Monday, March 12, 2012

Qui Est........?






Back when Saturday Night Live was relevent and funny,
Bill Murray did an ocassional skit called...
Qui est Mos Macho? They paired up two by two, a couple
of famous people of the day, like Elton John
and Pee Wee Herman, to see who was...Mos Macho,
and it was Hilarious!!!
I'm ripping off that idea and I'm asking...
Qui Est Mos Annoying?
The 3 pics below, are American TV Commercial Icons!
Please tell me which one you'd like to see BOOTED!

1.) Flo, played by Stephanie Courtney

2.) The Esurance Chick, played by Suzi Barrett

3.) The Nationwide Insurance Guy, played by Who Givesafuck

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Zzzzzzzzzz.....





Hey...!!!
All you Hoes out there....Get Ready!

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Friday Flash 55.....





Feedback Please....

A study guide for the ULTRA-Lazy,
Biff's Notes on Cliff's Notes!
EXAMPLE: Thomas Hardy's Mayor Of Casterbridge.
A drunk sells his wife and daughter to a sailor
for Five Guineas. Years later they remarry.
He is the Mayor and a prosperous merchant. But deceit
and jealousy ruin Everything...He dies alone!

Wadda'ya think?


Hey, who needs to know about how Lies and Guilt causes
overpowering turmoil, or Hardy's omnipresent theme of
Pessimistic Fatalism?
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most Pessimistic host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

(Of course I read the FULL novel, I don't know where these
old Cliff's Notes came from. Would someone really keep this
crap laying around for 45 years??)

Hehehehehehehe.....

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Thursday Portrait.....






Uh Oh, Ocho Cinco's in the news again!
While at a Charity event this week end, a Lion was
marking his territory, and pissed all over poor Chad!!
For all of you Non sport fans....
There is a famous Football player that plays for
New England who's name USED to be Chad Johnson.
When he played for Cincinatti he legally changed his last
name to correspond to his number...85, or Ocho Cinco.
What a Great Idea!!
For the longest time I've wanted an Exotic Moniker.
Like Gerard Soixante-Neuf, or Taylor Caldwell!
But in light of my Friday Thing, how about...
Vendredi Cinquante-Cinq!!??
See You Jeudi, Huit Heures Tapantes...:-)

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Haiku Wednesday.....



Early Morning Dew
Droplets welcoming the Sun
Natures tears of Joy!







Her phone rings and rings...
Nature's calls...Go unanswered.
Rose Petals...Glisten!



Is it Wednesday? Do you Haiku? Yes?
Then post one (or more) on your Blog and visit Jenn at...
Sensational Haiku Wednesday!!
This week Jenn wanted a "Traditional" Japanese Haiku, with
the theme being Nature. (Naturally)
Hey....I can only be so traditional!

Monday, March 5, 2012

TMI Tuesday....





Those of you that do not live in the USA, are so very fortunate
that you don't have this pompous, fat-ass, cigar-chomping, right
wing bigot Rush Limbaugh, contaminating your airwaves and headlines.
He almost makes me ashamed to be an American white male!
Last week he ridiculed a female college student Sandra Fluke for
speaking before Congress and advocating Gov't. sponsored Birth
Control for unwed students. He called her a 'Slut', and that she
should make a sex tape and post it for all to see.....Nice!
The blonde in the last pic is his wife. She is 17 years younger than
Rush, and I'm quite sure that she didn't marry him for his impish
grin, schoolboy charm, and Minty Fresh breath! Maybe he has a way
with words? Read some of Rush Limbaugh's more "Charming" quotes...

"Have you ever noticed how all composite photo's of wanted criminals
resemble Jesse Jackson"?

"The NAACP should have Riot Rehearsals. They should get a liquor store
and practice robbing it".

[To an African-American caller] "Take that bone out of your nose, and
call me back".

"You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray!
(The convicted killer of Martin Luthor King)
We miss you Jimmy....Godspeed"!

"Columbus saved the Indians from themselves"!

He calls President Obama a 'Halfrican-American'!


Oh yeah....Charming! If that Bimbo fucks that walrus for ANY
reason other than his fat paycheck, she has to be a daughter
of a Klansman!
All this Bigotry makes Mr. Knowitall grow weary....Adieu!

Sunday, March 4, 2012

So Long.....


Ronnie Montrose...R.I.P. Brother.
We'll all be gettin on our "Bad Motor-Scooter" and riding
into the Sunset with you soon enough.....