TMTI Tuesday........

A Mr. Sergio Garcia from Barcelona Spain writes...

"Dear Mr. Knowitall, with the Super Bowl just a few weeks away, the "Tiger-Mania" has died down a bit. I thought that all those jokes were AWESOME!
The longer he stays off the tour, the greater the chances of me winning a Major Tournament!!!
Please post a few more jokes before the public starts to forgive and forget OK?"

'Dear Sergio....OK, just one more time.'
Let Me Present For Your Viewing Pleasure...TMTIT
Too Much Tiger Information Tuesday!!!

Peace...!!!

Shiver Me Timbers.......

Hi Everybody!!
It's a Cold Sumbitch out there today isn't it?
Oh well, might as well enjoy it and be glad that you're alive.
Peace...!!!

Friday Flash 55.....

She had that look.
You know what look I'm talking about.
That look that has caused men Big Problems since Adam.
Lustful, half-slit windows promising Unbridled Passion!
Heaving with every throaty breath...Her bosomy pillows beckoned!
( Lips to ear, she whispers )
"Tell Me"....
( Biting his lobe, she whispers again )
"Samson...Tell me your secret".




All this drama over a little clip job eh?
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55..
Please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!!
So from the most shorn host from coast to coast,
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

Hi Everybody!!
This is a Thursday Portrait with several little 'sidebars'.
First of all...A before and after head shot!
You know I have a Samson Complex...DAMN Delilah!!
Secondly...A tasty little recipe' shortcut.
My son Reese requested breaded pork chops for dinner.
Instead of crushing up some crackers or bread crumbs,
I bought some stove top stuffing to crush up for the breading.
It was DELICIOUS....Try it!
It crushed up kinda weird though...hehehehe
Start Thinking.....
Peace...!!!

Retro-Wednesday....

Before the PC..
Before the Word Processor..
Before the Electric Typewriter..
This was State of the Art!!
This was my Mother's Typewriter from the 50's.
Every one of my high school essays and term papers were written with this.
Every one of my college papers were written with this.
(with help from Mom, hehehe)
Just another sight and sound from the past, kept alive by the G-Man
and his Retro Museum!!
Peace...!!!

Post Surgery.....

First of all, I'd like to thank EVERYBODY that sent prayers and well wishes.
They certainly were heard because the surgery was a breeze!
And speaking of breezes, Uncle Buff's comment on my last post was Right On!
Because a breeze is what I feel on my naked stitched up ass in the top photo.
I just love the way it fit so perfectly. I think Junior Samples could have fit in there with me!!
Secondly, Mr. Knowitall and TMI Tuesday is on hiatus this week...The Reason?
One Word, and the second pic explains it all....VICODIN!!!

And please don't worry about me with that...I hate pills!
(I prefer 'herbal therapy')
I'll be back to work on Thursday.
Peace...!!!

Bright and Brisk........

Whew...Aren't you glad the Holiday's are over?
Other than having a little extra time off, the money seemed to be FLYING out of my pocket!! On the bright side, I refused to charge any gifts on my credit card..YAY!

This is me outside today...A balmy 14 degrees with a wind chill of -5!!
Tomorrow morning is my postponed surgery. I'm curious as to how coherent TMI Tuesday will be...Hahahahaha.

Peace...!!!