Not So Fat Tuesday.....

Here it is...FAT Tuesday!!!

But is there Jambalaya?

Are there mouth watering Home Made Muffaletta Sandwiches?

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And pourquoi you may ask. Thats because the Butt-Holes that provided our

dealership with their desk top calendars this year, got the Fucking Date wrong!!!!

If you'll notice what day they have for Ash Wednesday falling on, it says NEXT Wednesday!

I'm Non-Plussed AND Embarrassed!

My co-workers are extremely disappointed.

I'm STARVING, and there are NO Good-Times rolling today Chere. Grrrrrrrr...

This shit happens a lot when you get to be my age.

But on the bright side, the Dealership DID buy some Paczki's today!!

Really...Who Gives a Shit?

Hi Everybody, Here's hoping you all have an Ass Kickin Week.

And this weeks list of Over-Hyped Minutiae.....

1.) All the Grammy 'Dress Code'  Hoopla... Who Gives a Shit?

2.) Jennifer Aniston's Pregnancy/Marriage...Who Gives a Shit?

3.) Jennifer Aniston's "Must Have" vacation needs..Who Gives a Shit?

4.) Anything about Jennifer Aniston....Who Gives a Shit?

5.) Valentines Day and ALL Hallmark Holidays...Who Gives a Shit?

Shape Shifting Sunday....

 

In a matter of Minutes, he has been transformed from....

An Over-Fed, Long-Haired, Leaping Gnome, to Galen Haynes

Biker Businessman...!!!

Lock up the Backdoor, Lock up your Wife, Lock up your Children...

Run For Your Life!

Friday Flash 55.....

( discussing baby names)

How about Ian?

"No!"

How about Reginald?

"No!"

Percival?

"No!"

Nigel...?

"Junior Slocum, why is you fascinated by all these Englandy sounding names?"

Etta May, my grandpappy was borned in London twern't he?

"Yeah....London ALABAMA, Montgomery County, you Peckerwood!"

Alabama...? OK then, hows about Junior?

"Then he'd be Junior Junior?    Now THATS more like it!"

Junior Googled..."Englandy Boy Names" on his I-Phone.

If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55

Please come tell The G-Man

I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!

So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...

Have a Kick Ass Week-End!

Thursday Portrait.....

Whats the matter Bunky?

You say half the stuff in your shopping cart says...For Fast Relief.

And all of your favorite music can be found in Walmart's Bargain Bin.

An "All Nighter" means NOT getting up to pee.

"Happy Hour" is a Nap!

Having sex in a Twin Bed is absurd.

"Getting Lucky" means finding where you parked your car at the Mall.

And your Pharmacist has become your new best friend.

Is THAT whats troubling you Bunky?

How about this to make make matters worse.....

Prince turns 55 This Year!!!!!

Now thats enough to make a Dove Cry!

See you (hopefully) 8:00 PM Thursday EST

Who Gives a Shit.....?

OK, this ones easy....

1.) All the Super Bowl hype.....Who Gives a Shit?

2.) Beyonce' reuniting with Destiny's Child.....Who Gives a Shit?

3.) Beyonce' causing a Super Bowl power outage by flashing an Illuminatti sign....

Who Gives a Shit?

4.) Beyonce' is an Illuminatti?.....Who Gives a Shit?

5.) Beyonce's Magnificent Ass.... Hmmmm, maybe we should think this over a bit as

my ennui only goes so far!!

Super Bowl Sunday.....

 

 

Hi everybody!

If it's Super Bowl Sunday, it's time for G-Mans World Famous...

Gorgonzola Dip!

This much stays constant, One Part Gorgonzola (8 ounces)

Two Parts Cream Cheese (16 ounces)

One Part Apricot Preserves (10 ounces)

The last addition is your own special twist that makes it unique to YOU!

I've used ...Chopped Walnuts, chopped Proscuitto, chopped Bacon Bits.

Today I'm leaning to the Savory by adding BOTH chopped Onions AND

Bacon Bits fried extra extra crispy..

Along with the typical Chile, Buffalo Wings, and Cold Beer, a good time will be had

by all! This year me and Reese are going to a Super Bowl party in our own

neighborhood (About 4 blocks away) The Police are out in full force today.

As they should be!

Have a Kick Ass Week Peeps...../.