Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Two days ago I noticed a tiny brown critter on my front door sill.
I didn't know if it was alive at first, but when I went to move him
he showed me his tiny teeth. I then got a towel and some gloves
and moved him behind my milk cans so my cats wouldn't get him.
Today I just happenned to glance down at the sill, and lo and behold
he returned! Taking a step back, I noticed that the top half of my
storm door was open. Then it all came clear. The little fellow thought
that my front door was the entrance to his bat cave...
As of now he is still sleeping quite soundly, I don't what my game plan is,
but I DO own a Bat House that I never got around to paint. I guess I'll
find it and put it up high enough so the cats won't get him.
See you all ( I Hope ) Thursday Night 8:00 EDST
Posted at 5:55...hehehehehe
His name is...Myotis Lucifugus
Lucifer for short!
Monday, May 20, 2013
The excited lad took the end stool at the Dime Store lunch counter.
He slapped down his Two Bits and asked...
"Phosphates are still a nickel aren't they Mr. Conway?"
'Yes Johnny, they are still a nickel'.
"OK, I'll have a Cherry Phosphate, a Lemon Phosphate, a Pineapple
Phosphate, an Orange Phosphate, and a Chocolate Phosphate!
And Mr. Conway? Are those Horehound Candies still 2 for a penny?"
Growing up in Michigan, we had Kresge Dime Stores all over.
Dime stores/Five and Dimes, whatever, they all had lunch counters
and soda fountains. A phosphate was any ice cream flavor with soda
water added. Horehound is a very old fashioned flavor that is very
strong, almost medicinal in taste. You can still find that flavor in retro
shops like The Cracker Barrel. When I was a kid, all candy bars was a nickel,
except for a Zero, it was only 3 cents. Remember the Bun Maple Cream?
How about Sky Bar? Walnetto's? What did you love as a kid, that you wish
you was un-wrapping Right Now?
Two-Bits was .25 Cents
Drug Stores were Apothecaries
Mr. Conway was a Soda Jerk
Thursday, May 16, 2013
An icy glance
The awkward stance
Despite the perils, you take the chance, because...
You Want Her
Slutty, yet pure
You just can't resist, intoxicating allure...
You Want Her
Why do men seek this path?
For a passionate moan, you get the devil's laugh
They disregard fury and wrath, because...
You Want Her
Men want what they can't have. And once they get it...
They don't want it anymore!
If you or anyone you know wants something, or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most wanton host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
I've been a bit foul-mouthed as of late, and I apologize to all that I offend.
As You can tell by my very sincere smile, I'm turning over a new leaf.
So if any of you pot lickers catches me in a profanity, turn my fat ass in to the cussing
Hotline... Sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your cooperation!
See you ( I hope ) 8:00 PM Thursday EDST.
PS.. Thanks to all that played Friday Flash 55 last week. Please play AGAIN!!!
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Remember me? The G-Man?
Yes, I've been at it again...WORK!
In the car business, this time of year is known as "The Spring Market".
So blogging is sporadic at best.
Today's walk down memory lane concerns Statements of Exasperation!!
Did your Parent or Grandparent have a favorite "Outburst"?
Of course the above pictured Perry White used to scream...
"Great Caesar's Ghost"!
My Grandma Alvena Haynes used to always say...
"Lord Love a Duck!"!
My favorite outburst of frustration is...
"What the Deuce"?
In todays fast paced world of social networking, folks don't even take
the time to scream out anything, they just go....WTF?
Whatever happened to...
"Heavens to Betsy"!
"By The Jesus"!!
C'mon people, help a Brother out......
Thursday, May 9, 2013
They can do two impersonations, Gilbert Gottfried, and Jar-Jar Binks.
They floss in public.
They chuckle after farting.
They chew their ice after finishing a soda.
They roll their buggers then flick them.
They sample EVERY grape at the Supermarket.
They continually send stupid game requests on Facebook.
They laugh at their own jokes.
Myself....? I can imitate Yoda!
If you or anyone you know is annoying or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come annoy The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most exasperated host from coast to coast
A Kick Ass Week-End, I wish you to have..........
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
This week I waited on a customer that looked very familiar, come to find out
he was on old college teacher of mine. He taught Phys Ed sports like Bowling
Archery, Golf, Badmitten Etc. I Coordinated the Intra-Mural program for him
and was the equipment supervisor. I'm going to sell him a new truck in about a week,
and it was great reminiscing about past college fun. When I got back from lunch
yesterday, I noticed this Pic on my desk. Do you think Woody Allen noticed that
his glasses were missing?
So 43 years later, I don't look any different do I? Although oddly enough I weigh
about 10 pounds less!!!!
I had a very low turn-out last week on the Friday Funfest, I hope this week The Muse
feels fit to return and inspire better participation. I wish to thank all of the people
that still do play regularly. I know it's a struggle to come up with fresh ideas, and
all entries are welcome.
I hope to see everyone Thursday 8:00 PM EDST.....Galen