Monday, November 7, 2011

TMI Tuesday.....






A Mr. "Jugs" Mahoney from Lake Winnebago Wisconsin asks...
'Dear Mr. Knowitall, I'd like to get my girl-friend something
sexy from Victoria's Secret, and I don't know a thing about
bra sizes. Could you help me out?'

Dear Jugs...Of course I can!
Now pay close attention...
A-cup...Almost Boobies
B-cup...Barely Boobies
C-cup...Can't complain
D-cup...Dang!
DD-cup..Double Dang!!
E-cup...Enormous
F-cup...Fake
G-cup...Get a reduction
H-cup...HELP! I've fallen and I can't get up!!!

That should help you out a bit Jugs. Also you probably
should know that Bras have religious affiliations....
For Example:
The Catholic Bra...Supports the Masses
The Salvation Army Bra...Lifts the Fallen
The Presbyterian Bra...Keeps them Staunch and Upright
The Baptist Bra...Makes Mountains out of Mole Hills

Jugs....All this Tit Talk is making Mr. Knowitall Weary.

Good Night...er Ta Ta!!!

29 comments:

lime said...

TATAS!!!

lime said...

ok, mr knowitall i wanna know who exactly a 70+ yr old woman has her hooters hoisted so high they are 6 inches under her chin. is she wearing a cast iron bra???

G-Man said...

Hydrolics!!!!!

Millie said...

What about me? Did you know that they actually make udder supports for us goats?

Larry said...

Bust out laughing at you

Caty said...

hilarious! :)

PattiKen said...

You are so funny. I have this image of you sittin' around the showroom, thinking this stuff up. Ah-ha-ha!

Brian Miller said...

supports the masses...haha...nice...

Cazzie!!! said...

LOL.. shame I am a H lol lol

Akelamalu said...

You know more than I do about bra sizes and I'm a woman! LOL

MorningAJ said...

I guess bra sizes are different over there because I'm a G and proud of it. And my other half is quite pleased about it too! :)

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