You know you've been blogging way to much, when you talk to the people in the "real" world, like they just posted new.....
Good morning Tim Horton's, would you like to try our new breakfast sandwich?
"No, just a large regular coffee with double cream please...But thank you for asking, that was most considerate of you"........( gimme the coffee and shut the fuck up)
Or walking through the service department in the morning...
Good morning Galen, hows it going?
" Hey it's a glorious day....Thank you for asking!"( UGH)
Hey Galen, feelin allright?
" You know, as long as I'm reading the obituarys, instead of starring in them, it's OK"..( UGH)
Or walking thru the office in the morning....
Morning Galen.
"Good morning Kathy, God I love a fine, friendly, and exceedingly hot woman". (bitch)
Mornin Galen Honey
" Oh hi Tina, has Playboy called for that pictorial yet"?(Hustler....maybe )
Or sitting in my office, when a customer comes in ........
Hey Galen, I just wanted to thank you for the free oil change, you didn't have to pay for it.
"Billy my boy, it's the least I can do for all the trust and confidence, that you've placed in me over the years. I can't tell you how much I appreciate you asking for me again and again".
( cheap fucker)
Galen, thanks for getting me that owners manual.
"Ed, it's one of the many many services of Vic Canever Chevrolet".( no problem)
I'm tired, Thank You all, for visiting the G-Man...........Peace ( of ass....hahahahahaha )
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lmao...In class, they had each one of us stand up and tell a little about ourselves. I said:
I chase ants til their little feet get to tired to run. Then I step on them.
Most people laughed, except the single good looking guy from across the room...He just stared at me. In fact, he stared at me a lot.
The second day of class, he over heard me saying..."I should be at home protecting my high score."
I proceeded to take the last cheese danish right out from under him.
I was here first! biotch
Mmmm freshly ground starbucks coffee. Mine is a good life.
Third
Fourth
LOL, sorry g, I woke up happy this morning...Fifth
Sixth.
No wonder I'm single.
I thought old people woke up early.
Bwahahahah, Manny, I thought old people got up early too!!!!
Good morning, Galen (get your lazy ass out of bed). Thanks for visiting
my website (40 freaking times). I'm looking forward to reading your sweet and kind (smartass) commments today.
Who's stalkin who around here?
Manny, of course this means WAR!!!
Bring it!
I never said you were stalking!
:-P
(o)(o)
You are getting so slow!!!!!!! You need to eat your bran in the morning.
Not you man/ant killer!
Jenn, the hit click counter.
Maybe I just want to check on what mean things certain co-conspirators, were planning!
I got your Bran, right here...
Things are moving ok then?
lol.....well ummm what can I say after all that? Good morning G-man how was your week?(piss off Its the weekend and Im tired?)
I love you Gab, you are allowed to rag on me!
WTF it's Saturday morning, aren't people supposed to be sleeping in or something? cartoons? horizontal rhumba?
I know what you mean about speaking bloggernese out in the real world.
The other day I stopped and got gas and after I paid the middle eastern man behind the counter, i said "thanks".."hugs"
tc
TC, that was priceless!
Sit to pissers? You know you're a sitter!
I don't like the nutty ones!
TC, I need your help. These two Amazons are roughing me up, I think they found out that this gun is shooting blanks!
Aww look, g is making confessions. I guess that's just something that comes with age.
I'm sorry g, I am being so mean to you.
forgive him/her G ...he / she is actually apologizing!!!
* sniff * yes.
alright people, the cat is back in the house.
Thelma and Louise will you please leave this kindly elderly man alone?
He's wandered off with a water gun one of the visiting kids left and he thinks he's one of the Untouchables.
It's alright g-man, remember it's Saturday, this afternoon it's Bingo followed by an episode of the Lawrence Welk show.
thank you signgurl.:)
Mona? A nice Lady? My dear you are Soooooo welcome here. Thank you sweetie.
You certainly deserve a G-Man welcome on your post......
A one and a two, you know what? I have a Lawrence Welk Post in my brain.. I think I'll treat the world with it soon...
TC,......Huge help!
always glad to put forth a helpful paw when needed.
this post completely confused me but that's ok, it's been a long week with not much sleep the last two nights.
i'm back.....and i think i amy have once said 'LOL' out loud, during conversation.....scary.
Please don't break out the Lawrence Welk. I'm begging you here.
Manny, I like nuts. That's why I'm here at Gman's.
LIME!!! I confuse myself...
TC, GGrrrrrrrr
Jenn, Champagne Music it shall be!
I take it back, nuts don't agree with me.
I agree with you a lot!
my dog was barking and running over to the monitor, I thought you'd fallen and couldn't get up.
LMAO!
confusion r us....
I got the CLAP.....per.
Old people call it the clap!
er..
ZINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
good one signgurl.
That be ME!
Hit me up on the Gmail!
Call for Phillip Morris! call for Phillip Morassse
I'm not Phillip, but I got more ass! hahahaha!
I didn't get a puppy babe, but when I do, it'll be a male and I'll definitely name him after you.
it appears the g-man is oiling his gun.
a rapidly dwindling ass I must say signgurl.
poor puppy!
AVATARS EVERYWHERE!!
Look at all these felines.
Looks like the Humane Society.
So, I hear you gotta thing for my butt....
Yes I Do!!
You do of course have permission to punch me silly. But I just can't help myself, you are just so perky! Thank you for the visit, your a good sport Cutebuttgirl!
Beach, Cutebeachgirl!
You Rock.
If you'd like to read my real site, go to my bigcutebeachgirl site and leave me an addy, I'll email you with new addy or you can get from signgurl, if you know her email....
I'm having a bit of trouble with some stalkers in my town. Fun huh?
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