Thursday, July 31, 2008

Instructional 55...



Good evening, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should you choose to accept is...
Whoever comments on this 55 must visit the previous commenter that has told the G-man that they have posted. As always, if you get caught not following instructions, you will be shunned like an Amish whore!
This post will self-destruct immediately!!!


Hi, everybody. The G-man is on vacation somewhere in America, so I'm asking your help by following the instructions of my 55.
Sorry for any inconvenience, and thank you for your cooperation.

Peace...

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Mini-Business Vacation........



Hi everybody!!!
The G-Man is being sent out-of-town for a few days.
I'll be driving to the Great State of Tennessee to receive some training and product knowledge on Chevy's new "Cross-Over" vehicle comming soon... the Traverse!
I will say this....I am posting a 55 this week!
And I will have some very special instructions regarding this weeks entries..
Have a Great Week, and see ya Friday...
Peace..!!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Me and Him and This Other Fool..........




My old friend and fraternity brother Brian, owns a little Ma and Pa store not far from me.
He has a small but popular meat counter where he cuts his own steaks, and grinds his own Burger and Sausage. He also makes his own fresh Bratwurst and Kielbasa from pure pork shoulder. Every Saturday or Sunday I'll pay Brian a visit, we have a small little circle of friends that drink coffee, bull-shit, and solve the problems of the world. This morning one of his patrons brought him a little something from the great state of Kentucky.
I'm not saying exactly what it is, but I'll tell you this much about it.....
It's the smooooothest stuff of that nature, that I've ever had.
It's about 190 proof.
It was Kick-Ass!
I had to wait a couple of hours to drive home after 3 teeny tiny sips.
It very appropriately came in a Mason Jar...hehehe
Remember that great old tune by Roger Miller? Well, this was NOT grape wine, and there certainly was no chug-a-lugging, but ooooh my ears are still ringing!!!!!
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Peace...!!!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Friday Flash 55.......

(Riiiiiing)

...'Hello'?
"Honey, I'm worried about Baby Hughey"....
...'God, whats he done now? Did he pull out his winky again'?
"No"...
...'Did he pinch the sitter's boobs'?
"No, it's that filthy bunny blanket of his, he drags it around everywhere"....
...'Well, I wouldn't be too concerned. It's just a phase, he'll grow out of it'!
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Hi everybody,...If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55, please come tell the G-Man. I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then Book!!
Please have a glorious week-end, even though some of US have to work!!!
And if you can't figure out this 55...Read my profile under Favorite Books...
hehehehe...Peace..!!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Thursday Portrait.....






Hi Everybody...Ready for Thursday portraits?
#1...This is the bike that parked next to me tonight at Bike Nite at Scooters.
You don't see a lot of Green Choppers, I thought it was Awesome!!
#2..Loved the helmet, do you know what...D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F...means?
#3..Ouch!...I hit a bee w/my windshield.
#4..Ribbitt...The Frog rode 'Bitch'!
#5..G-Man setting in the sunset.
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I hope you all are thinking about your Friday 55...I Am!!!
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Peace..!!

Retro Wednesday.......



Circa 1970, there used to be a wonderful "head shop" in downtown Flint called The Touch Boutique. You could buy all sorts of...er 'paraphenalia' there. I came across this handy little
cigarette holder that had been missing for several years. This was made in India, LONG before the lovely Mona was even born!!
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Peace....Brothers and Sisters!!
Stop the War...Stop the War NOW!!!!
Hell No We Won't Go!!!!
You've got to choose, whether your gonna be the PROBLEM,
Or if you are gonna be The SOLUTION!!!
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*Any images of illegal substances in above photo, is strictly a prop!
No Marijuana was destroyed or harmed in the making of this post!*
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"No stems No seeds that you don't need,
Acapulco Gold is ........Bad...Ass...Weed!!"
(Cheech and Chong...Big Bambu)

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

TMI Tuesday.....



Hi Everybody...I was gonna do a little thing about ...This Day in History!
But not much of interest happened on this date. I don't think you wanted to hear about John Dillinger joining the Navy to avoid arrest in 1923. But yesterdays date was kinda interesting...July 21, 1865. That was the date usually attributed to the first "Showdown" in the Old West.
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In Springfield Missouri 1865, Wild Bill Hickock was eking out a living as a professional gambler.
During a card game with someone that he already knew ( a former Union Soldier named Dave Tutt), Tutt brought up the subject of a past debt. Wild Bill did indeed fess up to owing him some money, and handed him 25 Dollars. But Tutt insisted that Bill owed him 35 Dollars and snatched a very nice pocket watch of Bills off of the table in front of him. An argument ensued, and it was agreed to settle the dispute with guns, and in the street the next day. Bills final words that night before leaving was.."And Dave, don't you be wearing that watch tomorrow!"
So sure enough at High Noon on the streets of Springfield Missouri, Dave Tutt was seen purposfully pulling out the watch and very obviously gazing at it for a long time. This incensed Wild Bill, but he kept his cool. As they faced off in the middle of the street, they stopped and stared intently and silently at one another. They were an unusually long distance from each other, about 75 feet, Tutt's nerve's got the best of him and he drew first and fired at Bill, missing him. Wild Bill then drew his cap and ball revolver, took dead aim, and shot Dave Tutt right through the heart, killing him within seconds. He then very calmly walked over to the dead body, removed his watch from the corpse, and mosied over to the saloon.
Bill was arrested for murder, but a jury acquitted him because of self-defense.....
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Harpers Magazine later published a very sensational account of the duel, and that article made Wild Bill a Household name. But on August 2nd in 1876, Wild Bill walked into Nuttal and Manns Saloon in Deadwood South Dakota seeking a card game. Bill always sat in a corner chair so he could protect himself from a sneak attack, but all of the chairs were taken, so he sat in the only available seat....With his back facing the door! Sure as shit, some glory seeking yahoo named Jack McCall snuck up behind Wild Bill and shot him in the head with a 45 caliber revolver.
It was said at the time, that the Poker hand that Bill was holding when he was gunned down was a pair of Aces, and a pair of Eights. And ever since in Poker, Aces and Eights is known as "The Dead Man's Hand".!!..McCall was tried, acquitted, Re-tried ( S.D. was only a Territory, and NOT a state, so there was NO double indemnity), found guilty, and hanged!!
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I've been to Deadwood, I have the T-Shirt to prove it.
And now you know...The rest of the story!!
Peace...!!!