Thursday, January 24, 2008

Guest 55...........



Hi Everybody.. The G-Man is not feeling very inspired today.

So I hope you don't mind if I have a special guest, do a 55 in my absence.....

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"My Mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe, with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, and he would drink.

He would make outrageous claims, like he invented the 'question mark'.

Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy!!

The sort of general malaise, that only the genius possess...

And the insane lament!!!"

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Thank You Dr Evil......

Say, I also have heard that your father was a relentlessly self-improving Boulangerie owner from Belgium, with low-grade narcolepsy, and a penchant for buggery!!

All righty then...Thanks again... Peace!

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PS..If you have written a 55, you may go tell Susie..

She has a link on my blog-roll, or you may tell me..

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...'and a penchant for buggery'...hehehehehe

34 comments:

Little Wing said...

First!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!

javajazz said...

he kind of looks like you.
kind of.
ps, are you stalking me
or something?
for someone who never
visits my blog
you sure are there a lot...

xoiloveevilxo

Little Wing said...

Was this guest talking about HIS mother and Father or Yours, Mr. G???
Actually I think it would be very cool to have webbed feet!
Swim like a duck!

My 55 will be up later!

Serena said...

So that's what happens when one comes down with narcolepsy and succumbs to buggery. I always wondered about that.:-)

Little Wing said...

My Flash 55 is up Mr. G.

Mona said...

Chloe, Oh why Chloe.. that is my favorite name...

is that the one from Austin Powers?

Those are strange kind of funnies...

Is that the product of cross breeding of a webbed prostitute and a low grade narcolepse cum bugger?
Then it sure must be unique uncommon mule...

barman said...

I got to see Mini Me once. Boy Vern really is pretty short.

Amusing 55.

SignGurl said...

I love your 55, G!! Even without the picture, I would have gotten it.

I think you are inspiring!

Snow White said...

Happy Friday, G-Baby! Love the 55! I told Susie, but I'll tell you, too... I'm up!

xoxoxo

lime said...

could ya send dr evil to my place too? i am bereft of inspiration and just damn tired.

Akelamalu said...

That was sooooo funny! I love it.

Mine's up too.

Cha Cha said...

I have a penchant for buggery AND I have writ a 55.

Yay!

Cooper said...

I think I'm one of the few people on earth who has never watched any of the austin powers movies...creative 55, tho

GAB said...

LOL very interesting................

Charles said...

Not inspired? You weren't up all night trying to contribute to Johnny were you? When the chips are down, the heat is on. hehe.
Good one, G. Mine's up, too.

G-Man said...

Hi Jadey...
Dan Ackroyd has webbed feet..For real..xox

Lisa..
What do you mean?
I visit all the time!
xoxhoserxoxox

Yes Sherry..
I'm here to clear up all mysteries..
hehehe..xoxoxox

Yes Mona..
The First Austin Powers!
What gave it away?
xox

Yes Bryan..
I think thats why he got the part..
He beat out Danny DeVito and Tom Cruise.

Jenn...
Not bad for a real blonde!
I loved your 55..xoxox

Di...
I was there too..
And it was great!!
xoxox

Lime...
Crazy Dutch Bastard!!
I love that line
xoxox

Hi Ake...
I'll be there baby..xox

Strumpet...?
Really?...Buggery?
Who'd have thunk it?
I'll be over of course!
xoxox

Thanks Cooper..
Much obliged...G

Missy...
Thanks sweetie..
Mind like a steel trap!
xoxox

Gabby...
Thanks sweetie..
xox

Charles...
I'll be right over....G

javajazz said...

ha ha ha, got you to confess
in public!
STALKER!
even Gabby came over
to see how many times a day
you're visiting me.
ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

javajazz said...

hee hee heeee
moo haa haaaaa...!!!

xoborderlineborderstalkerxo

Mona said...

Galen I played too. Sorry I am late!

Mona said...

Galen Galen!! Susie has GUPTA JI for a PET!

She is MUST SEE!!!! :D :D

ann said...

oooooooooooh he's ruuuuuuude!!!!!

ann said...

p.s. hope you and yours are all good and having a great weekend

I've been MIA for a while ;>)

lotsa luv ann xxxxx

S said...

LOL OMG it's a friendly takeover!
Hey, I knew you were up, but I had a huge sewing job to do and not time for bloggin is all...in fact, I am still working on it.....


Mwahhahahahahahahaaaa!

Cha Cha said...

Buggery is fun.

I am making a t-shirt that says such.

Thanks for the inspiration.

Cha Cha said...

OH!

And Little Wing, I keep trying to go to your blog to check out your 55, but I can't seem to do so from your profile.

I am QUITE SURE it is my computer illiteracy at work in full force, but I wanted you to know I tried to come by.

Sorry!

KJ said...

Hope you're having a great weekend

Mona said...

Strumpet, you can follow the Little wing Link from my blog It will take you there.

G-Man said...

Lisa...
Blah Blah Blah...
Hoser!!!
xo

Mona...
OK, I'll check it out...xoxo
BTW...Susie has a mighty fine Gupta Ji I might add....

Ann....
Mazel Tov!!!!
Thanks for dropping by...
xoxox

Susie...
Like me, Better late than never..
Get back to work!
xoxox

Mona....
Thanks for helping out poor Strumpet...xoxmrxoxo

KJ!!!!!!!!
Yay!!!!
Kristin's back!!!
Hi baby...xox

morgetron said...

I love Dr. Evil with a burning passion.

-J

Cha Cha said...

Yes, Thank You Hot Mona! I shall be checking that out.

And thank you Little Wing!

And thank you, Galen. Especially for your e-mail. I'd love to talk to you more about that. No worries.

And thank you, Tronnie. Your burning passion brings a smile to my face.

G-Man said...

Morgetron...
I aim to please...G
xox

Strumpet...
No problem ...G
xox

Manny said...

Hi

Cha Cha said...

You have something in your box.

From my box.

=P

snowelf said...

Oh behave!! ;)

muah!
--snow