Haiku Wednesday.....

You don't give a shit?
Tired of those "Fleeting" moments?
An Apple a day......


Is it Wednesday? Do you Haiku? Yes?
Then post one on your blog, and go visit Jenn at...
Sensational Haiku Wednesday!
Every week she has a 'Theme'.
This weeks theme is Fleeting.
Maybe she meant that in a different way?

TMI Tuesday.....

A Mr. "Jugs" Mahoney from Lake Winnebago Wisconsin asks...
'Dear Mr. Knowitall, I'd like to get my girl-friend something
sexy from Victoria's Secret, and I don't know a thing about
bra sizes. Could you help me out?'

Dear Jugs...Of course I can!
Now pay close attention...
A-cup...Almost Boobies
B-cup...Barely Boobies
C-cup...Can't complain
D-cup...Dang!
DD-cup..Double Dang!!
E-cup...Enormous
F-cup...Fake
G-cup...Get a reduction
H-cup...HELP! I've fallen and I can't get up!!!

That should help you out a bit Jugs. Also you probably
should know that Bras have religious affiliations....
For Example:
The Catholic Bra...Supports the Masses
The Salvation Army Bra...Lifts the Fallen
The Presbyterian Bra...Keeps them Staunch and Upright
The Baptist Bra...Makes Mountains out of Mole Hills

Jugs....All this Tit Talk is making Mr. Knowitall Weary.

Good Night...er Ta Ta!!!

Slow Ride...Take it Easy......

I don't care what month it is...
If it's Sunny, dry, and 60, I'm Ridin-N-Grillin!!
Ole Barney purrs like a kitten in this cool weather.
I marinated some boneless/skinless chicken breasts in
a Jamaican Jerk sauce overnight. I also made some Pesto
from Almonds (instead of pine-nuts), Basil, Garlic, and
slices of fresh Parmesian, with Olive Oil, dumped over
some Rotini pasta. In the Acorn squash halves, I made
2 halves savory (Butter basil a garlic clove Sea Salt),
and I made 2 halves with Butter, Maple Syrup, Cinnemon,
and fresh grated Nutmeg. The bottom pic is the finished
product. Often times over the jerk chicken seedless
Blackberry preserves are slathered.
It was YUMMY!!
The Ride was Grand.
Have a Kick Ass Week Peeps!!

Sunday 160.....

(Translated from French)
I'm still alive!!
I'm still alive!!
God help me Please!
I can't feel my legs!
I can't feel my arms!
I can't feel my body!
The crowd is cheering.
They hate me
They hate me...
Bless me Father for I have sinned...
(Fade to black...)

Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro-Fiction using
only 160 Characters? Yes? Then post it on your
Blog and go visit The Monkey Man....Here!

Friday Flash 55.....

"Here comes Galen, he NEVER shuts-up,
Lemme try something simple.
Hey G, got the time"?

Tony...I am greatly embarrassed and deeply humiliated,
but due to unforseen occurances in the Celestial Movements,
I cannot with any degree of accuracy state the correct time.
However, without fear of being too far wrong,
I can safely say........

Do you know anybody that just can't answer a simple question
without droning on and on and on and on and on and on....?
Do you know anybody that has written a Friday Flash 55?
Yes? Then ask them to come visit The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!
So from the most verbose host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

Thursday Portrait.....

I bought a couple of scratch off Lottery
tickets tonight. Upon first glance, it kinda
looks like Fat 55!!!
How appropriate eh? Hahahahahahaha
See you Thursday at 8:00 PM EST

Haiku Wednesday.....

"Till Death Do Us Part"...
Or else Seventy-Two days.
Which ever comes first!

That darn Kimmy K...
Who says she has NO talent?
She EXCELS at Scams!!

Is it Wednesday? Do you Haiku? Yes?
Then post one on your blog, and visit Jenn at
Sensational Haiku Wednesday!
This weeks 'Theme' is...Excel.