or were you naughty this past year?
fun 55er...
joanny
Yes, it is very important to make all the enquiries first. Santa sounds like a thief by your description :D
Galen My 55ve is Here
Sometimes naughty can be good!
;)
LOL...this is precious. So so good. Of course, I'm a kid at heart, so anything Santa pleases me.
Mine is posted
As always, scroll down below my show n tell for Friday. Oh, and in case it's not been said yet...have a KICK ASS WEEKEND!!
"Oh Santa Claus, Oh Santa Claus, He breaks lots of laws... he trespasses... he breaks and enters... he travels all around the world without a valid passport."
Mine's up! Winter
Thanks! he is a speed demon too! not many stoplights in the sky- Merry-
Hey, G-man. Glad you like presents. I brought one from Playing for Change to share this week.
Happy Holidays everyone.
Find your present here.
Sorry- forgot the link!
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2010/12/flash-fiction-55-121710.html
Well I've been naughty and nice so let's hope Santa is forgiving!!! Have a great weekend and a very Merry Christmas! Mine is up, hugs....
I've been a good girl, I hope Santa visits me. ;)
Mine's up.
Great stuff as always.
Have a good weekend, Boonie
Here's my 55 -
http://hisfirefly.blogspot.com/2010/12/caroling-praise-in-55.html
You can't believe a man who wants to know if children have been good... To hear or read my illustrated 55 click here
Aww... how cute is that!!!
Mark my work, G.. he'll come by your place too... I saw him in the sky last night.. he seemed real busy, you know :)
So.. here's my 55... maaaaaan, I think I've really lost it!! whheeww..
Oh, this made me laugh out loud. Very good punch line G-man! Thanks for hosting, and Merry Christmas!
Here's mine:
http://iseeyoulookingatme.wordpress.com/2010/12/17/pleased/
haha! Love it. Great pic to go with your 55 G! Mine are here
Nice one! :-) I´ll write mine now...
AND you renovated over here. It´s nice!
Grin. Very good indeed! Mine is here.
Hi, Galen: A likely story! Very cute.
Mine is up. Later, gater. D
And I bet you've been a very good boy this year as well. :)
Happy holidays to you and the ones you love.
Galen is always a good boy!!
I'll be playing again sometime after Christmas. Still love you, even tho I'm not in this week.
xo
Mona said...
That is the whole point G. The Satire is on the Disclaimer, The way ppl say just anything about anybody, after a disclaimer, and get away with it. I got the idea of writing that 55ve after having watched a TV programme that maligns ppl after putting disclaimers before the show!
The 55ve is a SATIRE
December 18, 2010 3:09 PM
Och, I'd just have saved myself the time of convincing him, and confiscated his sack - but maybe that's just me..
Hope you find Santa brings all your hearts desire, this Christmas!
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