Monday, Monday.....

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CAUTION: Extended use may give one the overwhelming desire to rip off your shower curtain, and use it as a sarong.

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The Lovely Susan at Stony River has a Monday thing called Micro Fiction Monday. She posts a pic of her choice weekly, and you write a short story of 140 charactors or less, then you post it on your site and visit her. I've never done one of these before other than My own Flash 55, so I hope I did good! Now I think one of these days I'll Try Monkey Man's Sunday 160 deal.... One of these days! But you know how Old Farts are...Set in their ways!
Thanks Susan for hosting this, I'd add a Hyper-Link, but I don't know how..Grrrrr

Peace...!!!

Coffee Talk.....

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Hi Everybody...

Hot enough for ya?

I just LOVE Celebrity Mug Shots.

Talk amongst yourselves, and have a Kick Ass Week.!!

Friday Flash 55.....

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We had an appointment.
She was early, I was late.
Michaelangelo couldn't have chisled THIS Dame!
Now I haven't trusted ANY woman since 1940.
Paris...Spring.
She went out for a bottle of wine, and two hours later the Nazi's march in!
But there was something about the fragrance of Pall Malls, Honeysuckle and Lavender.....

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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55..
Please Come Tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!!
So from the most NOIR host from coast to coast....
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

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Isn't it CRAZY how gasoline prices have been steadily declining these past two weeks?

Plus I have an extra 3 cents off each gallon with My Kroger card!

I might even burn me some PREMIUM!!!

Something about that price...I just can't figure it out.

See ya tomorrow I hope...:-)

Peace...!!!

Retro-Wednesday.....

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Hi Everybody...

Blogger sure fucked up big time for a while today eh?

I've had a very busy week so far, and I really didn't have much time to dig thru my treasure trove to find a Retro-Wednesday item to post. As I was just about to Archive something, I glanced up on my wall at work and noticed my Norman Rockwell calender and My nostalgic Chevy Bow Tie Sign. What could be more Retro than that? OK, I know what your thinking, but I can Damn well guarantee that Lawrence Welk is not playing on My PC........... Try Golden Earring...Radar Love!

Happy Humpday.......Peace!!!

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("Brenda Lee's coming on strong........)

TMI Tuesday...

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A Mr. Pete "Road Ratt" Gearhead from Sturgis S.D. asks...'Dear Mr. Knowitall, the other day when I was stopped at a red light, a car pulled up beside me. The windows on the car were rolled down, and a goofy looking fucker looked like he was reading my helmet stickers, as the light turned green he shouted at me..."Gay Ass Mouse", and the car sped off. I was too shocked to say anything back, but it bothered me all day. Do you know why he may have called me that'?

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Dear Road Ratt, of course I can!

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I'll bet you a six pack of Coors that one of your stickers read.."Ride to Live, Live to Ride" . Am I right? That my Burly friend is called a Chiasmus! It's a little known literary term, and rather than explain it, I'll give you some examples...

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JFK.."Ask not what your Country can do for you, ask what you can do for your Country"!

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Lord Byron.." Pleasures a sin, sin's a pleasure".

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Mae West.."It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men" OR "A hard man is good to find"!

'A waist is a terrible thing to mind'

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The Bible.."Whoever sheds the blood of man; By man shall his blood be shed".

'There is no fear in love, but perfect love casteth out fear"

'Many that are first shall be last; And the last shall be first'

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Hemingway...'Man can be destroyed but not defeated' AND ' Man can be defeated but NOT destroyed.

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French Proverb.."Love makes time pass; Time makes love pass'

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Oscar Wilde..'Work is the curse of the drinking class'..'The English have the miraculous power, of turning wine into water!'

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Grouch Marx..'Time wounds all heels'

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Kermit the Frog..'Times fun when your having Flies'

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A Hangover...'The wrath of grapes'

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OK, get the picture? I hope that this clears up any doubt about someone calling you a name Road Ratt...Good Question!!

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All of this chiasmusing is making Mr. Knowitall grow weary.

I'll close this out with my favorite one...

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me...Than a frontal lobotomy'!

I bid you Adieu....

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ATTENTION: Something is wrong with blogger! Whoever comments after Brian Miller comment #4, they are NOT showing up! Not to me anyway. My comment count shows many more comments than 4, even comments left by me, but they are not showing up! I sure hope that this problem gets solved by Friday...Sorry!~! Grrrrrrrr....

Happy Fourth of July.....

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A Whole Shitload of Fireworks...$1100.00

A Phantom VIP card gives you BOGO...$550.00

A 20 year old that finally crashed after totally 'Out-Booming' our Hood..

PRICELESS!!!

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Hi Everybody...

Yesterday Reese and I travelled the 98 miles to Toledo to our favorite Pyrotechnics store, Phantom Fireworks! We had this very well planned, we stuck to our budget, and we didn't succomb to Pyro-temptations...Ha! For the first time ever...

But boys will be boys, and the incessant cacophony of the"Bombs Bursting In Air" in our neighborhood was too much for Reese to bear, and he had to give his minions a little taste of whats still yet to come for today...... I'm very surprised that The Flint Twsp. PD didn't visit. In the past they have been called...Go Figure!

I Love The Fourth of July....I Love America.

Have fun today....