Haiku Wednesday...

Some men NEVER learn.
Win the Battle, lose the War...
Chicks NEVER forget!!



Is it Wednesday? Do you Haiku? Yes?
Then post one (Or More) on your blog, and visit Jenn at...
Sensational Haiku Wednesday!!!
This weeks theme is....Battle!

...And men? Please remember to keep your big mouth shut!

Spring is Here!!!

The very talented and upbeat Cloudia, has a blog called
Comfort Spiral! Each day she posts some beautiful pics
from her home in Hawaii, and blends them with some beautiful
quotes. Since Monday was the last day of Winter, these pics
that I took today are just SCREAMING for some inspirational
quotes....Don't you think?




"I think that the most beautiful sound in Nature...Is the Cricket!"

***** Helen Keller *****


"I never met a person, that I didn't like."

*****Hanibal Lector*****


"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a Frontal Lobotomy"!

*****Tom Waites*****


"Veni Vedi Squeezie Vinci"...

*****Orange Julius Caesar*****








"You Never see a Motorcycle, parked in front of a Psychiatrists Office"

*****Stolen From a T-Shirt*****


But you MIGHT find mine parked in front of a Biker Bar!!
Happy First Day of Spring Everybody...

The Great Wasteland......

I hate Basketball
I tolerate Hockey
I hate Bowling
I tolerate Golf
I hate Texas Hold-Em
I hate Gymnastics
I hate Nascar
I tolerate Baseball
I hate Info-Mercials
I hate Political Rhetoric
I hate Election Years
I hate Re-Runs of things that I Hate!
Five More Months of this Agony Until......
FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

168 Channels of Bull-Shit!
It's even TOO Early to mow the fuckin lawn!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Erin go Bra-Less.....

Happy St. Patrick's Day Everyone!!!
And whats more appropriate Poetically, than a Limerick?

O'Mally got drunk almost Daily
On Old Bushmills, and Guinness, and Bailey's
Now it seems he's gone Straight
And he's home snoring by Eight.
Because his new wife can weild a Shilleleigh!!
(The PG-13 version)

Enjoy the weather....It's Kick Ass!!!

Friday Flash 55.....

Flora Giganticus was the best gardener in Rome.
The Spring of 43 AD was perfect for Strawberries.
One plant had a berry larger than a Pumpkin!
This crimson giant attracted many admirers. And soon
the Emperor wanted it for himself. When the Centurians
arrived they shouted..."We've come to seize your berry,
NOT to praise it!"


Thank you, Thank you very much....
Beware The Ides of March!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast.
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

Thursday Portrait.....

This week I have a special guest portrait...
Sheyla Hershey...55 FFF!!!
What a coincedence eh?
See you Thursday 8:00 PM EST.

(Jeez...Suddenly my back is killing me!)

Haiku Wednesday.....

Numb with Excitement
Sometimes...There's a touch of pain.
Most women....Love It!!


Is it Wednesday? Do you Haiku? Yes?
Then post one (Or More) on your blog, and go see Jenn at..
Sensational Haiku Wednesday!!!
This weeks 'Theme' is Excite(ment)...