Friday Flash 55.....

"I ain't sayin NOTHIN...Copper!"

'Yeah...? You got caught Red-Handed with 30 wooden cases marked...
Flinders Rose. You making bath tub gin?'

"GIN? You musta slept through biology class flat-foot.
Flinders Rose, aka Capparis Spinosa, is a Mediterranean deciduous perennial
with edible flower buds. Most folks call them....Capers! ......Copper."

'Capers eh?............. The Caper Caper!'



Gosh I've always adored alliteration! (assonance also)...hehehehehe
If you or anyone you know is alliterate or has written a Friday Flash Fiction 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!
So from the most marvelously motivated host from coast to coast.
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday....Thursday....?

You know between the Faux Blizzard, paying my Winter Taxes, a Doctor's
Appt., getting my Income Taxes done, searching for a gas station that wasn't
charging 3.99 a gallon, and customer's calling me at home Twice....
I forgot what day it was!!!
So no Regular Thursday post. But of course I DID remember to write my
weekly Friday thing. You know the...the....the thing that I post on Thursday
night at 8:00 PM. That Thing!
See ya tonight? I hope.....

Old Man Winter.....

OK Mother-Fucker, It's GO TIME!!!!
I don't ski, I don't skate, I don't snow-mobile.
I'm tired of 200 Dollar heating bills, salting my side-walk, wet socks!
I hate leaving 20 minutes early for work, getting home 20 minutes late.
I want to hear the birds sing, I want to see a Robin eating a worm.
You are like an out of town cousin that just won't leave.
Go The Fuck HOME!!!!

All in favor...Say Aye!!!!!

And The Winners Are.....

Hi Everybody...
I'm back all safe and sound from my much needed respite.
(I know...Who gives a shit eh?)
This weeks over-kill list is easy....Enjoy and contribute.

1.) What anybody wore at the Oscars...Who Gives a Shit?
2.) The Papal Enclave and all upcoming scandal disclosures...Who Gives a Shit?
3.) Kanye West Anything...Who Gives a Shit?
4.) Nascar Racing (Although I think Danica Patrick is HOTT!!!)...Who Gives a Shit?
5.) The Oscars...Who Gives a Shit?

Have a Kick Ass Week Peeps...

Friday Flash 55.....

The Ghost of E.E.Cummings

Edward Estlin's

Visage             

                                             Indistinguishable Ramblings

                                     That some folks deem

                                                                          BRILLIANT

                                   If only the World knew whatfueledhis

                                                                        Inspiration

                    Could it be Grand Marnier

                                 Beefeaters?

                                                   His Spirit lives on today

                 with or without a writers

                                                                           Knowledge

                                      The best kept secret in all of Literature

                                   Was an oldbrokendown Underwood

                                            With a faulty return lever

Hey!! Don't be completely shocked, I DO know certain stuff!

If you or anyone you know is Shocking, or has written a Friday Flash 55

Please come tell The G-Man

I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!

So from the Faultiest host from coast to coast

Haveakickassweekend!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

It's my favorite time of the year again folks, Tim Horton's "Roll the Rim"!
It took me a few times, but I finally hit a Free Coffee today.
Well, with over 550,000 prizes to be given away in the next two months, my
chances are pretty good to win something. Considering I'll probably get about
555 coffees during that time...hehehehehe
See you Thursday 8:00 PM EST.
(That is if I survived Ohio unscathed......)

Dangerous Journey.....

This weekend I will be visiting the Great Commonwealth of Virginia.

Rather than drive for 11 hours on Thursday, I'm going to head

out after work on Wednesday and drive about 5 hours to the

quaint little town of Athens Ohio, where I have made motel

reservations. Let me tell the you folks out there that do not

understand the hatred that Ohio State Buckeyes have for

ANYONE from Michigan. It's BRUTAL yet sort of

funny! Buckeyes have been taught to hate us from

the cradle to the grave, and it doesn't help that

I have a personalized license plate to boot!

But this isn't my first Rodeo peeps, I have come up with a plan that

sometimes circumvents this ire. I purchased an Ohio State hat years

ago, (after my car had been keyed, vandalized, and my old plate

ripped off of my car) and upon entering Ohio I place it on the

rear window ledge. I also drive about 2 miles an hour UNDER

the speed limit, and I NEVER change lanes without using

my turn signal. This gets me though this strange place

until I reach West Virginia. Where I remove that vile

chapeau, but continue to drive with GREAT caution.

Virginia seems like Paradise after those two states.

My 55 is already in the can, and it will be

business as usual this Friday.

Or Thursday at 8:00 PM.