Friday Flash 55.....

He worried about strange things. Things like, if he were stranded on a

desert island with Lady Gaga.....What if she really DID have a Dick?

If an alien spacecraft landed, and he was directed to..."Take us to

your leader"! Would that mean the Mayor, or President Obama?

Can Honey Boo Boo escape rural Georgia?

At 10,000 Bucks an episode, I should hope so!!

If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55

Please come tell The G-Man

I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!

So from the most angst-ridden host from coast to coast

Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

Our graduating class, Flint Southwestern 1968,

has a Facebook page established in anticipation of this years 45th reunion!

The smiling little tyke front row right, is Tom Dewey.

Tom's Mom was our Den Mother.

Tom posted this pic on the Facebook page and challenged me

to name the other lads. Of course I positively identified them all, much to the

non-surprise of my fellow classmates since I have been dragging up the

past ever since the page was created a few months back.

Can you believe that one of my classmates even claimed that the reason

that the chubby kid top row has his eyes closed, is that he was memorizing

everyones name in the pic for future reference.

Now really.....Who would do something like that?

Like I knew somebody would ask that question.....55 years later!!!!!!

What a coincidence eh?

See you hopefully Thursday 8:00 pm EST.

(No...I wasn't too fat for a uniform, I forgot it was Den Night!!)

No Prompt Ga Ga.....!!

A voice like an Angel

And she can really Dance

Well worth the risk, of a "Bad Romance"

Stunningly Beautiful, with ample Rack-age

But some folks claim...She sports a package

I don't believe it, but even if it were so...

She could slap MY ass...I'd be her Ho!

Sorry.....I'm compelled.

I'm Ga Ga over Gaga!

(SIGH!!)

Carry on.....

I Hear a Squatch.....!!!!!

It's no wonder that a clear and definitive picture of Bigfoot has never been caught on film. If you are in the woods and see the elusive critter, the last thing that you are thinking about is your cell phone camera. The first thing you think of is getting the fuck outta Denver!!! The other morning as I was gazing out my back window, I spotted a small flock of Turkeys, I grabbed my cell phone and snapped a pic. But in my excitement I forgot that the flash was still on and it reflected as a Ball of Fire in the pic, Grrrrrrrr..... But just wait Peeps, it's all a matter of time before the hairy giant is exposed as Real, and NOT legend! Doe's anyone out there watch Finding Bigfoot on the Animal Planet? I love that show! Although sometimes I just want to kick Renay right in her Dupa. And whatever Matt hears in the woods he always says... "I Think Thats a Squatch"....What a dweeb!

Friday Flash 55.....

READERS DIGEST 2013 HOROSCOPE.....

AQUARIUS: Don't drink the water!
PISCES: Avoid worms and minnows.
AIRES: Watch Uranus.
TAURUS: Watch your BALLS in Denver.
GEMINI: See a Shrink!
CANCER: Get a 2nd opinion.
LEO: Do nothing...Fuck everything in sight!
VIRGO: Avoid 'Heavy Petting'.
LIBRA: Scale back spending.
SCORPIO: Stop bugging people.
CAPRICORN: Quitcherbitchin!
SAGITTARIUS: Less Horseplay in 2013!


So Sayeth The Great Knowitall.....
If you or anyone you know has some advice or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most predictable host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

Now it seems that President Obama is infected by the 55 epidemic!!
These tougher proposed fuel standards would reduce our oil consumption
by 2 Million barrels a day!
But we need the right incentives to put this strategy in place.
Instead of FOUR BILLION Dollars in tax-payer funded oil subsidies.
(While the oil companies are reaping record profits)
We need to encourage new investements in cleaner energy sources.

WOW!!! Did that political rant come from me?
Sorry....We will now resume our regularly scheduled line of Happy Horseshit.
Starting on Thursday 8:00 pm EST of course....Hehehehe.

Happy New Year!!!!!

We made it through another one.....Yay!!!
To all of my friends in the 3-D World AND the Blogosphere,
I wish you all a healthy and prosperous New Year...!!!
Thank You kindly for stopping by.
Happy New Year Everybody.....!!!!!