Friday Flash 55.....

Jimmy approached her eagerly, yet cautiously. Her name was Victoria,

but in the locker room she was known as....Sticky Vicky! Some say she gave

her second-cousin a BJ. Whatever the heck a BJ was.

"Hi Jimmy"....she coo'ed. "Got a light"?

A Viceroy dangled from her moist lips, but even before she exhaled,

his rigid member exploded.....

Juvenile Waywardness? You gotta love pulp fiction innocence don't ya?

And poor Jimmy, after that, HE was nick-named Quick Draw McGraw...

If you or anyone you know has arrived early or written a Friday Flash 55

Please come tell The G-Man

I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!

So from the most wayward host from coast to coast

Relax, think of baseball, and have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

 

 

How much proof do you people need?

AL GORE IS RIGHT ON!!!

6:42 PM...January 29th...MICHIGAN...

Fifty-Five Fucking Degree's????

What was that again G-Man?

55 Degree's!!!!!

That boy is PSYCHIC!!!!!

See you Thursday Evening 8:00 PM SHARP!!

Weird Wednesday

Britney Spears was seen leaving The Calvary Church in Thousand Oaks

California with a friend on Sunday, wearing an antique Doily, a black Micro-Mini,

and Peep-Toed Stiletto's. Asked if she thought her choice of attire was appropriate

for church, Britney replied... "You bet your big fat dick it's appropriate! And I'm sure

that Jesus enjoy's it when I sit in the front row. But I can't talk now, gotta piss!"

The stunned female reporter just stood there, mouth agape.

(I just love using the word agape.)

What do you think?

Who Gives a Shit?.....

Hi Everybody, are you ready for this weeks installment of.....

Who Gives a Shit?

I usually list 5 things that are boring me silly, and YOU my curious peeps

are asked to respond with something/one thing that is irking you at the moment.

And as I stated last week, if it's been ALREADY mentioned? Who Gives a Shit?

1.) Beyonce' lip-synching The National Anthem...Who Gives a Shit?

2.) Hillary Clinton-Magoo's new specs...Who Gives a Shit?

3.) Sara Palin leaving Fox News?...Who Gives a Shit?

4.) Natalie Wood's drowning?...Who Gives a Shit?

5.) ANYTHING regarding Dr. Phil...Who Gives a Shit?

Nothing to say? Who Gives a Shit? Thanks for stopping by...

FFriday Flash FFFifty-Five.....

An Ode to.....

It can be Common

It's a non-violent War

Morning after Pizza

An ugly lip Sore.

You can remove your make-up

With this type of Cream

The Blood of a killer

Winter's recurring theme.

A gigolo's Heart

An unsolved Case from the past

It's a Witch's Tit

A Well-Driller's Ass!!

Some things are better left unsaid....Eh?

If you or anyone you know has etched out a 55 in the Ice this week

Please come tell The G-Man

I will mush on over, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!

So from the most shivering host from coast to coast

Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Thursday Portrait.....

My good friend Lady Gaga just Tweeted me that she recently purchased 55 items

at auction belonging to Michael Jackson. In the Tweet she said..."Hey G-Man I was going

to buy one more thing, but I know how much you love All Things 55 so I held off".

Thanks Gaga, you're a Peach! (A peach with no fuzz...Hehehehe

But then that would make her a nectarine..??  Hmmmmmm)

Anyway....Isn't she Fabulous?

And don't don't forget to tune in Thursday night, 8:00 Sharp for a very CHILLING 55...

See Ya!!!

No Prompt Poetry....

I can hear them coming....

Those short, menacing steps.

Be still my racing heart!

Then silence.

Released from your Stiletto prison, you can finally

Breathe deep and wiggle freely...My paroled fixation.

My ruby red lolipops.

Whats fuels this unnatural obsession?

The dank smell of sweaty leather and talcom powder?

Maybe....

Caught up in a vortex of unexplained preoccupation

You let yourself sink into an abyss of Vera Wang and Nine West.

Waiting...

Waiting patiently for the staccato of...Those short, menacing steps.

The preceding was an example of Obsessive Poetry.

NOT Fetish Poetry!

There's a difference....Really!