Ask Mr. Knowitall........

Ask Mr. Knowitall anything about Pussy....

A Mr. Leon Tolstoy from Moscow Idaho asks;
"Do all cats bury it's Ka-Ka"?

Mr. Knowitall said..
"Leon, nearly all domestic cats bury their feces, but in the wild, only the timid ones do! Aggressive cats in the wild actually leave their droppings on tiny advertising hills that they create. This leads researchers to believe that domestic cats see themselves as submissive members of their human families."

A Mr. Chuck Darwin from Galapagos Peru asks;
"Does your pussy lick itself after it rubs against you?"

Mr. Knowitall said..
"Chuck, thats it way of tasting YOU! Thats how it familiarizes itself with the people in it's life".

A Mr. Edgar Poe of Baltimore Md. asks;
"Why do cats play cat and mouse"?

Mr. Knowitall said..
"Edgar, it's because they are not hungry! Wild cats, who eat nothing but the food they catch, NEVER play cat and mouse".

A Mr. William Clinton of Little Rock Arkansas asks;
"Does a pussy purr because it is happy"?

Mr. Knowitall said..
"What do you think"!!!!
(actually no, even dying cats purr. A cat's purr, is a sign of being receptive to social interaction.)

A Mr. Vic Hugo of Notre Dame France asks;
"What shape are the eyes of a cat"?

Mr. Knowitall said...
"Vic, Unlike human eyes, a cats eyes have pupils that are shaped like vertical slits. These vertical slits work together with the horizontal slits of the cat's eyelid to give it greater control over how much light it allows into it's eyes."

YAAAWWWWNNNN, Mr. Knowitall grows weary, see you next week!... Peace