Confucious was very wise for his time.But I think a few updates are in order...
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"Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot".
"Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone".
"Man who scratch ass, should NOT bite fingernails".
"Baseball is wrong: Man with 4 balls cannot walk".
"Crowded elevator, smell different to midget".
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55, please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment, then BOOK!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast, please have a Great Week-End!!
Peace...!!!
27 comments:
They are all great but ... you got to love that last one. Great 55 oh wise one.
So is Yahtzee appropriate on a 55 post? Wow I have not done one of those in ages.
I'm in a terrible mood but I gotta say, that made me laugh. Thank you, oh, wise one.:-)
Wasn't there also one about keeping your hand in your pocket...?
Good ones!
After a brief hiatus, my Indian wonderchica is back in action this week. Or back to being acted upon anyway. But the flashback has a few more weeks to run before we get back to present-day 1947.
55 Flash Fiction Friday #27: Chapter 19 - Dard
hehehe thank you wise g-man. I'm back and so is my depressing series. I linked to all the related posts so that all can spin up to speed. It'll go live at midnight pacific time.
Happy Friday, G-man! :-) I´m playing 55 this week too!
Have a great weekend!
hehhee I don't know which one I like best. They're all funny. Thanks for the giggle, g-man. *mwah!* I've missed you! I'm glad I'm back.
-smarmoofus
luuuuv the updates.
mine's up too
OK...I wrote a 55ve too...wise guy...
lol, too funny, Galen. Mine is up. :D
Man who put hands in pockets feel cocky...
well i am late but i am up, and oddly enough...with something chinese.
good ones
I think you are gettin funnier as the new year progresses...:D
Great 55...I'm up!
LOL Oh my G-man those were funny!
too funny...
my 55 is up and ready for your approval..lol
OH you are SO bad!! I'm laughing!
Mine is up at last! D
Words to live by, every one of them!
My 55 is up too!
That was great, too funny G-man. I have one up, late but it's there.
I wish Lou Ryan knew this one: When mixing drywall mud, best to use garden hose!
Errr, yeah.
BTW, am about to send you postcard. Just have to write something on it.
I didn't say that!!!
lol those are cute.
confuscious is very wise lol like those..great 55, g :)
Thanks for the laugh. They were great!
I have a 55 this week.
Thanks everyone for visiting and commenting.
Some of you actually played..:P
woman with red hair, have red hair, by cracky! :O lol
Great wizzdome!
Tank you berry much,
Great Reader, KIM Jong IL
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