Friday Flash 55....

Holmes....?

"I'm smelling your moustache Watson".

And...?

"You've been with a woman. A French woman that
you met at a dockside pub. I detect the faint aroma
of Lobster, Garlic, and Saffron.....BOUILLABAISSE!!!
The same proportion used at The Smirking EEL!!!"

And the woman...?

"French women rarely bathe...
(Sniff)
Champagne Vinegar...From the Ay Provence"!!!


Who knew Ole Watson gave an occassional Moustache Ride?
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most investigative host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

Today's portrait isn't of me, but it DOES include
a Michigan Man. For those that may not already know,
in last nights Sugar Bowl, Michigan defeated mighty
Virginia Tech 23-20 in Overtime. The MVP of the game
was Michigan star receiver Junior Hemingway. His TWO
acrobatic touchdown receptions were vital to Michigans
victory. I know that Junior's great grand'pappy' would
have been very proud!
As a child growing up priviledged, Ernest's parents had
a Summer home on Michigan's Walloon Lake near Petosky.
It's in this pristine Outdoorama where 'Pappy' developed
his love for hunting and fishing. It's also where he must have
'dilly-dallied' with the locals, spreading his progeny all
over the place....Hence Junior Hemingway!!
I can see the resemblence, can't you?
As for you other famous writers...Thursday 8:00 PM EST!!!!!!

Wednesday Haiku.....

I can resolve this.
You didn't carry your naught!
Fancy Cypherin....


Ya know, Jethro DID gradeeate from the 3rd grade!
Is it Wednesday? Do you Haiku? Yes?
Then post one on your Blog, and go visit Jenn at...
Sensational Haiku Wednesday!!
This weeks Theme is...Resolve.

Your 2012 Horoscope....

Aires.. A good year overall. You will have good luck
financially...Mostly because your spouse will run off
with their 'On-Line Soul-Mate'!!

Libra.. You will find that your role in life will be defined
by Nature. You will be unproductive on Rainy days, be
creative on Sunny days, on Cold Gloomy Depressing days,
you will eat everything in sight, and kick your dog!

Taurus.. An eventful year! You will fall in love, get a
promotion, win the Lottery, develope diverticulitus, need
colon surgery.

Scorpio.. Stop throwing good money after bad!
Dump the VCR, get a DVD...

Gemini.. You will find the ability to make some very profitable
deals! (Until your bank discovers it's error in calculating your
savings balance!)

Sagittarius.. 2012 brings promise and progress. You will be at
your creative best until May....Then, who knows?

Cancer.. Negative thoughts could cause you to develope an ulcer.
So don't worry, Be Happy! Maybe the Feds will add another 13 week
extension to your Unemployment Benefits!

Capricorn.. A very positive and lucky year for you....
You may eat undercooked Pork.
Run with scissors.
Wear no underpants.
Have unprotected sex.

Leo.. You will see an expansion in Status, your Waistline, and your
Credit Card Debt.(Middle Mgmt. ain't all it's cracked up to be is it?)

Aquarius.. You will get a Hernia while carrying a huge load of water!

Virgo.. You will finally start to make things happen on your own
rather than relying on others. (But you will STILL have to report
to your Parole Officer until 2015)

Pisces.. Be wary of people trying to bait you in 2012!!



Mr. Knowitall grows weary of all this 2012 prognosticating...Peace!!

Predictions for 2012.....

This year The G-Man is collaborating with
the Great Zoltar, for his 2012 Predictions.
These are my...er, OUR predictions for the
coming year....

We Predict:

That Kim K will fall in love with a stunning 6'4"
Transexual Model named Jasmine. They will elope
and remain married for a record 155 Days!!!

That a catastrophy will indeed occur on 12/21/12!
(although the Mayan's did embelish a bit on predictions)
On that day...Tom Cruise AND John Travolta both decide
to come out of the closet!

That Lindsay Lohan will win the Best Actress Oscar
for portraying Eleanor Roosevelt in the Movie...
Delano and El-Ro..A Love Story.

That in an undercover sting by NBC's Dateline, it is
determined that 100% of all Chinese Restaurants do
indeed use MSG in their food. (Regardless of disclaimers)

That Burger King will actually serve a food item that
tastes good enough to eat.

That on at least ONE Friday in 2012, every Friday Flash 55
offered will really be a short story of Flash Fiction, with
a central character, a plot, and EXACTLY 55 words!!!
(But as you know, I accept anything.....Sigh!)

OK Folks....Lets get this show on the road.
2012...Here we Come!!

Bring on 2012......

I love Blogging!
I love leaving a piece of my warped mind
on a screen for the world to see.
Some stop by every day, some a couple of
times a week. Some once in a Blue Moon!!
It matters not, day in and day out, I will
always 'Endeavor to Persevere'. I especially
love hosting Friday Flash 55...
I see some fantastic pieces of Mini-Literature,
and I feel very fortunate and honoured to be a
part of something so creative, challenging, and FUN!
Thank You one and all for visiting, commenting, teasing,
challenging, chastising, and supporting me in 2011.
It is my deepest desire to always bring a smile..:-)
So from The Haynes Boyz, Galen and Reese....CHEERS!!!!!
And...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!

Friday Flash 55.....

Betty Ford...Geraldine Ferraro
Mohmar Quadaffi...? Very Bizzaro!
Amy's Soul, was finally set free
Macho Man Savage Hit a Tree!
Clarence Clemmons blew his last refrain
Fitness Guru...Jack LaLane
Adios Matt Dillon, Ditto Dr. Death
Jackie Cooper, Peter Falk, and Darling Elizabeth!
Andy Rooney, Steve Jobs, Joe Frazier too...
Osama Bin Laden...Fuck You!


Time....Marches On!!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most grateful to be alive host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass New Year....
Happy New Year Everybody!!!!!!!