Friday Flash 55.....

The Sun ALWAYS shines on Planet Earth!
Everyone has a job. We all have 100% Health Care.
Our Sex Lives are Fun, Frequent, and Very Orgasmic.
But you see.....This is Parallel Earth!
On Parallel Earth, Eve followed directions. She told The Serpent to
slither off, she HATED forbidden fruit, and she LOVED going bare assed!!

So let me get this straight. All of OUR present worldly woes is a direct result of....
I'll shut up now. If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most Parallel Host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End.

Thursday Portrait.....

OK....March is in a couple of days.
Remember the old adage, "Goes in Like a Lion, Goes Out Like a Lamb"?
Does -10 Below count as Lionesque?
See ya (I Hope) Thursday Night 8:00 PM EST.

Aviary Trivia.....

Tired of seeing my sleeping Beaver?
How about a......
Bellowing of Bullfinches
A Wake of Buzzards
A Dole of Doves
A Seige of Cranes.
Just in case you are ever on Jeopardy that is.
You may need to know more about Animal Clustery some day.
Other than a Murder of Crows.....Or an Unkindness of Ravens...:-)
Carry On........

Friday Flash 55.....

*****(RING....)*****

"Thank You for calling Gullibles...We Sell EVERYTHING!!
How can I help you"?

' I'm interested in a cat-house.'

"Sir, you need to call our Nevada location...."

' Not THAT kind of cat-house!! For my Kitty'.

" Ooops, sorry.......Say, how about one thats light, portable, biodegradable, and now
on sale for only $ 55.00"?




Great deal eh? And it has Red/White/Blue graphics on the outside...Beaver LOVES it!
If you or anyone you know is gullible, or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast.....
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

OK Class......Ready for a Pop-Quiz?
Which of the two above pics best depicts a Shaggy Mane?
A. Picture Number One
B. Picture Number Two
C. Both

The answer will be revealed 8:00 PM Thursday EST.......
And while you're at it, you might as well churn out a story with a plot
and a central character in EXACTLY 55 words.

Yawn.....

The Winter Olympics? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Other than Hockey, a bunch of rich kids playing on the snow and ice.
I don't give a Rat's Ass about Skiing, Lugeing, Skating, or Bobsledding!
Gimme back The Blacklist! Give me back new episodes of NCIS!
PLEASE!!!!!!

Friday Flash 55.....

C'mon Sweetheart, ya didn't think that I was serious did ya? Well....Did ya?
I was only kiddin   ((BLAM!!!)) The bullet ripped perfectly through the cornea
of his right eye. He was dead before he hit the floor!
( She thought to herself )
Hmmmm....Damn Smith-Wessons, they always pull a little to the left.....



Poor Sweetheart, she meant to shoot him right between the eyes! Practice makes Perfect.
If you or anyone you know needs to practice or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most unpracticing host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!