Wednesday Wednesday.....

They're Creepy and they're Kooky....

TMI Tuesday.....

Even though she makes the "Who Gives a Shit" list almost every week, hats
off to trooper Kim Kardashian. Kim was a celebrity contestant this past Sunday
on the Sci Fi series Fear Factor. When it was her turn to draw a card and see
what her challenge was, she was given a choice....
Bang a White Guy
Muff Dive a chick having her period
I think we all know which challenge she chose.
With that choice, Kim has now acquired a record setting FIFTEEN "Skank of The Week"
awards. Congratulations Kim, she gives a licking, and keeps on ticking!!!

Who Gives a Shit.....?

Hi Everybody...!!!
Not much going on in the Big Yawn Dept. this week.
So if you can help me out, Please Do.

1.) Elizabeth Hassellbeck leaving The View...Who Gives a Shit?
2.) Joy Behar leaving The View...Who Gives a Shit?
3.) The View....Who Gives a Shit?
4.) Justin Bieber's London Antics...Who Gives a Shit?

Friday Flash 55.....

Hi Sweeties...
It's been rumored lately that sometimes I appear drunk
while on the air. Drunk on Mogen David and 7-Up? C'Mon!!!
So, to all you rumor spreaders...Fock You!
In further news, former Pope Benedict LXIX was said to
be flatulent in 7 different languages. Really? I can koochie-belch the
Greek alphabet!


You tell em Diane, don't take any shit from those Dick-Weeds at FOX!
If you or anyone you know is flatulent or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, fart, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most odiferous host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Thursday Portrait.....

Every saleperson is issued a Dealer Plate so that potential buyers can take
a test drive without getting pulled over. They expire in February each year.
Yesterday I was issued my new plate. Do you think that some sort of
Mystic Karma is at work here? When the office manager handed me the plate,
I just smiled and walked away. Freaky Eh?
See you Thursday Evening 8:00 PM, for more Freaky Goings on...:-)

In Like A.....

Boy oh boy, March sure is "In like a Lion" so far eh?
Hey....You guys wouldn't be up for a little History lesson would you?
Too bad, you're getting one anyway.
The first time that the month of March was given an Axiom/Maxim was around
the era of the Cro-Magnon. Back then March was known as Gurn.
"Gurn...bodego clitty tatanka, walla walla bing bang"! Translated means,
March, goes in like Charging Buffalo, goes out like a Still-Born Woodchuck!
The last Ice-Age age caused a little change in comparisons due to the climate,
(Translated loosly)..."March, In like a Polar Bear, then just sits around and goes
NOWHERE for a few thousand years like an unemployed Brother-In-Law"!!
With the receding finally of the last glacier, Africa became a hotbed of civilization.
Giving rise to this old Egyption saying. (Translated thusly) "March, in like a Giant
Crocodile, out like a Proboscus Monkey"!
That probably would be the standard Almanac Quote to this day, except for the
fact that Colonial women could only fit Lion and Lamb on their Samplers.
So there you have it Peeps, see you tomorrow....G-Man

Who Gives a Shit?

Hi Everybody.....
One of this weeks Winner's of Ennui may be disputed because so many
actually watch something on PBS other than Antiques Road Show but...
Who Gives a Shit?...Enjoy and contribute.

1.) The Sequester...Who Gives a Shit?
2.) Dennis Rodman and Kim Jung Jug...Who Gives a Shit?
3.) Downton Abbey...Who Gives a Shit?
4.) Charlie Sheen wanting to mentor Lindsay Lohan...Who Gives a Shit?
5.) Mitt and Ann Romney's angst over losing the election...Who Gives a Shit?