Thursday, May 20, 2010

Friday Flash 55.....



(Margaret Catherine enters the confessional)
'Bless me Father for I have sinned...
Last night my lover ravaged me SEVEN times!'

"Young lady...Go drink the juice of seven lemons."

(Bewildered)
'Will I then be forgiven Father?'

"No, but it WILL wipe that big smile off your face...
Now for your penance say SEVEN Hail Mary's!"
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!
So from the most penitent host from coast to coast...
Go and sin no more.
And have a Kick Ass Week-End...!!!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Thursday Portrait...


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I just LOVE a cup of fresh brewed Colombian coffee!
It inspires me for...for...Something now, let me think.

Peace...!!!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Retro Wednesday










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Before there was Vince and the "Slap Chop".
And The Rotato
And The Showtime Rotisserie.
And The Ped-Egg.
And The Snuggie...
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There was The Ginsu!!!
First introduced in 1978, it was the predecessor to ALL Info-Mercials!
It could slice food paper thin, and still cut thru metal.
And NEVER need sharpening!
As you can see mine still works GREAT after 30 years!!
Peace...!!!
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(I have a Pocket Fisherman somewhere but I can't find it, Grrrr...)

Monday, May 17, 2010

TMI Tuesday....


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A Mr. Clem Peachnut from Paragould Arkansas asks...
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"Dear Mr. Knowitall, my new shift leader down at the Chick-Fil-A where I work, is one of those big city slickers from Little Rock. He talks real fancy, and acts real uppity. Yesterday he said that I was Saprostomous! Me...Saprostomous? Mr. Knowitall, what does that mean, and can you help me with learnin some fancy words of my own?"
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Dear Clem...Of course I can!!
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First of all, Saprostomous is a word that is so archaic...er old, that no modern dictionary defines it anymore. It means having bad breath! But if he wants to play anachronism word games with you, hit him with a few of these oldies but goodies...
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HOBBERDEHOY: A youth entering manhood.
FAFFLE: To stutter or mumble.
DASYPYGAL: Having a hairy Buttocks.
CORNOBBLED: Hit with a fish!
COLLIESHANGIE: A noisy or confused fight.
WEM: A stain, flaw, or scar.
CALCOGRAPHER: One who draws with chalk.
BODEWASH: Cow dung.
TWIDDLEPOOP: An effeminate looking man.
LIRIPOOP: A silly creature.
LEPTORRHINIAN: Having a long narrow nose.
MUNDUNGUS: Garbage or stinky tobacco.
TOXOPHILY: Love of archery.
PISMIRE: An ant.
VALGUS: Bowlegged or knock-kneed.
JUMENTOUS: Having a strong animal smell.
BALBRIGGAN: A fine cotton used mainly for underwear.
ATMATERTERA: A Great-Grandfathers's Grandmother's sister!
ANISOGNATHOUS: Having the upper and lower teeth UNLIKE!
WHIPJACK: A beggar pretending to have been shipwrecked.
SPODOGENOUS: Pertaining to the presense of waste matter.
GALLIGASKIN: Baggy trousers.
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Good question Clem, you oughtta be able to Cornobble that Liripoop till he Faffles for a week with some of these words...
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But Mr. Knowitall grows weary...I bid you adieu.
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Peace...!!!

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Coffee Talk.....
















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Coffee Talk under the Wisteria...
Pick a topic, talk amongst yourselves.
See you tomorrow...
Peace...!!!





Thursday, May 13, 2010

Friday Flash 55.....


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A lovely tree-lined street....Circa 1988.
(Knock Knock)
The heavy oak door slowly opens.
"Yes"?
'Hello, my name is Julie, I'm a Jehovah's Witness, and I'm....
(The door opens wider)
"Julie? Please come in. If you'll excuse me just a second, I have some fava beans cooking on the stove, my name is Hannibal...
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55,
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most stuffed-up host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Thursday Portrait....



It's a good thing that I had the day off today, for the last 24 hours I've been...
Coughing, Sneezing, Wheezing, Stuffy, Achy.
Do my eyes look bloodshot?

Peace...!!!