Hi Everybody....I hope you all had a swell Week-End.
Fridays 55 about the 'Wise' Confuciousism's, went over so well that maybe a few more words to the wise are in order....Ready?
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It's always darkest before the dawn...
So if you are going to steal your neighbors newspaper, thats the time to do it!
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Don't be irreplaceable.....
If you can't be replaced, you WON'T be promoted!
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Always remember that you are unique....
Just like everyone else!
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NEVER test the depths of the water with both feet!
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If you think that no one cares if you are alive...
Try missing a couple of car payments!
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If at first you don't succeed...
Sky Diving is probably not for you!
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day...
Teach him how to fish, then he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
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Some days your the bug...
Some days your the windshield!
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Everyone seems normal...
Until you get to know them.
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The quickest way to double your money...
Is to fold it in half, and put it in your back pocket!
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A closed mouth gathers no foot!
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There are two theories about arguing with women...
Neither one works!!
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Experience is somethng you don't get until just after you need it!
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Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving!
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And finally....Never criticize someone unless you walk a mile in their shoes.
That way if you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, AND you have their shoes!
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Peace...!!!
