Thursday, November 29, 2012

Friday Flash 55.....


(Circa 1962..A dark deserted NYC street at 3:00 AM. Two strangers approach.)

"Pardon me, do you have a match?"

'I use a lighter'.

"Better yet"

'Until they go bad'.

"X-55?"

'Comrade'

"You have....*The Plan* ?"

'Yes, I have *The Plan* with me. In this valise is *The Plan* for total
world domination.......'
Code Name: Amway!!!!!



I'm curious....Has anyone ever offered to show you *The Plan*?
If you or anyone you know has a plan, or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most Multi-Level Marketing host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Thursday Portrait.....





Ya know I really don't like Burger King, but .....REALLY?
I just had to stop there today.
Hopefully some of you will stop by HERE Thursday 8:00 PM EST.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Retro Wednesday.....







The movie didn't hit the theaters in Flint Michigan until 1957.
Of course I couldn't get in, but just seeing the ad's drove me crazy.
Bardot was THE biggest sex icon in the world after Marilyn Monroe died.
She was my first fantasy girl.....(sigh)
That lasted for years, until I spotted this recent photo.
I just hate it when fantasies are DASHED!!!!!

Monday, November 26, 2012

No Prompt Poetry.....



You hear the music? Thats November's Song...
The days are brisk, the nights are long.
Your once blooming garden, is now a lonely yard.
You're the Last Rose of Summer...Still standing guard.
The lyrics grow faint, to the lessening throng.

In a changing world, you don't belong.
Most friends have fallen...You plod along.
Life used to be easy, now living is hard.
You hear the music? Thats November's Song...

Pack it one more time, then light that bong.
Take a deep breath, then Bang the Gong!
Some folks say, that you're a poor man's bard.
I guess it's better than...'A tub of lard'!
The crescendo is building, and I'm seldom wrong.
You hear the music? Thats November's Song...


A Rondeau is a 15 line poem with a aabba, aabR(refrain), aabbaR
rhyming scheme. The last line is the same as the first.
Some days I feel like I'm in the November of my life.
I need a 15 month Calendar!!!!!

Monday Munchies.....





For those of you that were not raised in a state or a household
that Deer Hunted as a Rite of Passage into the Winter.....
This post is not for you!
My good friend and co-worker Larry Lewis, is a a modern day Hiawatha.
He hunts deer with a Bow, with a shot-gun, with a rifle, and a muzzle-loader.
He usually harvests about 2-5 deer a  season.
Sometimes he needs to cull out his freezer of the venison from the previous
season. Often I am the lucky recipient of that bounty!!
This year Larry bestowed upon me the epitome of Meatly Cuisine....
The Tenderloin. Otherwise known as...The Back-Strap!
Cut into about 1 inch thick medallions, slightly dusted with seasoned flour,
Flash fried in a HOT skillet that you just carmelized some onions in for about
2 minutes a side, then set atop the onions to rest for about 5 minutes....
HEAVEN!!!!
You can have your Angus Beef, your Kobe Beef, or any other kind of Red Meat
pretenders....This to me is the ULTIMATE in Carniverous Dining.
Each tender morsel literally melts in your mouth. A toothless Moonshiner from
the hills would have no trouble eating these tiny treasures!!!!!
The top pic is the finished platter, the next pic is a Back-Strap Slider, the last
pic is what was left after me and Reese chowed down.
The Slider...?
The Best Thing EVER!!!!!!!!

Sunday, November 25, 2012

R.I.P. Larry......




"Why, Hello Darlin....."


Good Bye J.R.
The sleaziest villain in TV History.
God's Speed Larry Hagman

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Friday Flash 55.....



The First Thanksgiving.....1621

"Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
I would like to thank the great Wampanoag Chief Massasoit,
for providing most of today's feast. And even though Sister Clara
fucked up and forgot the Green-Bean casserole...We'll be OK."
(Massasoit's 23 year old son Dickaweed, mutters under his breath)
'Me HATE sitting at kiddie table.'


(BUUURRRPPP)....I can't move!!!
If you or anyone you know has overindulged OR written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, eat some dessert.....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most STUFFED host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!