Happy Hump Day Everybody!!! I can almost guarantee that at one time or another, I have been the very first Commenter on one of your posts..I guess in blogging circles, if that feat is accomplished with any regularity at all, you are referred to as a Blog Whore.
Now I have been called that on more than one occasion. Whether that moniker is deserved or not remains to be seen. Some people think that I get some sort of perverse delight in being the first to "Mark My Territory", Hahahahahahahahaha....Me?
Be that as it may, I have had my moments. But there are some other famous firsts that may be of greater interest to you.......
Buzz Aldrin was the first man to take a dump on the Moon
Before he became the First French King to lose his head,
Louis XVI was the First French King to brush his teeth!
George Bush was the first U.S. President to puke on live TV!
Joseph Stalin, was the first dictator to have a theme park named after him,
Stalin-World was built in 1950 in Lithuania
Fatty Arbuckle was the first alleged rapist to have a chain of fast food restaurants named after him
Henry Laurens, a statesman from South Carolina, was the first person to be formally cremated in 1792
James Madison was the first President to wear long pants instead of knee britches.
The first Frisbees were invented by children on the Oregon trail. They flung discs of Buffalo dung in a Frisbee-like manner during play
The first World Testicle Cooking Championship, was held in Serbia in 2004
The first big screen Tarzan was not Johnny Weismuller, it was on old silent actor named Elmo Lincoln..
The first actor to play 007 James Bond, was an actor named Barry Nelson.
He played him in an early 1950's TV drama production of "Casino Royale"
Thats What I know about being first!!.......Peace.......... Galen.....
33 comments:
OMG...I'm one...now I gotta go back and read
To be the first person to make dookie on the moon. Now THERE'S and accomplishment.
Frisbee's? OMG...That's just gross...lol.
Happy Hump Day G-man...
Just a markin my territory...lol
I love 007, delicious viewing everyone of them.
Addendum: Mona was the first person to take Hinglish to the coasts of America...
Hahahahaha..
your just quick thats all..
It takes being quick..
( an a slight blog whore)
to be first as often as you are..
Much love to you..
Queen Mary I (Bloody Mary)
1553
1st reigning queen of England
Queen Victoria
1837
1st English monarch to live in Buckingham Palace.
Elizabeth II 1953
1st monarch to have a televised coronation.
Margaret Thatcher. 4th May, 1979-28th November, 1980
First female Prime Minister of the UK;
Cathy. 1987, Brighton-Metropole Casino
First female to make it onto a dice crew in a British Casino
(that’s craps to you)
LOL. I didn't change the world but it felt pretty good at the time.
eewwwwwww - a dump on the moon? A dubious honor, to be sure. gross.
And as for the first spew on the tube... just a first in a long line of rather un-stellar accomplishments... yes?
Jillie, you can mark anything of mine, anyway you choose...xoxox
Cazzie....I believe that you are my first Aussi Chick to visit and link me...Thanks G xo
Mona, the first Hinglish Professor is quite an honor to have..
Galen xoxox
Roxi....You better be careful, I could get real used to you your visits. You know how I feel about you. xoxox
Cathy, That was one crappy job thay paid well....I bet!
Why Terry Duff..
My favorite Ornithologist!
So very nice to see you.
xoxox
Did I ever been the first in something, somewhere... ??? Ah... Probably the first at work and in my neighborhood to have a home computer... 1990... For sure many people were already having one... but no one around me...
I was in Serbia, in 2004, judging the testicle cooking Championship!!!!!!!!!!!
Searabbit, you've had a PC since 1990? No wonder you are so damned good with one...xoxox
Queenie, It's not nice to mess with the G-Mans head like that...
Were you really?
good morning g-man. You never cease to amaze me with your facts and information.
I didn't know that about James Bond, cool.:)
tc
lol, i am so rarely first on anyone's blog.
i am such a pedant though.....that guy from SC must be the first american cremated? becuas ethe hindus have been cremating people forever....
but you know, g-man....you were the first to hear my big news for today...and that's because you'rwe so special.
happy hump day - it will be a good day.
You were the first mann to give me a compliment today (over at Roxy's place). Thanks, baby.
Would I lie??????????????
Hey Galen :)
This was a really fun post! :) Totally made me laugh!!
And I LOVE frisbee, but that buffalo dung thing is really gross!! I'll take a nice plastic whamm-o, thank you.
Yikes, that sounded really dirty!
--snow
I don't think I have ever been first for anything. Hmmm.. Nope!
Happy hump day!
I'd rather be anywheres but first unless they are giving away money then I wanna be first
20th WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
:)
Which George Bush puked on live tv?
George the Elder...
i felt so sad for him!
god forbid they should
ever miss anything
on national television.
(k, we're not supposed to
be talking barfaroni here
on the blog of sensitive
G-man, please...)
Hey.........I'm number 23.......does that count??
TC, yeah thats a great trivia question, I believe it was on the US Steel hour, and they changed him to an American Agent..Jimmy Bond!!
Yes Limey, and it was all I could do to keep my big mouth shut!!
Congratulations..xoxox
Jodi Baby, it was a very good day indeed!! xoxox
Erin O'Brien,
You'll get many more too, if you are a friend of Lady R's!!!
Thanks for visiting!!
So Queenie....How did they taste?
And how were they prepared?
Snowelf, E-Mail me something, so you can be on my addy list, and I'll send you a real frisbee from my dealership!!
Leigh, you are the 1st Chick from British Columbia to comment on my post today...That counts for something eh?
Gabby, as long as you are here thats all that matters..xoxox
Milkmaid, I just got back from our local Bike Night...It was awesome!!
Barb?
Green Bay Barb?
From colorado?
xoxoxox
JJ, you are so right!
I hate pukers, and all talk of puke!!
Thanks sweetie!!! xoxox
KJ, you better damn bet it counts for something.
I'll check your new blog out...xoxox
heads up!! ;0
Good morning Galen. How are you today?
I am perfectly fine!
Big Smiles :)
how was Scooters?
(love that name!)
hope you had fun!
xo
Jodi...some yahoo beat me there...But thanks for the thought...
Mona, I got a big smile for you too...
JJ, I had a great time.
I LOVE trashy biker chicks!!! Thanks xoxox
biker chicks
are trashy??
i thought they were sexy!
g'nite party animal.
xo
OK but wheres your HNT...and quit calling me a ho, you choady!
Now do you really want to know? I hate to see a mans eyes water!!!!
and always I am last
I love to have the last word.. LOL
Not all are trashy. I promise.
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