THE FOLLOWING POST IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY, AND IN NO WAY REFLECTS THE VIEWS, POLICIES, OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION OF MANAGEMENT.....
Have you ever noticed that our society is selectively homophobic? In Europe it's quite common for men to kiss other men, either when greeting or leaving. But somewhere along the line our heritage of Puritinism seems to have prevailed. As kids we were taught to shake hands firmly, then to look that person in the eye. Rarely a hug, no kisses much past the age of 12. I'm not saying thats universal, but thats the way it is for the most part, don't you agree?
Women on the other hand, are free to walk in public arm in arm, dance together in a bar, or at a wedding reception, or even kiss. Have you ever noticed HNT comments on female posts by other women? Holy shit, it's like the Island of Lesbos! Hey, I'm not complaining, I find it very entertaining and rather arousing at times. Now I know that it is mostly friendly funny banter, and I'm sure that many girls have done more than twirled a few tongues together, but the point being is that it is read, then forgotten, and no big deal or value judgements are made.
Men on the other hand, are much more insecure in their sexual banter with one another. Bi women are hot, bi men are gay! Like Andrew Dice Clay always says.." either you suck dick, or you don't suck dick!"...Not that theres anything wrong with that!
How many people would bother visiting or reading certain blogs, if the conversations went something like this....................
Steven Novaks Blog....
Hey Steve, just read your new book. It was fabulous! The pictures of the cute little goats were sooo sweet. And I just find your sense of humor so hot and very sensual. It took me 4 days to read the whole book, I probably could have finished it sooner, but it's HARD to turn the pages with one hand*wink*...Toodles.....G-Man
Barmans blog.....
Oh Bryan, you look so *HAWT* in that turtleneck, I just want to get all snuggly with you. I can't wait to play' ride em cowboy' again..TTFN......G-Man
Top Cats blog.....
Oh TC, you make me PUrrrrrrrrrrrr. That dress that you wore on Halloween? So cute and sexy! After I saw it I wanted to become an astronaut right then and there......you know, so I could visit.....Uranus.
Yeah, if the G-Man made comments like that, I got a feeling that most of my responses would be from the Bay area...Not that theres anything wrong with that!..Sorry guys......G-Man
103 comments:
what a great post and so far I am 1st.....better type fast. You are so right about the difference between men and women, I totally love telling other women how hot they are and I am totally into Men and especially my husband. I joke with him all the time that I am going to bring a girl home for us to play with but I would never do that cuz I am one big chicken...yes I have kissed other girls, but nothing ever big...just pecks on the cheek and mouth...however I knew a couple of my friends do some major lip smakin when they have a few drinks in them and some who do not need any drinkage at all, they just have fun with it and they are all straight...and involved or married. Yes it would be strange if you really commented like that...and I give you huge kudos for posting here...
whew, still 1st....xoxoxoxo
Congrats to Jodels!
Galen, I think you should switch teams now and then let us know what it's like. Report back here. Got that?
*smooch*
The closest I've been to team switching was when I was in an all-female strip club with some friends and was felt up by one of the strippers.
g-man..LMAO but you also make some very good points.
Let's face it, our sexuality and how we choose to express it really is a small part of our lives.
Why then should we judge the whole part of a person for what they do sexually?
Great post luv!
tc
I miss jillie.):
jillie is at the chiroprator with her momma and going out for breakfast and running errands..I called her cuz yeah I am close like that...;) jealous?
Thanks Jodi, and I do hope that you appreciate the heads up on # 1.
Next HNT, I think a pic of you and Jillie Bean??????
I missed you this week a little, I've been busy...x
wait a sec....I am here????? what am I chopped liver?
thanks G - glad SOMEONE misses me.
Here I am TC! Yes it's funny how our culture is SO into labeling people. What works for you...go for it! Who am I to judge? Some of my best girlfriends are the gay guys. I LOVE to joke around with them and we make fun of "uptight" people because we can. Yes, I've kissed a few girls and it was fun. Nothing wrong with getting a good kiss now and then whether it be of the same sex or not. Hey if someone is hawt they are HAWT! I check out women as well as men...I AM HUMAN OK?
OBTW...GREAT POST g-man...who loves ya baby?!?!? WE DO and you too TC
;o)
BG, Thats kind of an arousing comment Thank You so much....G
TC, Thats kind of an arousing comment Thank you so much....G
Jodi...Jillie...Need I say more?
I ain't too proud to beg.......G
I got a boner during Brokeback mountain..lol
HA HA HA - your would-be comment on TC's blog was funny. Your mind is quick with a joke (or to light up a smoke) but there's someplace that you'd rather beeeeeeee
Hell, where did THAT come from? Sheesh. Happy Friday from the funny farm.
I bet we could arrange an HNT post with the 2 of us....what do you think Jillie - I already have a couple pics in mind. ;)
actually, i have raised eyebrows with my dear friend from kenya. she is much more comfortable, as am i, with closer contact and touching than most americans. we are definitely not doing anything titilating or shocking. it's just that we are comfortable with a non-northamerican way that is more intimate among even platonic friends.
well , I think it is a good point you bring out G-man! I think women are more comfortable with their sexuality than men are meaning that women check other women out all the time and don't care to give compliments when they see what they like , men don't look at each other and say " damn he is hot, just look at those biceps" therefore men get labeled easier but you can also look at it from this angle ...
A man can go out and boff as many women as he wants and he is a stud but a woman can boff more than one man and she is a gutter slut whore to the eyes of the world . What's the difference really? Women like to get their groove on too!
Before the question is asked , no I have never kissed another woman and I don't have the urge to do so however, if other women want to go kissing each other who am I to judge? Who am I to judge if a man wants to kiss a man ?
The one thing I do agree with is this , Andrew Dice Clay said it very nicely " how can one man look at another mans hairy ass and want to "F" it . I will say in my own words to add to that " how can one woman look at another womans wet slit and want to lick it".
Just my opinion !
TC, TMI
Jodi, Jillie,...BOOIIIIIINGGGG!!!
Lime, Ebony and Ivory............
Terry, there is a place that I'd rather be today...PT. Reyes, on a tartan blanket, with a smart, talented, hot, California girl...
Breazy, to each her own, but to answer the question of slit licking? It's an acquired taste!
I've acquired it a lot, and it sort of reminds me of Maxwell House Coffee..........
LMAO! I evidentally didn't aquire the taste however , I love the performance!
g-man..just to clear uh matters up uh here, I haven't seen the movie.
btw, we DID have tacos for dinner last night.lol, honest! really!
tc
Okay y'all sit back and let me tell you a little incestial Tennessee story.
Once upon a time there was a woman named ummm....Isabel. Isabel was a woman that loved the opposite sex, she also loved the same sex but that is another story concerning the local pool hall. Isabel firmly believed in the saying "closer kin , deeper in". She had a first cousin named Leroy. Now Leroy was a weird cookie, he was born with two thumbs on his right hand and he had a bad habit of making this noise with his throat that sounded like he was saying cunt over and over and over all day long , no matter where he was .
Isabel and Leroy hooked up and got their groove on , more than once I might add, and by getting their groove on they created a child . This child was born with no abnormalities at all , he had a good life and is now currently serving as a traffic controller in the Air Force . Isabel and Leroy were only together for a few years when they decided it was time to get their groove on with other cousins . After 40 years they are now back together and living in Florida . The end !
The characters names have been changed in this gross but true story. Keep in mind that not ever Tennessean is like Isabel and Leroy!
I love happy endings.
Thumbs up!
tc
LMAO!! Thanks TC!
*sniff* Breazy,*sniff* that was a beautiful story. Maybe it was them-uns that coined the phrase...
'vice is nice..but incest is best'
Thank...G
Awwww G-Man , thank you !
LMAO!
LMAO @ breazy and her slit lickin cousin lovin remarks. girl you are a hoot! i think i wanna kiss you, bwahahaha
That was one funny story! I wonder if he worked those thumbs at the same time....ok...that was gross....
You know Jodes...that could be a very interesting HNT...I am sure we'd get all kinds of replies as well as requests for that one!
You know we all like affection but I can tell you one...I DON'T like PDA...there's a time and a place for it. So when we're alone...hug and kiss me all you want. I want my own personal space....I actually threw (ok...it was a gentle toss) at a couple LONG time ago in the bar...I thought they were going to rip their clothes off in the bar. Finally I grabbed my change off the bar...tossed it at them and told the to get a room! LOL...you should have seen their reaction and everyone elses.
I love my cousins but I sure as well wouldn't want to kiss them let alone get my groove on with them....EWWWWWWW!!!!! GROSS! Maybe my brother but I sure as hell ain't kissin no cousin....OK....I AM just kidding there!
Well....time to empty the dishwasher ;o)
yes Jillie, I agree - I was thinking of using photo's we already have together, but maybe we should get together and really do it up right??? at your place of course, you know who would have a cow.
Moooooooooooo!
Oh, Jodi's hubby?
YES he would have a cow and then some!!! Well, the pictures we have...aren't anything to brag about...trust me....lol! But you know...that one of you sucking my toes is pretty damn HAWT....
Ok g-man and TC...hold on to your hats. I am only joking...
Oh go ahead and do it. I double dog dare you to post sexual comments to the guys. NO....I triple dog dare you. C'mon...you know you want to. But lemme know soon as you start cuz I DO NOT WANNA MISS THIS ACTION. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA!
LOL...ok Crabby...you got it ;o)
Ladies and gentleman of blogland,
I hereby designate Jillie Bean as my official post comment retorter.
Jillie with this position comes a lot of responsibility. You have to be kind, considerate, witty, and prompt. You must answer all comments. And do it with a smile... People can tell you know.
I think g-man copied that last paragraph off a poster they have on the wall where he works.
I copy nothing sweet cheeks!
oh shit, you are cracking me up Jillie....
I go to the doctor's and all hell breaks loose!
Jodes and Jillie are switch hitting and Gman and TC are watching each other's backs. I have no words for Breazy, lol.
I can't leave you kids alone for nothin'.
The babysitter is back!
I with Crab. I triple dog dare you to leave comment's on other guy's blog.
G-You make me laugh out loud.
Do it! We will all still be here for you. LMAO
Do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let us all know where you leave them. The true homophobe's will simply delete their blog and we can all make fun of them.
BTW, My blog is back!
Did I miss something or did it just fly RIGHT over my head.
Ok...everyone behave signgurl is back. I promise...WE'VE BEEN BEHAVING....don't tell mom!!!
LOL...it's the wknd...I am signing off and I will let you know when I get home safe in Cali...xo
Alright , what have you whipper snappers been up to while I have been packing and carrying boxes?
First of all, there is sooo nothing wrong with being from the bay area dude! LOL
And second, ROTFLMAO..so funny!
In India, where men and women do not express affection in public..PDA....as we call it..you will often find two men walking arm in arm, or holding hands. They are not gay, they are just, well that is just acceptable in Indian culture...
Although there was the time, in Lal Bagh, in the bushes that I saw two men, and..well, oh the horror!
Hahah Just kidding!
I'm back!
Jodi Girl, no sense leaving a comment for you since you'll be gone till Monday
Sign, I'm hungry!
Hope your cars not wrecked too bad.
Manny pick me out a dude,and we'll see.
TC, does not count because I think he kinda likes it?
Breazy, your all right girl, even though you hate liver.
Mistress, welcome back.
It's always an honor to have you pee in my yard!
PUT SOME SHOES ON!
Oh hi Jillie, shirking your duties I see.
Girls, come on, let's all decide which men's blog's g should leave his comment's.
Hmmmmm that will take some serious thought Manny .. LOL!
A man who is confident and secure in his sexuality does not care what others think of his comments, be they sexual in nature or not.
And men don't even speak REMOTELY close to the pretend comments you made when they are talking to WOMEN, let alone other guys!
When was the last time you heard a dude say, 'Toodles!' I don't even use that word unless I'm trying to be funny. And I'm a chick.
Now...
How about something more like this....
Steven,
Your book is hot.
or
Barman,
Has anyone ever told you that you look like a cowboy in that turtleneck of yours? If you ever want to borrow my Stetson...let me know.
or
Cat Man,
That Halloween get-up really sent my rocket soaring.
Now...I would laugh my ASS off at such comments AND be turned-on by the sincere goofy confidence in such a man.
I have a severe issue with homophobia and have never even dealt with it personally too much until recently. The New Friend... said that porn did nothing for him because a guy was involved. I wanted to slap him. Granted, he was young...I know.
And P.S..... when I leave comments on chicks' blogs saying they're hot...I ain't lyin'. But, you know...that's just me.
Ahem.
Jillie, your thumb comment about Breazy's story makes me wanna lick your wet slit.
Blogger just got me ! Both of my blogs are being switched as I type. I didn't think they would get me this soon ! LOL!
Lighten up Frances!
Maybe TC does inspire certain people to want to join the aerospace program.
The last time I checked there were things called.
1.) Drama
2.) Comedy
3.) Satire
4.) Bullshit
5.) Strumpet Rants
Ahem.
...I'm still glad your back....G
The 'ahem' was for what I was about to say to Jillie after my previous sentence.
My thoughts on the whole homophobe thing are towards society in general, dearest Galen, not your lovely sense of wit and satire.
I don't understand why it's okay for women to make a comment about another woman, but not for a man to say something cool like dat if they want to about another guy. Just because you say it, doesn't mean you're going seek out buried treasure in said man's ass.
Like when I ask my guy friends when they are referring to a dude who sounds cool if said dude is hot, there's only a few men I know okay enough with who they are to say...Yeah, he is Chandra. You'd totally be droolin'.' Most are like, 'How would I know? I'm not gay!' And I'm like...'You know what I like. Would I dig 'im?' And STILL they can't answer my question. Whereas you ask ANY woman, 'Is she hot?' and she will give you a detailed description of all of said woman's amazing qualities for you from her tits, to her lips to how she wears her make-up and her sense of humour.
I'll never understand this phenomenon.
I was simply agreeing with you, but putting it out there that even without the blatant sense of flamboyantly homosexual overtoned comments that you were joking around about leaving...even more masculine comments with only a slight sexual reference would still be looked upon as taboo.
And that is just a sad fact in society today.
However....
take a look at a Jackass episode sometime, or even take a look at the uncut footage on the DVD. This is a group of very lickable hot men with wildly enticing wit who most of the time, walk around half-naked with each other. They seem to have no problem watching each other shove shit up their asses and smacking each others' balls around and this shit is aired openly on M-fucking-tv for 12-year-olds to watch! It's all fine and good by me...and I think it's great that you can now find unintentionally homo-erotic material at the click of your remote on a primetime channel next to the Real World...however...
One little cowboy comment on a fellow's blog and now you're a butt pirate.
Hmph.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Cos women have assholes too.
Am I ranting again? I'll shut-up now.
Me and society's view on sex... 2 completely different worlds, babe.
I also have to say that I COMPLETELY adore all of my gay friends with all of my heart. The lesbos and the butt pirates alike. They are ALL so confident in their sexuality and could definitely teach the rest of us a thing or two about being proud of who and what you are and not caring about what the rest of the world thinks. And I'm not even talking about just sexuality. Just about being proud of yourself in all things in life.
Okay, I really am shutting up now.
Toodles!
Did I say that I was glad your back?
Ecstatic is more like it!
xxox
I am such a prude! OMG. I personally know a couple of gay people and they are (were) friends of mine but I have never thought of kissing another girl. Maybe it has to do with what my own father did to me. I have been talking to a Doc(therapist) who told me in this day and age what my dad did to us girls would now put him on a sex offenders list. But back then everyone closed their eyes? Why? ummm I dont know in fact I have most of this so blocked that Im scared when I do remember. Oh Im off the subject....anyways great post but for now I think I'll only kiss guys(hubby mainly) SMOOTCH!
Gale sweetie, we love you just the way you are. You always say the kindest, most genuine words to your friends. And thats what makes you Gabby....And pretty soon Gale Gabby Granny..Again!
I want to know his name after he pops out OK?
Thanks for comming over and sharing very private things with me..Galen
Galen,
I'm VERY glad too. Thanks much and thank you for discussing a topic on your blog that makes people WANT to talk about it.
That's inspiring.
And very hot.
LOLOL... This is so interesting... And yes, we are a kind of twisted society with double standards, not only in the expression of frienship, but even in our relationships...
Still... a man having multiple partners is a holy lucky guy... a woman having the same is a whore, a slut... and I feel this is not going to change soon... No, I don't refere to virtual life, but to real life, with real neighbours that judge and don't talk to you anymore after they witnessed the cars of Mister # 1, 2 and 3 in the same week, parking in front of your door... So, it is not only about men kissing men, but about almost everything...
I am not interested by women at all (but had a threesome once, never more, if I can avoid it...), but I know what is nice and a beautiful body, charming eyes, or a sensual mouth will touch me just like the strong legs or wide shoulders from a man... It have to be said... it is so rare that we get compliments about our naked parts... ;-))
SeaRabbit
Very nicely said SeaRabbit, Much discussion has occured due to this post. I'm very proud that many opinions have been shared. Thank You again, your always welcome...G
Outstanding!! I adore your cute, sweet, sexy and great sense of humor.. haha.. I can shower you with all the 'words of women' just because I am a woman. :)
Kissing other girls on cheek is fine, mouth will only reserve for the right man.
Pink Ginger, your kind words are so pleasing, and very much appreciated. It is always a pleasure to see your smiling face pop up to comment......Galen
What you say are really make sense. You're a man who speak your mind, that's cool. :)
so why do you need to 'buy insurance' before posting? (I mean the quote in Cap. at the beginning of this post). what's your worry? just curious.. :)
Sal makes a good comment, on the 2nd part.
Hey G ! How's it going ? I am headed to the shower then we are going to go look at new trucks ,hopefully I will have some playtime later ! LOL!
so this is what happens when I take the night off to spend with wifey listening to music and throwing back a few cold ones.
The room goes wild, no parental supervision.
I just may have to call in Nanny 911.
Sal my man, what an honor to have you visit my primitive little site. You seem to end up most places that I'm at anyway, so you are always welcome here. Thanks for not taking my big mouth too seriously. I'll have to stop by Southern Cal Sal, to see whats up.
(and I'm sure it's you)...G
Ginger, I do not know what that insurance thing is all about I'll look into it.
Breazy, you guys have running water? Thats cool....
TC, kind of quiet today without the California Mafia eh? Feeling OK ?
Have a great night buddy.
Just spending some time with wifeypoo.
Yeah..the Cali mafia, miss them.lol
lata
tc
Uh oh , now Sal is in the house , we are in for a fun ride now! Between you , Sal and Top Cat it will be very interesting !
We sure do have running water , can you believe it ? I will have it in my new house as well , go figure LMAO!
Have I thanked you lately for all of the fun ? I have had a really bad week but you all have made it so much better ! HUGS!
LOL. Hahaha.
I thought of this forever. Can you imagine what other will say if on a dinner table, a guy said to the other ' Man, I'm going to pee, want to come? '
LOL. Poor guys of the stronger sex huh?
california Mafia????
Shoshana, that coversation never takes place does it?
And there always seems to be couch in a womens restroom.....
Thanks for visiting....G
Don't get your ruffled panties in a bunch, I'm here!
We have no children this weekend so we've been making the best of it ;)
I know you can appreciate that!
OH I get it, burning a few extra calories with some..dancing?
The Horizontal Bop?
Mornin Sweetie!
Vertical, horizontal, upside down, sideways.....you get the picture.
Of course I was talking about dancing!
Of course you were.......
Ginger Rodgers.
We have to dance when no one is watching.
Mr. Sign is one lucky bastard. xox
Well, he has been this weekend ;)
I want to smoke now, after that, I'll need a nap.
Sign-Why do you encourage g?
Yet ANOTHER acronym you have to spell out for me...
TTFN?
Also, when I'm out with my friends...I REALLY prefer to go to the bathroom WITHOUT them tagging along. It's like my one little reprieve from the outside world while being out in the general public to be able to use the restroom and freshen my lipgloss by myself. I've never really understood the whole 'going in groups' thing unless you're going to be sharing some weed in a stall at a bar or something.
I always feel bad when my friends get-up to use the john and ask, 'You wanna come?'
I'm always like, 'I'm cool, thanks. I'll watch the coats and save your chairs.'
Anything to spoil my fun Man-Eater....Dang!
What do you do for fun?
Any fun thing planned?
Strumpet, I would be your bathroom bitch!!!
Okay, Galen.
When there is no lock on the door, you can hold it shut for me.
And when there is no toilet paper you can slide some under from the stall next door.
And when there is a line...you can wait in it FOR me.
You can watch my drink while I'm away and save my spot for me.
And when there is one of those ANNOYING AS FUCK attendants...you can say...'Oh no, I've got this one.'
GALEN!!!!!! teehee.. just wanted to say hey! I will be in and out today because I am cooking a huge dinner so I will be back when I get a chance .
I'll be Strumpet's bathroom bitch too! I'll assist the assistant.
Strumpet, I'm all over that like a blanket.
1.)I would hold the door shut!( and NOT listen)
2.)Check..I would even make change for a five if they were out of paper!
3.)I don't mind lines, I'm very patient.
4.)Yes, that seat IS taken...and stay away from Strumpet's Drink please!
5.)Uh..Fraid NOT, step away please...It's Srumpets turn to pee!
...At your service...G
Thank You Jenn, I don't think Strumpet would mind anyones assisting her relief efforts!
Breazy, I'm sorry you had to witness this, but the needs and happiness of Strumpet, Is very high on my list of priorities.....G
No apologies needed G ! See to Strumpet right away .. LOL!
Well? What is TTFN?
Ta Ta For Now!!!
ahhhhh ah ah ah ah
You say that with such ease.
Thats me...easy "G".
Thanks...Queen"B".
` Bwa ha ha haaaaa! Why didn't I get here earlier! (Oh yeah, I've been busy!)
` As you well know, you can post sexual comments to me any time!
` Wanna have a threesome?
It all depends who the third is!
Hey G ! I am in for the night so I have playtime. It is absolutely freezing here !
Awwww sweetie, I'm so sad for you. Whats it gonna get down to?...,.
Maybe..40?
YOU LIVE IN TENNESSEE!!
You might have to wear sox?....Dang!
xoxooo
LMAO!! Usually that is exactly the case however , with the wind chill we will drop below zero before morning. That is what I mean by cold ! Tennessee normally doesn't see these kinds of temps . A normal winter for us is maybe hitting in the teens maybe six times in a three month span. Now you know why I am cold ! LOL!
'Points' well taken Breazy...Thanks for that image.....G
Anytime !!! LMAO! You are a hoot !
Thanks, Ms. Sign!
Galen, sounds like you're the perfect man for the job. You're hired!!
Woo! I've got a whole fucking Bathroom Bitch posse!!
And thank you for your patience, Breazy, while we got this whole thing figured out.
*sniff* This is the happiest *sniff* day of my dull and dreary life!
To think, as a young boy growing up in the Midwest, that someday I might get the opportunity to please AND service the The Sensational Strumpet!
I ACCEPT!
( anybody got change for a five?..how about two tens for a twenty?)
Good Monday mornin' G! Hope you have a good day!
g'mornin g-man. It's so cold out I saw a dog with his leg up frozen to a tree...
tc
Goodmorning bathroom posse!!!!
Hey G, you living in Pacific time again?
NO I was posting!
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