Sitting in his Philosophy class, the frenzied student was actually cramming for his Poetry final!
Seeing this, the Professor screamed aloud; "Mr Haynes, poetry and philosophy do NOT mix..
So what about Descartes"?
"Professor I say this with dread.
....It's perfectly clear,
that I'm NOT REALLY HERE.
Cause I haven't a thought in my head"!!
If you did a Friday Flash 55......Go tell Susie!!!.... Peace
45 comments:
Susie I did a 55 flash fiction.
I drink therefore I spam!
Ouzo...or Metaxa?
And stop calling me Susie!
Gee man I,m not really here as it is too early for thinking. I'll drop by later when my being is confirmed by coherent thought.
Wowee Gman that is awesome! Ok its TH night 9:35 pm I still have time..Im not late, you are early!
Well done Gman, my favorite so far!
I love it!
G'Nite Cathy..xoxox
Susie..You are soo sweet!!
Thanks for your great review.
You gonna have one?
Serena Joy, I love your visits!!
poetry & philosophy do not Mix?
Then what is strawberry milk shake?
Hey Galen Dear
Look hear, look here!
Poetry is a mix
of philosophy in remix
Don't believe me? ask a Shakespear!
Ok OK Im up already and its not even Friday yet! Hows that?
Mona...
It was a set up to the finale!!
And...WTF..Strawberry Milk Shake?
I love you anyway ..xoxoxox
Sue-Zay-Que...I love you!!
I´m here now but real soon I will not be!
g-man..we shall now call you MrTalented-all as well.
Great 55 buddy.:)
tc
Evalinn, Ya mean...
Cogito Ergo Outta Here?
TC, Hahahaha
You crack me up!
Have a great week-end brother....Galen
I can just picture you saying this, G. You are such a rascal.
You are really good at this 55 thing. I played again this week but I'm not sure it's coherent.
Good one G! Hope you have a good Friday!
xoxo
BTW I love it when people call my ass "very little"
Hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come over and see my new pic that I added.
i think i'm here, am i therefore?
Can I call you Susie?
Susie, I did a 55 flash fiction.
It kind of turns me on, calling you Susie, Galen.
It's gotta be better than Gayland!
Kidding.
So, kidding.
I won't do it again.
But, Gayland stays.
xoxo
The voice of Mr. Knowitall just oozes from your piece, Galen.
Bravo.
It's my favorite one so far too! I loved it! Excellent work Galen, an A+ from me. :)
--snow
Signgurl...I read it already, It's spooky and great!!...Just like you!
xoxox
Thanks Breazy, I will..xo
I saw the pic Susie..You should have warned me..
I'd have burned one first!..WOW!!..Groovy..xo
Lime, You sure AM!!
STRUMPET!!!
Don't be startin another nick-name for the G-Man
But if you calling me Susie wets the snapper, then you may proceed!!
Galenadoresthestrumpet!!
Snowelf...an A+??
I'm smiling from ear to ear right now..Thanks.xox
Friday night. Woot!
Cook out tomorrow and Sunday. Rest on Monday. Not real rest though. I have to put together a test for work.
Gaaaaaleeennnnn I posted another pic...You might need to erm, take out the trash, yeah, or uh, get a breath of fresh air before you go see it!
cool 55 mr G!
and thats the first thing
i typed on my new computer.
i feel like a dinosaur getting used to it...
my "Signboy" is in town
and i just got severely updated,
almost techno overload for this old mama...
yikes!!
xo
Manny...
NO excuses now!
You seriously need to come visit your LOYAL FRIENDS more often!!
OK?....xoxox
LISA!!
Damn woman...You disappear more than David Copperfield!
( not the Dicken's guy )
So I busted your PC's cherry?
YAY!!!
Love you sweetie!!!
xoxox
Susie...Thats Spooky!!
Spookier than Jenn's 55!!
A lot of things wet my snapper, Galen.
But, I think I'll stick to calling you Gayland from time to time.
I like that one.
It's groovy.
Not as groovy as Susie's awesome pictures...but groovy nonetheless.
I wish I had some green...I'd burn one with you.
Then we could pass it around and all jump on the trampoline together!
Oh how much fun!
g-man,
Missed you, so drop by to say hello!
:)
Strumpet, Gman, I brought the green....meetcha out back by the trash cans.
Galen! I have noticed that my computer screen has become very petulant. It takes so much time to open your 55s.. always!
Thank you for such a loving mail!
LOL. Lime is so witty!
Susie!
You rule!!
I'm SO there.
Pink Hippo...OK, I'll be right over!
Susie?...Green?
Fire it up!!
Mona..I send what I feel.xoxox
You deserve it !
Lime is awesome!
Strumpet..I would soooo love to burn one with you xoxox
Especially if it's Susies Stash!!
Let's go!
man, i'm so out of it...
i dont even like typing
on this stupid thing....
i'm a techno fool...
actually you busted
my mac's cherry,
(my apple's cherry?)
and yes,
it was good for me,
baby...
xo
Emanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
Who was very rarely stable,
Idegger, Idegger was a boozy beggar,
He could drink you under the table,
David Hulme could out consume
Willard Freadrich Hagel,
And Witkensein was a beery swine,
Who was just as shloshed as Schlagel.
There’s nothing Nietcher couldn’t teach
About the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart mill of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato they say could stick it away,
Half a pint of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hoffner was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart,
“I drink therefore I am”.
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed…..
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he’s pissed!
Strumpet..I got some great SHIT!!
JJ, It was one of the proudest moments of my life...xoxoxox
Josh Williams,
I bet you've just been waiting to comment somewhere with that philosophical ditty...
I like it a lot ...Thanks......Galen
xoxo
Passes it to Strumpet...
Soon now, you two are gonna be up here in the air with me....yes, yes, I am still up here!
*puff*
*PUFF*
*pass*
I'll pass it over to the other Susie now....
As for the real Susie....
...you rock, mon!
U missed the competition, but u made it onto my blogs-to-check-out-list. How about that?
Lisa..xoxoxoxoxox
Sue-Zay-Que!!!
When you get high...You STAY high!!
xox
Strumpet..Gimme a shot-gun!!
Hahahahaha...theres an old doper term!!..You tickle me... xoxoxox
Evalinn!!!
What an honor...
I'm smiling from ear to ear!!
I LOVE Swedish Chicks..
I LOVE Swedish Meatballs...
Welcome to the Jungle....Galen
LOL
Wheee!!!! Barman is on the trampoline now!
man, look at all the shit i missed!
G, thanks for the update....!
(i liked PUFF, Strumpie....
more than puff...!)
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